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Top Ten Excuses to Give Onlookers While Dragging Your Friends Lifeless Body...


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..Out Of A Nightclub

Number Ten

He'll be OK in a couple of hours, VS just knocked him the fuck out.

Number Nine

I guess that bedazzling "glowstick show" was just too damn much for him to handle.

Number Eight

Now do you all SEE what happens when someone listens to that damn 45 minute My Love Is Your Love remix ONE too many times.

Number Seven

He was trying to "date rape" himself and got a little carried away.

Number Six

Everythings under control folks, I am a certified Private Ambulance Driver.

Number Five

Sorry you all had to see this happen, but the closets are all booked solid.

Number Four

If you'll all keep quite about this, I'll let you touch his ass.

Number Three

I guess i shoulda stopped him after that third pina colada!

Number Two

Don't take him seriously guys, he's just doing his Junior Vasques impersonation.

and last but knot least, ladies and gentlemen, the Number One Excuse to Give Onlookers While Dragging Your Friends Lifeless Body Out of a Club...

Sorry for the disturbance everybody. We're NYU students working on a film project...

...it's sort of a "Groove" meets "Weekend at Bernie's" kinda thing.

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Luigi Scarpini's private ambulance service...

...full of stirrups and speculums.

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Originally posted by p00h:

i've just figured out who the infamous luigi scarpini is, and 'he' shall receive a beatin from me very soon, quite possibly wednesday nite...

HA HA WRONG!!!

But I'm flattered.

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Dance. nothing left for me to do but Dance, all these bad times I'm going through, just DANCE

Got canned heat in my heels tonight, bay-bee

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Originally posted by luigi_scarpini:

Sorry for the disturbance everybody. We're NYU students working on a film project...

...it's sort of a "Groove" meets "Weekend at Bernie's" kinda thing.

dude...

pfloyd, mattyparsons, orchid, lillizzy: where my bitches at?

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Originally posted by p00h:

i've just figured out who the infamous luigi scarpini is, and 'he' shall receive a beatin from me very soon, quite possibly wednesday nite...

you only just figured that out???

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