Emmitt Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 anyone see them, that had to be one of the funniest things i'd ever seen...hahaha ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigs Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 That was some funny shit. Howard: "How do you spell Red Beetle Juice?" Beetle Juice: "Ledteld (something like that)"------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by cigs:That was some funny shit. Howard: "How do you spell Red Beetle Juice?" Beetle Juice: "Ledteld (something like that)"holy shit...hahaha"beetlejuice...what the number between 2 and 4?"...answer "35""gary...what is the number between 2 and 4?"...answer "7"------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigs Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by cigs:That was some funny shit. Howard: "How do you spell Red Beetle Juice?" Beetle Juice: "Ledteld (something like that)"Then Howards asks Gary the Retard, how do you spell Red.."RED"Beetle Juice (for the second time), how do you spell Red..."MLTEND"------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Real Funny Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumparella Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 That was the funniest thing ever."When I say 36 I mean 35""I make 4 million dollars selling cars""I make 1 thousand dollars on Monday selling cars" Originally posted by Emmitt: holy shit...hahaha"beetlejuice...what the number between 2 and 4?"...answer "35""gary...what is the number between 2 and 4?"...answer "7" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by bumparella:That was the funniest thing ever."When I say 36 I mean 35""I make 4 million dollars selling cars""I make 1 thousand dollars on Monday selling cars" hahaha...f'n funny... ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeyblueyez Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 it was one of the funniest things i ever saw. beetlejuice is off the hook. sometimes i wonder, could that actually be someone???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xarmanix Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 IVE ACTUALLY SEEN BEETLEJUICE TWICE ONCE AT A CAR WASH HE WAS WASHING HIS STUPID BEETLEJUICE MOBILE AND THE OTHER TIME AT MY PT JOB AT CIRCUIT CITY, HES FROM JERSEY CITY AND I LIVE IN NEARBY HES EVEN FUNNIER IN PERSON HE WAS WITH TWO OTHER GUYS, I WISH I HAD A CAMERA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigs Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 At least Beetlejuice knew how many days were in a week!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by cigs:At least Beetlejuice knew how many days were in a week!yeah but he didn't know what city/state he was in..."Jersey City, Howard"...hahaha------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by allishara:wanna hear something that would ONLY happen to allishara!!.....one of my girlfriends husbands is a caterer and he drives the trays over to wherever he the party is held so we went for the ride..we get to the house and who is standing on the porch?.. LO AND BEHOLD... BEATLEJUICEi almost shit my pants! he was having a party at his house in Jersey City.. it was the funniest thing i have ever experienced!.. my girlfriend goes "Beetlejuice, you talk a lot better than you used to.. you sound good now!"he in return goes .."yea, cause now i speak American"and i go "really?, what were you speaking before?"he goes "Russian"i almost fell out of my chairhey allishara, now that was fuckin' funny...i think i just peeeeed my pants laughing so hard...do ya remember where beetlejuice lives in jersey city? i'd like to go trick or treating there on halloween...hahaha------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 i dont remember the name of the street BUT.. i know its rite by Persing Field in JC.. if you go past his house you see the car.. it has all dwarf shit written all over it.. ya know what.. go to JollyDwarf.comthats Beetlejuices website.. why i know this I HAVE NO IDEAi know too much useless information ------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gossipqueen Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Aw, I missed Howard last night. Now, I wish I had seen it.Has anyone ever heard Beetlejuice, Crackhead Bob and Elephant Boy do the "Wassup" skit?? Now that is hysterical!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by gossipqueen:Aw, I missed Howard last night. Now, I wish I had seen it.Has anyone ever heard Beetlejuice, Crackhead Bob and Elephant Boy do the "Wassup" skit?? Now that is hysterical!! Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzupholy shit...i just remembered hearing it the other day...i was dieing laughing on my way to work...Howard cracks me up!!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gossipqueen Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Ahhh, that's when I heard it...on my way to work! Too funny! I think High-Pitch Eric is in there too.Where does Howard find these people?!!???!lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeyblueyez Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 that was some funny shit.....do you ever second guess yourself what you are actually looking at is a human being??this past summer i bumped into the man himself and his crew @splash...tried to buy him a drink but he started talking jibberish so i bounced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted February 14 Author Report Share Posted February 14 beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubGirl Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Haha I watched that shit...That was too funny!!!I love beetlejuice,he cracks me up with his attitude....Howard truly is the MAN!!Later..ClubGirl..=)------------------Where are the afterhours??..=) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 wanna hear something that would ONLY happen to allishara!!.....one of my girlfriends husbands is a caterer and he drives the trays over to wherever he the party is held so we went for the ride..we get to the house and who is standing on the porch?.. LO AND BEHOLD... BEATLEJUICEi almost shit my pants! he was having a party at his house in Jersey City.. it was the funniest thing i have ever experienced!.. my girlfriend goes "Beetlejuice, you talk a lot better than you used to.. you sound good now!"he in return goes .."yea, cause now i speak American"and i go "really?, what were you speaking before?"he goes "Russian"i almost fell out of my chair------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 anyone catch part two last night on E...it was even funnier when Beetlejuice kept grabbing High Pitch Erics breast say, "You my little bitch" and when Raping Granny started to strip...hahaha ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Originally posted by lukeyblueyez:that was some funny shit.....do you ever second guess yourself what you are actually looking at is a human being??this past summer i bumped into the man himself and his crew @splash...tried to buy him a drink but he started talking jibberish so i bounced haha.. thats how i felt!.. i didnt really understand the majority of the crap that was comin out of his mouth i just kept smiling and nodding my head like i knew what the hell he was saying..------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 HAHA! i saw both nights and was dying! that was the funniest shit i have seen in a while!! i'm laughing like an asshole by myself right now just thinking about it!! does anyone know what is really wrong with beetlejuice?! seriously? is there a name for what he has?! anyways~>that was good shit!!! LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumparella Posted February 16 Report Share Posted February 16 Originally posted by misk:HAHA! i saw both nights and was dying! that was the funniest shit i have seen in a while!! i'm laughing like an asshole by myself right now just thinking about it!! does anyone know what is really wrong with beetlejuice?! seriously? is there a name for what he has?! anyways~>that was good shit!!! LOL!!!! I was wondering the same thing. I would love to know what is wrong with him. I just can't get over that one over-sized tooth in the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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