gonzojournilist Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 bitchin_christian: why do you say thatbitchin_christian: what are you talking about?evil_sarah_bitch: What? What are YOU talking about?bitchin_christian: in the chatroom. you were talking about Jesus not loving youevil_sarah_bitch: Oh, that... what do you care?bitchin_christian: Jesus loves everyoneevil_sarah_bitch: Okaybitchin_christian: he doesbitchin_christian: you don't believe meevil_sarah_bitch: Did I say that?bitchin_christian: nobitchin_christian: you didnt have toevil_sarah_bitch: Are you a C.P.?bitchin_christian: what? whats a cp?evil_sarah_bitch: Christian Psychic.bitchin_christian: No. why?evil_sarah_bitch: Nevermind.bitchin_christian: why?bitchin_christian: why did you ask me that?evil_sarah_bitch: No reason. Don't worry about it.bitchin_christian: okbitchin_christian: are you a cp?evil_sarah_bitch: No, not hardly. I don't believe in god.bitchin_christian: what? why are you here thenbitchin_christian: why would you say thatbitchin_christian: are you kiddingevil_sarah_bitch: No, I'm not kidding. evil_sarah_bitch: I'm here because I was hoping someone could help me.bitchin_christian: help you? how?bitchin_christian: I'll tryevil_sarah_bitch: How old are you?bitchin_christian: why? i'm 19evil_sarah_bitch: I'm afraid you're too young.bitchin_christian: too young for what?bitchin_christian: what are you talking about?evil_sarah_bitch: I'm looking for someone who's been a christian for a while.bitchin_christian: 19 years? that's nota while?evil_sarah_bitch: This is a serious matter. evil_sarah_bitch: I'm afraid you're too young to help. You wouldn't understand.bitchin_christian: what are you talking about?bitchin_christian: what wouldn't I understand?evil_sarah_bitch: I'm sorry. Really I am. It's hard to talk about it. evil_sarah_bitch: I don't want some kid laughing at me.bitchin_christian: did something happen to you? bitchin_christian: it's okay to talk about it. bitchin_christian: i'm not a kid! i raised my brother and sister. bitchin_christian: i grew up fast there were times I doubted Jesus. bitchin_christian: But I always knew he loved me. he loves you tooevil_sarah_bitch: Stop! Stop it!!!!bitchin_christian: stop what?bitchin_christian: are you there?bitchin_christian: what happened?bitchin_christian: sarah?evil_sarah_bitch: I'm here.bitchin_christian: what happened? why did you tell me to stop?evil_sarah_bitch: I didn't.bitchin_christian: yes you did. lookevil_sarah_bitch: Oh. I did. Listen kid, I gotta go.bitchin_christian: stop calling me a kid! where are you going?evil_sarah_bitch: I don't know. I need a beer.bitchin_christian: you don't need a beer. you need jesus. i can help you why won't you tell me?evil_sarah_bitch: You can't help me. I've never told anyone. evil_sarah_bitch: I can't do this. Goodbye.bitchin_christian: wait!!!bitchin_christian: I want to helpbitchin_christian: you are hurtingbitchin_christian: that's why you drink beerbitchin_christian: you need to numb the painevil_sarah_bitch: You DO seem pretty mature… but I'm afraid.bitchin_christian: don't be afraid. jesus will help youevil_sarah_bitch: I killed my little brother 15 years ago.bitchin_christian: what? you did not. youre lieingevil_sarah_bitch: I wish I was lying. He was 4 years old. He would have been your age evil_sarah_bitch: … and I killed him! evil_sarah_bitch: God damn it, I’m crying.evil_sarah_bitch: oops, sorrybitchin_christian: why?bitchin_christian: how?bitchin_christian: you're lieingevil_sarah_bitch: You know those blue things you put in the back of the toilet evil_sarah_bitch: to keep the bowl smelling clean?bitchin_christian: yesevil_sarah_bitch: I told him it was a lollipop and he ate it.bitchin_christian: no he didn'tevil_sarah_bitch: Well, you're right. He didn't eat the whole thing.bitchin_christian: this isn't funnybitchin_christian: this is sickbitchin_christian: are you serious?evil_sarah_bitch: He passed out and I got scared and put him in his bed. evil_sarah_bitch: His lips were all blue. evil_sarah_bitch: I was afraid I'd get in trouble, so I tried to clean it off. evil_sarah_bitch: Soap and water wouldn't work, so I got some bleach and poured it on a rag evil_sarah_bitch: luckily his face came clean.bitchin_christian: youre not kidding?evil_sarah_bitch: Then I put a bottle of Draino by his bed. evil_sarah_bitch: I waited for my mom to get off work and by that time, he was dead. evil_sarah_bitch: Everyone thought he did it to himself.bitchin_christian: this really happened? That’s awfullevil_sarah_bitch: I knew I shouldn’t have told you.bitchin_christian: does your mom know you did it?evil_sarah_bitch: No. She never knew. No one knew. No one can help.bitchin_christian: jesus can help youbitchin_christian: he loves you anywayevil_sarah_bitch: Stop! Stop it!!!bitchin_christian: Why?evil_sarah_bitch: I'm actually glad the little bastard is dead. evil_sarah_bitch: He was always trying to play with my barbies and shit. evil_sarah_bitch: Probably would have turned out queer anyway.bitchin_christian: what?bitchin_christian: what are you saying?bitchin_christian: thats horribleevil_sarah_bitch: I'll tell you what's horrible. evil_sarah_bitch: They used the money that they were supposed to use for my braces on his casket. evil_sarah_bitch: I should have set his ass on fire in the woods somewhere. evil_sarah_bitch: Now I have crooked teeth!bitchin_christian: you are not funnyevil_sarah_bitch: I'm not trying to be. I wonder if I can pull it off again? evil_sarah_bitch: The neighbor's kid has really been getting on my nerves. evil_sarah_bitch: He came over to my house the other day and was trying to sell me shit...evil_sarah_bitch: ...so he could go on some trip with his church's youth group. evil_sarah_bitch: Fucking idiot bastard!bitchin_christian: I've leaving nowevil_sarah_bitch: He'll probably turn out to be one of those preachers who molest little kids.evil_sarah_bitch: Why are you leaving?evil_sarah_bitch: I was starting to trust you!bitchin_christian: you need helpevil_sarah_bitch: Yeah, and you said you would help me. evil_sarah_bitch: You're a fucking liar. evil_sarah_bitch: That's why I hate Christians. evil_sarah_bitch: They're all a bunch of backstabbers and liars.bitchin_christian: go drink your beerbitchin_christian: i'll pray for youevil_sarah_bitch: I thought you were different. evil_sarah_bitch: Will you pray for the little boy next door instead?bitchin_christian: I will pray for him toevil_sarah_bitch: Yeah, pray that the little cocksucker gets leukemia!bitchin_christian: goodbyeevil_sarah_bitch: No wait!! I can use your help. evil_sarah_bitch: Could I use you for a character witness?evil_sarah_bitch: I may need onebitchin_christian: no goodbyeevil_sarah_bitch: Are you busy this Sunday?evil_sarah_bitch: Where do you live?evil_sarah_bitch: Can I join your church?bitchin_christian: <<has logged out>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 thats so mean! but yeah, it was real funny too. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 CLASSIC!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezd2 Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 oh god...my coworkers are staring at me b/c im laughin so hard!!!!Good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Was that you? Pretty hot. Also fun: Role-playing (Dungeons and Dragons) chat rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Please tell me that was a real chat room conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 <laughs> <wiping tears> <laughs> Oh man...you have no idea how much I needed that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmerces Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 My office thinks Im crazy right now. That was funny as hell, thanks for making my boring afternoon better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 I have no clue if this could be real, it seems like it's real...my friend emails them to me....this has to be the funniest line in the conversationevil_sarah_bitch: Yeah, pray that the little cocksucker gets leukemia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakeraver Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Dang, that's mean. That's messed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deedlez Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 i think it's from a website called consumption junction, there's all kinds of crazy shit on that site, basically on of the staff try to lure innocent "victims" into these private chats....they are always hysterical....check out the site(i have a warped sense of humor)deedz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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