eggmok Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 i force myself to shit in the morning before work . . .i refuse to shit at my work because i'm germphobic and the guys here rancid . . .remember shitbreak in american pie . . .that's like me, i shit only on my throne . . .--------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 LOLEgg, ever christen a new hotel room... like soon as you get the room, its time to give it a blessing?------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Ok everyone I know tells me that they always "drop the kids off" after they do a line of C. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted September 14 Author Report Share Posted September 14 dude . . .i love thrashing a new toilet . . .you feel superior when you deficate on a pristine, ultra white toilet . . .--------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Ok, while we're on the topic of bathroom humor -- this was an exchange between two friends of mine yesterday that had me laughing hysterically:Q- Is there a remedy for loose string-like excrement?A- No rememdy; death is the only cure.If that didn't amuse anybody else, my apologies...... I think I need to get my head examined anyway. -------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by eggmok:i force myself to shit in the morning before work . . .i refuse to shit at my work because i'm germphobic and the guys here rancid . . .remember shitbreak in american pie . . .that's like me, i shit only on my throne . . .Ditto.What part of American Pie was that? It's odd what sticks in some people's minds----------------------- <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Word up EggLOL------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Why do guys have to take a shit every morning?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molly25 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by misskittie:Ok everyone I know tells me that they always "drop the kids off" after they do a line of C. It's never happened to me but if it's cut with a laxative then it makes my bestfriend go, but only if it's cut with a laxative------------------.·:*¨¨*:·. I'm not a bad girl, Just a good girl that acts bad .·:*¨¨*:·. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Eggie, what is this obsession that you have with shit??BlueAngel------------------"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h0nus Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 I think men in general have a fascination and general amusement with defecation and flatulation.Men tend to crap and fart more often than women too or at least they are more open about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted September 14 Author Report Share Posted September 14 blue . . .it's not me, it's all guys . . .i bet your honey is equally gulity . . .---------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by rachel1997:Why do guys have to take a shit every morning?? Just tryin' to stay regular?------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by h0nus:I think men in general have a fascination and general amusement with defecation and flatulation.Men tend to crap and fart more often than women too or at least they are more open about it...Ummm what?Tryin' to act like women don't shit and fart, huh?Let's not do generalizations with the sexes... cause frankly women are more open about a lot of shit that guys ain't (see you prolly disagree with that cause it's a generalization) If you're gonna generalize.. go with "People in general" or "most people"fascination... blah blah blah... ummmm NO!!!Hmmm says something that you would even have an opinion like that...(not bashin' ya, if it seems like it----Artful's just a little cranky in the early morn)------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted September 14 Author Report Share Posted September 14 artful . . .i've heard some loud "ass" farts from girls . . .they're just as bad . . .we take pride in our shits and farts . . .---------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deenyc22 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 for me, i have a routine. grab a paper, get to the specific section i want, sports usually, and let'rip i don't leave until the article i started is finished. this way i kill 2 birds with one stone (or should i say one shit) cleanse the body, and educate myself!nothing beats a great deuce, nothing (well, somethings, but that's another post) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Sometimes I wonder if this board is gathering early in the morning and smoking some good shit.If so please invite me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turntable Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 In my opinion, people love to take a shit. It feels good the action of taking a dump. Don't you wish though that you could do without it??? It's a nuissance sometimes.------------------There must be a party going on around here!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted September 14 Author Report Share Posted September 14 here's a great tip . . .if you don't want water splashing up your ass crack . . .throw some toilet paper in before you bomb pearl harbor . . .it's like a stuntman jumping out of a building and landing on those huge inflatable bags . . .--------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 you guys do it daily??i have to say that excretion is among the top 3 topics of conversations between me and my girls...3. people and themselves2. excretion1. sex------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by divalicious:you guys do it daily??i have to say that excretion is among the top 3 topics of conversations between me and my girls...3. people and themselves2. excretion1. sex...are you serious?? ..you don't talk about sex w/your friends??------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deenyc22 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 divalicious,do you ever combine all 3? does it get messy? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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