peache5030 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Club kids... If you are a true club kid... 1 you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to somone 2 drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your vocabulary. 3 youve met somone , hooked up with them, and then somehow became best friends witht them over a week. 4 mayonase, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word "JAR". 5 you are, or somone you know is a promoter. 6 you know atleast 10 different <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> names off the top of your head. 7 youve fell in love with somone in one night (thank you e). 8 you already know to have your stuff outa your pockets and jacked open before you get to the bouncer to search you. 9 you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bugg him is an easy way to get him to search you less. 10 you know atleast 1 bouncer by name or nickname. 11 your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across then club. 12 you know what a blinkie light is. 13 you spend ATLEAST 5 hours every friday or sat. night inside an ex-warehouse between "11th ave and the west side highway." 14 you say one or all of these terms: "kid" "no-doubt" "bro (braa)" "with a quickness" "sup (sometimes with "kid" or "bro" added directly afterwords)" "wad up" "yo yo" "aight" "slammin" "bangin" "tucca tucca" "yooooooooo" . 15 youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world. 16 you know that pma = bad. 17 "dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you. 18 "time warping" is a regular weekend thing for you. 19 you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up. 20 you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night. 21 you know a girl who was/is a guy. 22 during the week, you cant fall asleep untill round 5am. 23 to you, the simpsons is great to watch on k. 24 you know that when you have a jar, everyone is your friend. 25 you know of atleast 5 people who "juice". 26 if you live in nj... you are italian. 27 you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sighn says $6.49 all night. 28 you have payed atleast $5 for 16.9 fl oz (0.5L.) of water. 29 you have payed atleast $20 for a pill smaller then a tylenoll that was a tylenoll. 30 to you, getting "bugged out" is amaizing , and/or fun. 31 every time you hear the letters E, K, and G your mind astrays, and your mouth watters... 32 you have fought somone over the computor over which is better... sound factory or exit. 33 you thought exit was as big as a football field at one time 34 snow is the most amizing thing in the world to you ...expecially when it falls inside. 35 you have say on a couch in factory and pondered the meaning of life. 36 you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then that weekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you ever went clubbing. 37 you know that cractory, crack factory, and sound pharmacy all refer to the same place. 38 you have/had a stack of flyers over 4 inches thick sitting on ur desk for over a month. 39 you finaly get your room clean on friday after noon, only to get it all messed up all over again when you come home cracked out sat morning. Simple fact... Why club kids did it right.... a cop sees a "goth" kid walking down the street... pink hair, fishnet stockings, marlyn manson shirt, heavy facial makup, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets busted...(usually just weed, and or coke) a cop sees a "skater" walkin down the street... huge baggy jeans, hooded sweat shirt, bleached blond hair, random piercings, dirty shoes, etc... the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad... kid gets busted... (usually just weed) a cop sees a "hoodie" walking down the street... baggy jeans, work boots, biiiiig pufft jacket, evil look on his face, swaying back and forth, litining to headphones, "rapping" along with his music (moslty swears) etc...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause he dresses bad/ just looks it... kid gets busted... (usually just laced weed) a cop sees a hippie... self incriminting...the cop says... hey that kid probably has drugs on him, cause hees a hippie... kid gets busted... (usually just weed, cause he took the shrooms and/or acid 30 min ago... and he will satr tripping in the back of the police car.) now... a cop sees a club kid... nice jeans or dress pants, expensive t-shirt tucked in, or really nice turtle neck, dress shoes, nice leather jacket, good posture, hair all done nice.... cop says there goes a good kid... well dressed, a real law biting citizen... the club kid is carrying over 50 pills, 4 jars, a liq or 2, some g, and sometimes acid.... some of the hardest drugs out there...... the cop lets him go bye, and just waves.... club kids do it right... ------------------Dont ever stop smiling-->you never know who is falling in love with your smile...I dont cry because it ENDED--> I smile because we HAPPENED.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 RALMFFAO!!!!!Peache5030.....this is AWESOME!!! Where/how did you get your hands on this? I was hollowing while reading this. People around me thought I was out of my mind!!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 LMAO.....good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resident Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Originally posted by peache5030:36 you say "i think im going to take a break this week..." and then that weekend you find yourself more fuct up then, than any other time you ever went clubbing. Ain't that the truth! I can definitely attest to that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peache5030 Posted January 31 Author Report Share Posted January 31 I was laughing sooo hard over here...#36 is me almost every week...lol ------------------Dont ever stop smiling-->you never know who is falling in love with your smile...I dont cry because it ENDED--> I smile because we HAPPENED.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 NICEVery true!------------------The music makes the people come together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 LOL.. Very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmtgod Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 Yeah, that was tight. . . Havent laughed that hard at a computer screen in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 LOL!!! Very Good!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaszoo Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 jaaa a little late... i know... but... cool text man )And since i'm not from the united states, i just learned some more slang words and stuff. kek kek kek...Greetz to ya club kidzChris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grigoriy Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 wow!!!! thats all i can say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarpdriveNYC Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 HHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpetersky Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 This really is funny, but oh so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverbull Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 ONLY certain people can relate to that side of it, NOT ALL, thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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