frankiepep Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 A business man? ... please, if you knew the first thing about business this post wouldn't of even exsisted ... i'm sure a swift business man like yourself can find some hookers for you flick ... ------------------ www.frankiepep.djcentral.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 allnight, you're into fat chicks?------------------"real fucking high" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximo Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 pep - drop deadUnless you have something to offer[This message has been edited by maximo (edited 02-15-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnight23 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Deanna - It all depends how fat if it suites them well, you know. A girl can be a little heavier but it looks good on her. Why are you bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankiepep Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 don't step to the pep ...------------------ www.frankiepep.djcentral.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beaker2 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by maximo:Beaker Are you well endowed?Today's business requires above avarage look for males, good built and a nice size tool. Well I haven't flopped it out on the table to compare with any of my mates or anything, but I would have to class it as a very acceptable average size. I'm certianly happy with it and that's what counts eh? Then again I've always thought it's not what you've got, it's where you put it that counts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximo Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 I got pep in my step [This message has been edited by maximo (edited 02-15-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 did i mention that somewhere after the 60 degree angle there is a clockwise twist upwards, 2.4 cycles, radius of circle 3", 9% slope. don't you think deanna11 would have to have some pretty extreme cushioning to accomodate that?------------------ "i'm crushing your head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximo Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 The truth about cocks is that as long as they are proportional to your body size than the camera will do the rest. We can always put you in with a girl who is pettit. Matty you should post a pic. of your shlong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankiepep Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 why you biting my shit? ------------------ www.frankiepep.djcentral.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 i have a movie clip of myself. i think you would be very interested. i would upload it but the max. file size for this board is 500k, and it's 600+. point me to a good file editer that works with .mpe files and i will show you something that will make everything worth it------------------ "i'm crushing your head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximo Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 Mattyuse maximo@clubplanet.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 i'll apply for position of amateur porn star if i can do it with matt's crazy cock!!!------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyparsons Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 see here's the problem-i have lots of pics, but in order to get the shlong in it's entirety into the photo, the cameraman has to stand about two city blocks away. so it basically it just looks like me standing there with a flesh colored sports car behind me, driving past me....------------------ "i'm crushing your head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfecto25 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 HAHAHA! i like this thread, hey i dont know why, but this maximo, he reminds me of Pepe LePeu, the french skunk who keeps hitting on that poor white striped cat, with these cheezy love phrases! haha keep this baby goin!------------------kroshka moya, ya po tebe skychayu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfecto25 Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 HAHAHA! i like this thread, hey i dont know why, but this maximo, he reminds me of Pepe LePeu, the french skunk who keeps hitting on that poor white striped cat, with these cheezy love phrases! haha keep this baby goin!------------------kroshka moya, ya po tebe skychayu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 This is the funiest thread, Pepe LePeu.. classic.Deanne11, so funny.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Damn Matty, have all your girlfriends been contortionists or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Damn Matty, have all your girlfriends been contortionists or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by mattyparsons:did i mention that somewhere after the 60 degree angle there is a clockwise twist upwards, 2.4 cycles, radius of circle 3", 9% slope. don't you think deanna11 would have to have some pretty extreme cushioning to accomodate that?Matty you're penis sounds like a silly straw!On a serious note, I've always wanted to get into porn but I have kids (well, I don't have them now, they were taken away) I look good, especially for having 2 kids, but I had to have a c-section one time and I have a scar. Can that be covered up?------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by uknjx2:i'll apply for position of amateur porn star if i can do it with matt's crazy cock!!!ROFLMAO - oh my god you are all too funny ------------------ Unbound getting UNWOUNDK alwayscomesbac K TëMAAIM: ZUinc2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Maximo, please respond------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Please Maximo, I'm leaving my office in 10 mins and I don't have an internet connection in my trailer. ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximo Posted February 16 Author Report Share Posted February 16 Greetings my pornOstars.maximo is back from the hard days of work.catyo you are In. The c section scar is not a problem, we can take care of it. We can do mostly back-door shots, if you have a nice perky ass. By the way why don'tr you send me a pic. of your ass in a doggy style position.Matty can you talk to uknjx2 - and make soeme arrangments so we can get this thing rolling....Ladies please don't be shy I am proff., I promise to all of you first-timers you will have fun, you can choose a guy, (or two, or three) whatever you like it is all about you feeling comfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 LOL ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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