ichi_gami Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by Crackorn:It's not a Greek wedding thank cripes!!! I would never put anyone through that kind of torture! Well, as much as I'd love to show up with a Mario, Korzo or turtle, I'd prefer a vampie/risa/shuga type of date. But I'd settle......I can cook one hell of a breakfast, does that improve my chances any? -ichi------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretibaby Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!i know my boyfriend is a sexy motherfu...but i look far better in a dress & heels! (at least i think i do, i havent seen him in them yet...but who knows what he does while i am in NJ!)------------------ "When you are loved, there is no need to understand what is happening, for everything happens within you." ~The Alchemistaim: eigurleileen@mariony.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole212 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by Crackorn:Nicole212 is excluded!WTF?!?!?!What, was it all the comments about you being the root of all evil?I TAKE IT ALL BACK!!!YOU are the patron saint of crack heads everywhere!------------------The music was our teacher...The DJ was our preacher...Now tell me if I reach you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by Crackorn:It's not a Greek wedding thank cripes!!! I would never put anyone through that kind of torture! Well, as much as I'd love to show up with a Mario, Korzo or turtle, I'd prefer a vampie/risa/shuga type of date. But I'd settle......don't settle for less sweetie ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safitamace319 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by Crackorn:It's not a Greek wedding thank cripes!!! I would never put anyone through that kind of torture! Well, as much as I'd love to show up with a Mario, Korzo or turtle, I'd prefer a vampie/risa/shuga type of date. But I'd settle......here's the deal, you come with me to my spring fling formal in a few weeks, and i'll go with you to your wedding....lol, plus i'm syrian, so too bad it isnt a greek wedding, we have very similar affairs....we know what's up, at our wedding, when a couple is dancing in the middle of the circle dancing, we shower them with dollar bills..too bad it all goes to the bride and groom..------------------"And if I Die before i learn to speak...Will money pay for all the days i lived awake but half asleep?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Wow, i wasn'r expecting such a response. Well, all of you will be taken into consideration (except Nicole212 of course) and I'll make my decision by the end of the month......------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Honestly you carn't do better than one of my girls. No attitude, no taxi fare home, no if's or buts, she won't bad mouth your freinds or embarse you by farting, you can lead when your dancing (infact you have to), and any hole is a goal (if you know what i mean).. it's unconditional love.Going cheap to you.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics [This message has been edited by back2basics- (edited 04-05-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammy Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Well since I am not of the likes of the gorgeous babes on the board , I say take me b/c I can provide hours and hours of insanity at this shindig.-Jamms "whoopswasthatmydressthatflewup"------------------jamms on hiatus...more news at 4:20 AIM: ynicholas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 i guess it all depends on who is spinning at twilo the night b4...otherwise, your company is not in question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 please pick me!i will introduce you to my G O A T!and I am perfect for putting on a show!------------------GOATS FOREVER!Next Project:B E E F Y MF's!!!!!Bring on the meatsauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooana Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Crackie, if you still need someone let me know. I'm sure my boy won't mind and I've got a great dress that I'd be happy to sport. :-)Miss ya, buddy!-Oo------------------ "When the soul wishes to experience something, she throws an image of the experience out before her, and enters into her own image." -Eckhart"I heard of a man that says words so beautiful that if he only speaks their name, women give themselves to him.If I am dumb by your body while silence blossoms like tumors on our lips it is because I hear a man climb the stairs and clear his throat outside our door." - Leonard Cohen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole212 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Originally posted by Crackorn:Wow, i wasn'r expecting such a response. Well, all of you will be taken into consideration (except Nicole212 of course) and I'll make my decision by the end of the month......Christ Allmighty, what did I do to deserve this comemnation? How can you be so cruel? Oh, I'll have my revenge - Next time I'm at your place and you're in a post twi/post 10 beer stupor...------------------The music was our teacher...The DJ was our preacher...Now tell me if I reach you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 OK, so I may not be the kind of guy you bring home to mom, introduce to your friends or even be seen in public with. But I need a date for a wedding in July. My woman will be away and she said I could take someone else. HOWEVER, the person I bring has to be prepared to put on the show of a lifetime for the wedding reception. I'm talking about pulling off the sort of stuff that will be talked about for YEARS by everyone who is in attendance. Guy or girl, it doesn't matter, all expenses will be handled by me. Nicole212 is excluded!------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 is it a greek wedding??? luv,brandie------------------ loves2cox@netscape.net AIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarioNY Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 *Raises Hands*ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!------------------ MarioNY.comAOL:ZOMBLA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korzo- Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Can I get first crack?I have a delicious fuscia skirt/ensemble that I knoooooow you would adore, too. I'd be your prize as you escort me into the reception. All I need is Stoli and you can have your hands FULL for the evening.------------------Can you feel that rhythm moving through your system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 You can take my turtle to the wedding.------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Originally posted by dale77:You can take my turtle to the wedding.you REALLY wanna get rid of that thing, huh? luv,brandie------------------ loves2cox@netscape.net AIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 take me!! me me me!! i love weddings and the things one can do at them!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 It's not a Greek wedding thank cripes!!! I would never put anyone through that kind of torture! Well, as much as I'd love to show up with a Mario, Korzo or turtle, I'd prefer a vampie/risa/shuga type of date. But I'd settle......------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 If all else fails i would like to introduce you to my harem of women... Teah Stacey Amanda NikaYour welcome to ANY of them. And they are LOW maintenance, so it's all good.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 will there be a lot of single men there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 Originally posted by Crackorn:It's not a Greek wedding thank cripes!!! I would never put anyone through that kind of torture! Well, as much as I'd love to show up with a Mario, Korzo or turtle, I'd prefer a vampie/risa/shuga type of date. But I'd settle......I can cook one hell of a breakfast, does that improve my chances any? -ichi------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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