junglekittn Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Don't hate me if I post the truth, LOL.Club kids... If you are a true club kid... 1) You go to the same club every week and here the same dj's spin the same annoying songs to all the E-Tards that think they are hearing new records because they were to fuct up last week to pay attention to the music. 2) You think expensive shirts, shoes , nice jeans and dressy pants is clubwear. 3) If your a guy u take ur shirt off to ensure u get ur sweat on as many people as possible. 4) You dance by stamping ur feet and clapping ur hands together looking like a champion square dancer at the big hoe-down. 5) You think you are "Raving" 6) You must name drop every chance you get. 7) you tell everyone that you know the bouncer when you really just hear someone say his name while he was grabbing ur balls while searching you at the entrance. 8) If you take 5 steps into a club and you already are asking where you can get a pill. 9) You find the sluttiest outfit possible and where it out. 10) You think liquiding is waving a glow stick around in a circle and therefore you are now an official raver. 11) You walk around with with wide leg jeans , black shoes, mad silver jewelery and keep a box of glowsticks in ur trunk in case ur current one dies. 12) You have become the E KinG. You think XTC is an amazing new drug which Soundfactory holds the patent for. 13) You Think Jonathan Peters spins hard techno. 14) You think the Venga Boys are techno. 15) You have downloaded Melanie C's- I Turn To You 20 minute version off Napster . Because the 500 times they played it on KTU was not enough. 16) If you and ur friends walk around fronting and beefing like you are playing the star role in Goodfellas Meet The Sound Factory and Joe Pesci is dancing right along side of you. 17) you are a "stockbroker" by day 18) you pierced ur belly button and now ur "Freaky" 19) You feel the need to grab and touch everygirl that walks passed you. 20) you say: Ay yo, Fuggedabotit, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 LOL!!! I am not sure if I am supposed to get offended, but I thought it was damn funny!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglekittn Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by cmb1975:LOL!!! I am not sure if I am supposed to get offended, but I thought it was damn funny!heheh, u only get offended if u think u are guilty of exhibiting such behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by junglekittn:Don't hate me if I post the truth, LOL.Club kids... If you are a true club kid... 1) You go to the same club every week and here the same dj's spin the same annoying songs to all the E-Tards that think they are hearing new records because they were to fuct up last week to pay attention to the music. 2) You think expensive shirts, shoes , nice jeans and dressy pants is clubwear. 3) If your a guy u take ur shirt off to ensure u get ur sweat on as many people as possible. 4) You dance by stamping ur feet and clapping ur hands together looking like a champion square dancer at the big hoe-down. 5) You think you are "Raving" 6) You must name drop every chance you get. 7) you tell everyone that you know the bouncer when you really just hear someone say his name while he was grabbing ur balls while searching you at the entrance. 8) If you take 5 steps into a club and you already are asking where you can get a pill. 9) You find the sluttiest outfit possible and where it out. 10) You think liquiding is waving a glow stick around in a circle and therefore you are now an official raver. 11) You walk around with with wide leg jeans , black shoes, mad silver jewelery and keep a box of glowsticks in ur trunk in case ur current one dies. 12) You have become the E KinG. You think XTC is an amazing new drug which Soundfactory holds the patent for. 13) You Think Jonathan Peters spins hard techno. 14) You think the Venga Boys are techno. 15) You have downloaded Melanie C's- I Turn To You 20 minute version off Napster . Because the 500 times they played it on KTU was not enough. 16) If you and ur friends walk around fronting and beefing like you are playing the star role in Goodfellas Meet The Sound Factory and Joe Pesci is dancing right along side of you. 17) you are a "stockbroker" by day 18) you pierced ur belly button and now ur "Freaky" 19) You feel the need to grab and touch everygirl that walks passed you. 20) you say: Ay yo, Fuggedabotit, shouldn't the title be .. you know you're fake ass cheesey b&t wanna be soo bad cool club kid uz everyone is doing it" if ... i think the term club kid is totally dead .. except for some few ravers and queens out there .... ur more likey to be a club kid is you know what i mean when i talk about nasa, watched kids skate a half pipe in teh tunnel , arent afraid of 6'6'' drag queens and and at some point traded a blinking light or some other weird toy for coke .... =) ... and this all happen before 94 ... =) ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 THAT SHIT WAS TOO FUNNY! GLOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 21) you have a screen name that refers to a style of music ie. junglekittn - Pete"theofficialcnadyflipperofthenewmillenium" **I love my UFO's always & forever**------------------------------------------ Upcoming Shows: ???My new web site...Version 1.04a[url]http://www.naked-edge.com/schwinge.html DJSchwinge@naked-edge.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglekittn Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by joeydollaz: shouldn't the title be .. you know you're fake ass cheesey b&t wanna be soo bad cool club kid uz everyone is doing it" if ... yeah, that's a more appropriate title. hehe, i just cut and pasted this from an e-mail tho. i think someone wrote it in response to that "You Are A Club Kid If . . . . . " thing that's going around. I think that THAT shit is mistitled too. it doesn't describe "clubkids". it describes crackeheadz, LOL. nah, just kidding...but we all know what REAL clubkids are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 LOL!!!TeeHeeHee!!!HeHeHe!!!HaHaHa!!!HoHoHo!!!That was pretty funny....who is going to try and top this one?!?!?!?!?! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ges1ner Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 I like this better than the glorified one that blckrven posted a while before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karch Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 HAHAHAHA!!! This is hilarious. It's better then the other "You know your a club kid" list. ------------------*Did you find your ecstacy?*E-mail: PrimeKMB2@aol.comAIM: PrimeKMB2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tstelkhuni Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 lol! that was f*ckin hillarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by schwingep: I know you don't fall under any of those points thats cause you left that one out...just pointing it out to ya!and would I make fun of you? I'm just here to point out the blatent obvious - Pete"thisgirlthinksjungleiswheretarzanmetjane" omg you are one funny bitch------------------B L O W G O A T S !!!!Coming Soon.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mage001 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. NOW IN A CLUB THINGS ARE DIFFERENT-KIDS THINK BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKED UP, THAT THEY KNOW THE DEAL. I REMEMBER WHEN MAD KIDS WERE ILL AT GLOW STICKS. NOW EVERYONE SUCKS. THEY JUST WAVE THEM AROUND. i SAW 1 ASSHOLE TRYING TO IMPRESS SOME CHIC WITH STICK AND MAKING CIRCLES. PEOPLES ATTITUDES ARE MUCH DIFFERENT. NOW EVERYONE IS TRYING TO BE A RAVER.----FOR ALL YOU NEW PEOPLE,STAY HOME--THIS NEW GENERATION OF PEOPLE IN THE CLUBS SUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglekittn Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by schwingep:21) you have a screen name that refers to a style of music ie. junglekittn nooo, i do not fall under any points in this list. Originally posted by schwingep:**I love my UFO's always & forever**LOL, r u making fun of me? *ithinkpeteisconfusedcuzIamtheofficialcandyflipperofthenewmillenium* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 hehe ...btw check your PM's- Pete ------------------------------------------ Upcoming Shows: ???My new web site...Version 1.04a[url]http://www.naked-edge.com/schwinge.html DJSchwinge@naked-edge.com [This message has been edited by schwingep (edited 02-07-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by junglekittn: Originally posted by schwingep:21) you have a screen name that refers to a style of music ie. junglekittn nooo, i do not fall under any points in this list. Originally posted by schwingep:**I love my UFO's always & forever**LOL, r u making fun of me? *ithinkpeteisconfusedcuzIamtheofficialcandyflipperofthenewmillenium*I know you don't fall under any of those points thats cause you left that one out...just pointing it out to ya!and would I make fun of you? I'm just here to point out the blatent obvious - Pete"thisgirlthinksjungleiswheretarzanmetjane" ------------------------------------------ Upcoming Shows: ???My new web site...Version 1.04a[url]http://www.naked-edge.com/schwinge.html DJSchwinge@naked-edge.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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