buccafm Posted August 2 Report Share Posted August 2 "I am a Woman"I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any, shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. Can get a massage, without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit,to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lot's of gore, Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, oh yeah I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with Expressing my feelings. I know when your lying, you look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, get it you prick?! Lot's of love to all ya'll!![This message has been edited by buccafm (edited 08-02-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buccafm Posted August 2 Author Report Share Posted August 2 Thank you, Thank you very much! **Taking a bow** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 lovin' it! tee hee.luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."brandie@optonline.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 Where the hell did that come from > anyone??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buccafm Posted August 3 Author Report Share Posted August 3 Originally posted by glowball:Where the hell did that come from > anyone???What's the matter, don't like the little poem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
playboybunny Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 couldnt have said it better myself!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rims Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 I sure hope your a woman...congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Originally posted by playboybunny:couldnt have said it better myself!!!Cuteness???------------------...Ph0eniX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buccafm Posted August 9 Author Report Share Posted August 9 Originally posted by rims99:I sure hope your a woman...congratsOf course I am, I wouldn't have posted it if I wasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 hell yeah buccafm representin' ------------------"I'm like the lord of a fucken dance....i've got moves" harmonie_rose@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buccafm Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 Originally posted by starcapone:hell yeah buccafm representin' That's what I'm talkin 'bout! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Originally posted by buccafm:"I am a Woman"I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any, shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. Can get a massage, without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit,to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lot's of gore, Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, oh yeah I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with Expressing my feelings. I know when your lying, you look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, get it you prick?! Lot's of love to all ya'll!![This message has been edited by buccafm (edited 08-02-2000).]Where is this comeing from ??? ------------------Be the man and stay that way if your good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 YOU GO GIRL!!! BlueAngel------------------"Rehab is for quitters!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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