nicole212 Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 On what I THOUGHT was my 1 yr annivesary with my boyfriend, I get off the train to find said boyfriend heavily intoxicated and hiccuping all the way to Uno's on Bell. I like to think of myself as a fairly laid back girlfriend, but when he handed me a quarter-full bottle of 8 dollar vodka instead of the flowers I'd been expecting I nearly flipped. Instead of fixing the toilet and taking out the garbage (like any good unemployed boyfriend would do) all day he was making up dirty limericks to Beatles Songs with Crackorn. And when I got home there were baggies with some sticky black stubstance inside all over the floor. Crackorn is the root of all evil, and will turn your boyfriend into a maniacal black tar smoking monster.Love,Nic212Nicole211 ------------------The music was our teacher...The DJ was our preacher...Now tell me if I reach you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 if only he'd use his power for good, instead of evil!------------------"At the peak of tremendous and victorious effort, while the blood is pounding in your head, all suddenly comes quiet within you. Everything seems clearer and whiter than ever before, as if great spotlights had been turned on. At that moment, you have the conviction that you contain all the power in the world, that you are capable of everything, that you have wings. There is no more precise moment in life than this, the WHITE MOMENT, and you will work hard for years, just to taste it again.''Yuri Vlason. -----------PM sux email is better-------> boa_boy@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 i, too, would rather make up dirty limericks with crackorn than fix the toilet and take out the garbage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Originally posted by shugabooga:i, too, would rather make up dirty limericks with crackorn than fix the toilet and take out the garbage! Who wouldn't? never mind having to fix the toilet and take out the garbage, I just want to make up dirty limericks with Crackorn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedenyc Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:"I'm also guilty, spending my time, making rhymes, we're online, we're just fine...just Crackorn and I" ------------------Peace,Love & Hairgrease,Rich Suede AOL/AIM: SuedeNYCEMail: SuedeNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgbrooklyn Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 OFF... with his head ! (and don't think dirty suede nyc) I mean the one where his brains are located!------------------ I love everyone today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 Originally posted by suedenyc:To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:"I'm also guilty, spending my time, making rhymes, we're online, we're just fine...just Crackorn and I" LOL ------------------ ~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 you've gotta watch that boy!! he's a boyfriend stealer........................------------------ Boink like a bunny with spring fever!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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