nickijay Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 ***The nice men are ugly.***The handsome men are not nice.***The handsome and nice men are gay.***The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.***The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.***The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think women are only after their money.***The handsome men without money are afer our money.***The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat hereosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. ***The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.***The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!***The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.***NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN???------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Too true. luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!**brandie@powerpuff.comorloves2cox@netscape.netAIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 You are confusing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divvalicious Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 ROTFLMAO!!!! i couldnt have said it better myself!!!------------------~DoNt HaTe ThE PLaYa, HaTe ThE GaMe!!!~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaP Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 LOL uknjx2 you covered pretty much every guy ------------------=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 ------------------ "Do you still dream...do you still dream like me...infectious corruptive dreams."shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Damn, my description's not in there!!!I guess I must have slipped through the cracks on that survey...------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Grrr ------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezdreamer Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 So basically you're saying you want us to make the first move only if we're gay and if not you want us to be married and get a divorce so we can be with you.Sounds like I need to get married, then get a divorce, change sexual preferences and then come after you.And you say you can't understand US????------------------Dream a little dream... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklich Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 Sounds like you basically hit it right on the nose...don't get us started about women though...B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 Hey guys, I'm not the author of this!!! It's just a funny....thought some chicks would get a giggle from it. That's all. Sincerely, Nicki------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cytherea Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 seems to be so true ------------------Love can be magic, but sometimes magic can be an illusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Originally posted by cytherea:seems to be so true Damn Cythera, your signature is vicious... oww...------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! "Takin' out the suckas, and they don't know how I did it!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mareluna Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 ------------------"Ooh baby, I feel like the music sounds better with you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ynicholas Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Originally posted by uknjx2:***The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat hereosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. ***The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.***The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!***The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.***NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN???Yep, I think these last pretty much cover it . Whomever wrote this knew what they were talking about (at least from my experiences thus far). ------------------Non esco con Tizio, Caio e Sempronio. Forse Caio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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