lavkrap Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John. If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting. If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she'd be Tuesday March 3.If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.Nog (Related to Quark on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare. If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married Jack Paar, then moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King. If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur. If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.------------------things to see, people to do... hehelavkrap@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Too funny!! Cute!! Where did you find that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molly25 Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 HAHA!! That was funny I liked the last one best ------------------.·:*¨¨*:·. I'm not a bad girl, Just a good girl that acts bad .·:*¨¨*:·. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 LOL!!!luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!**brandie@powerpuff.comorloves2cox@netscape.netAIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rims Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 lol..where did you get that?------------------Don't Do it Later..Do It Now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
envy7100 Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Hahaha LOL hey Kathy!------------------"I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane. (I think I made you up inside my head.)" --Sylvia Plath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavkrap Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 www.consumptionjunction.com someone else put up the site on another thread, so i can't take credit for finding the site... there's some sick stuff on that siteso DO NOT open the pics at work, unless you wanna get busted for looking at porn. thank god there was no one around when i opened a pic.------------------things to see, people to do... hehelavkrap@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavkrap Posted September 12 Author Report Share Posted September 12 hey nat, what's up?i am done for the day, thank GOD!!have a great evening everybody!------------------things to see, people to do... hehelavkrap@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kytracid Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 LOL ------------------Legalize n Advertize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Those were great! ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MiSSeS Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 that was very cute.. =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhaus1 Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 LMAO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollabill25 Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 Those where fucking hilarious. Thanks for posting that, I needed a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Those were pretty funny!!!!!I wonder sometimes who thinks up this stuff!!romy20------------------ ARE YOU FEELING IT?_________________________clubchick20@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmense Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 THAT WAS FUNNY SHIT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 That was soooooo funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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