carabee Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and made 35 cents.------------------(((((((Do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, Rage against the dying of the light))))))Dylan Thomas (Even early 20th century poets hated to leave the club)....We can pool information about experiences, but never the experiences themselves.Aldous Huxley, Doors of Perception.**THE MUSIC BEE** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 You mom's is so fat , she went to sit on the couch and the dam thing screamed red cross !------------------ ------------------------- <A HREF="mailto:Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com">Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com</A> page 1917-243-0215AIM:GLowbali <---You are never safe in your dreams im there , always look out because im your worst nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch0sen0ne Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Yo Momma's so fat.......she has to iron her pants on the driveway....when she dances she makes the band skip....when she was diagnosed with the flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin....her ass has its own congressman....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts....her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph....her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs....all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth....she's got smaller fat women orbiting her....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side....they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"...she's on BOTH sides of the family....when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashingthrough the wall....she could sell shade....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her....people jog around her for exercise....she gets runs in her jeans....her blood type is Ragu....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it !...she has to put her belt on with a boomerang....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party...she can't even jump to a conclusion....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas. ------------------HEY YOU!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautious1 Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 very funny! well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 I like these things!!!! The bitch is sooooooooooo fat that when she walked in front of the tv, I missed the last three episodes of Survivor!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtotaleclipsex Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by bionic:She goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks everybody elses fingers....Now this one I like.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carabee Posted June 27 Author Report Share Posted June 27 hee hee..yo Mama jokes never fail to make me laughYo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.------------------(((((((Do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, Rage against the dying of the light))))))Dylan Thomas (Even early 20th century poets hated to leave the club)....We can pool information about experiences, but never the experiences themselves.Aldous Huxley, Doors of Perception.**THE MUSIC BEE** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtotaleclipsex Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicklet Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Yo mamas so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboyyouth Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Your mom's so fat, that when she played hop skotch as a child the other children screamed "New York, Chicago, La...." ------------------"The desire of a kingdom knows no kindred" (Sir Thomas More "The History of King Richard III" 64). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboyyouth Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Your mom's so fat, even Victoria couldn't keep a secret that big. ------------------"The desire of a kingdom knows no kindred" (Sir Thomas More "The History of King Richard III" 64). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckets Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Originally posted by rudeboyyouth:Your mom's so fat, even Victoria couldn't keep a secret that big. Hi Rudy sweets...this is the best one i have heard yet! ------------------ *...have the ability to let that which does not matter, truly slide.*-Ed Norton-Fight Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ther0ck Posted June 27 Report Share Posted June 27 Your momma is soo fat, when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.Your momma is sooo poor she cant even afford to pay attention.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboyyouth Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Hey Kris.....Long time no hear. Call me Let me know how things are, beautiful. ------------------"The desire of a kingdom knows no kindred" (Sir Thomas More "The History of King Richard III" 64). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboyyouth Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Your mother is so fat, she has to take her pants off to get the change out of her pockets. Or perhaps....Your mother is so fat, she has to get out of bed in sections. heh...I like that one. I was thinking about the "Momma's so fat" jokes from back in the day, and some of them are fucking hilarious, lol. Out of all the people to make fun of, lol...someone's mother. ------------------"The desire of a kingdom knows no kindred" (Sir Thomas More "The History of King Richard III" 64). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lextacy Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Yo mommas so fat, she saw a school bus go by and yelled "stop that twinkie"!------------------ "what I want is what I've not got, but what I need is all around me" - DMB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 She goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks everybody elses fingers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 yo mamma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs ------------------"cLuBBeRs DoNt FaLL...ThEy tRiP aNd RoLL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepyarn Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 ...that when the bitch walked past my house wearing yellow...I thought I missed the bus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Yo moma is so skinny she fell through the side walk crack------------------ ------------------------- <A HREF="mailto:Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com">Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com</A> page 1917-243-0215AIM:GLowbali <---You are never safe in your dreams im there , always look out because im your worst nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Yo moma is so stupid she fell of the sidewalk !------------------ ------------------------- <A HREF="mailto:Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com">Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com</A> page 1917-243-0215AIM:GLowbali <---You are never safe in your dreams im there , always look out because im your worst nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCclub15 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Originally posted by lextacy:Yo mommas so fat, she saw a school bus go by and yelled "stop that twinkie"! LMAO...never heard that one b/f Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Yo mamma's so fat, after I fucked her, i rolled over twice and i was still on top of the bitch.Yo mamma's so fat, they won't let her get a Malcom X jacket because helecopters keep tryin' to land on her back.Peace,------------------Darrell G. HazePromotions@Gateway.net AOL IM HazeDG13 (201)381-6987Thursdays - Float and SaciFridays -Sound Factory, EXIT and ChaosSaturdays - The World and EXIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Womp womp!------------------ ------------------------- <A HREF="mailto:Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com">Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com</A> page 1917-243-0215AIM:GLowbali <---You are never safe in your dreams im there , always look out because im your worst nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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