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Top Ten Ways to Know That You Are in Denial


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Number Ten:

When promoters say "Open Bar" and "Free Admission With <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> Guestlist</A> " you

believe them.

Number Nine:

You think Sasha isn't in rehab.

Number Eight:

You really believe that Twilo's private ambulance goes anywhere near

a hospital.

Number Seven:

You think that VS won't knock-u-the-fuck-out for talking about his short

naked girlfriend.

Number Six:

You tell a Twilo bouncer that your friend is convulsing and foaming at the

mouth after drinking half a bottle of GHB and expect him to call a

paramedic.

Number Five:

You think the PM's *aren't* way too slow. (PM way too slow! Send

message by pack mule.)

Number Four:

You think you've *never* seen Luigi Scarpini at a club.

Number Three:

While doing a capful at Twilo, you reassure yourself, "No, I will knot be

hosed-down and stuffed in a closet".

Number Two:

You still think Richie Romero *wasn't* the one who gave you crabs.

And, last butt knot least ladies and gentlemen, the Number One way too

know that you are in denial:

As your reading this post, your waiting for your "Yellow Label" hook up to

return a page.

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just scopin' a little c-toe with

the ubiquitous binocs on

this lovely spring morning...

[This message has been edited by luigi_scarpini (edited 04-06-2001).]

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Luigi...I love you *sigh*

...but the bouncers at Twilo (some of them are actually quite helpful in not putting those they think are *cool* in closets if they are on ghb. Hey they even call ambulances on their walkey talky, like to watch the whole ordeal to get their jollies off and the ambulances actually leave the block!

-Jamms "i cwm38.gif luigi"

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jamms on hiatus...more news at 4:20 face50.gif

AIM: ynicholas

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