ooana Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Just had to share...I love this!I may just have to try a few of these.-Oo "How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity and Drive Other People Insane"****************************************************1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passingcars to see if they slow down.2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask, "Would you like frieswith that?"5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chairdancing.6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten overtheir caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."11) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so lights up the entire work area.Insist to others that you like it that way.13) Don't use any punctuation in you next memo, and then when asked aboutit...swear you see the punctuation marks.14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.15) Ask people what sex they are.16) The next time you go through the drive-through, ask the server toacknowledge they understand it's a "to-go" order.17) Sing Along at the opera.18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits Wearthem one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if yourboss is the opposite gender.)20) Every time you leave your cubical, send e mail to the rest of thecompany to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me,I'll be in the bathroom.21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.22) Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess."23) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I won! Third timethis week!!!"24) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling"Run for your lives, they are loose!"25) Tell your boss, " It's not the voices in my head that bothers me, itsthe voices in your head that do"26) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going tohave to let one of you go"27) Every time you see a broom yell, "Honey, your mother is here."28) Stand on a street corner and just look up. See how many other peoplestart looking.29) The next time someone is in your cubical talking to you, suddenly stopthem, pick up the phone as if it rang, and hold a one sided conversationwith the President about foreign policy. Then hang up and continue as ifnothing happened.------------------"When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"Solitude gives birth to the original in us, beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry." - Thomas Mann"I heard of a man that says words so beautiful that if he only speaks their name, women give themselves to him.If I am dumb by your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door." - Leonard Cohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 LOL Oo you're too much ------------------ TëMAAIM: ZUinc2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Actually...heh, I've done 24, in accordance with the prophecy.Heh. Yeah. Heh.-Oo------------------"When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"Solitude gives birth to the original in us, beauty unfamiliar and perilous - to poetry." - Thomas Mann"I heard of a man that says words so beautiful that if he only speaks their name, women give themselves to him.If I am dumb by your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door." - Leonard Cohen[This message has been edited by ooana (edited 02-01-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 DAMN YOU're crazy - wich once didnt you do?------------------ TëMAAIM: ZUinc2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choopi Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 lol, thats cute man, personally i know fwoguys that r exactly like that... ------------------when u dream ther r no rules,peeps can fly,anything can hapend.sometimes theres a momment as u awaking & u becoming aware of the real world around u, but u still dreaming.u may think u can fly,but u better not try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 28) Stand on a street corner and just look up. See how many other peoplestart looking.hehehe, i actually do this a lot. bus, subway, hallways. that's how i can also tell who's looking around at the people around them------------------"real fucking high" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippintrance64 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."Phahahaha!!!.....THAT REALLY MADE MY NIGHT OO......in accordance with the prophecy -----------------------"A man makes his sunshine, and he makes his rain. Look at what you have, and where you are, before you say, "I've had a horrible day" Appreciate what you have, and realize how much others wish they could have that much. Live Life, and LOVE IT!" --Me-----"THE BOWL OF FREEDOM IS KICKED! THE BOWL OF FREEDOM IS KICKED!" Melissa of the NJ ChaCha's-----"ALOT OF BEER ALOT OF GIRLS AND ALOT OF CURSIN', .22 AUTOMATIC ON MY PERSON." -Beastie Boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 oh man, those are funny.....yep, the whole look up in the air thing, done that!! people totally start looking up.....------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 I love these. My fav is to get into a crowded elevator and look up.... People freak.... ------------------Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 LOL!!! We got this through e-mail at work a while back, so we decided to do as many as possible. I did my lap around the office at top speed, only to be greated at the end by on the SVP's and I paged various people over the intercom system while they are standing next to/near me...it passes the time!!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toastednut Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by deanna11:28) Stand on a street corner and just look up. See how many other peoplestart looking.hehehe, i actually do this a lot. bus, subway, hallways. that's how i can also tell who's looking around at the people around themhey isn't this how you can pickpicket tourists?------------------ http://liz.isfamous.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambitx73 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Watch out i'm gonna be pullling mad shit like that would make this seem mild tomorrow at the dinner meet up in accordance to the prophedikilydee...Nostradaumus and nicodemus.. there's gonna be alot of people looking at me strang...Oona just remind me to do the "look"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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