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Originally posted by sexxybabyd

dont blame all the girls out there because one stupid chick fucks up there are a lot of good ones out there

but then you have to realized, once you get fucked over, you lose that sense of security, i'm pretty sure you've been thru that. :D

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Originally posted by djjonstephen

Are you guys kidding me?????

A girl has fucked you over???????

Naw, that just can't be true. All girls are perfect and no matter what they say is always right and whatever they think is always the case.

hahahahahaha thats pretty funny

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Originally posted by doubtness

but then you have to realized, once you get fucked over, you lose that sense of security, i'm pretty sure you've been thru that. :D

Tru I totally understand....my X of 4 months cheated on me the whole time I was with him and put me through so much shit in that relationship it was sick, for a while I was scared to get into another realationship but now im with my baby and hes perfect I mean yea sometimes I do feel insecure about what hes doing but then he reassures me everything is ok. You jus need to find the person that is gonna be good for u and not take you for granted

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Originally posted by realz

i hate girls.... for real.

:half:

Hey man maybe your approach is wrong. Maybe you are using the wrong words when you talk to these girls--maybe you're not tactful enough. Try these the next time you're confronted with the relevant situation.

She does not have:

A KILLER BODY

She is:

TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE

She is not:

A BAD COOK

She is:

MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She is not:

A BAD DRIVER

She is:

AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED

She is not a:

PERFECT 10

She is:

NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR

She is not:

EASY

She is:

HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not:

HATE SPORTS ON TV

She is:

ATHLETICALLY BIASED

She does not have:

SEXY LIPS

She is:

COLLAGEN DEPENDENT

She does not get:

DRUNK

She is:

ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED

You do not ask her:

TO DANCE

You request a:

PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE

She is not:

A GOSSIP

She is a:

VERBAL TERMINATOR

She does not:

WORK OUT TOO MUCH

She is an:

ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER

She does not have:

A GREAT BUTT

She is:

GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS

She is not:

HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS

She is:

MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She is not:

COLD OR FRIGID

She is:

THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE

She does not:

WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP

She is:

COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She does not have:

GREAT CLEAVAGE (A GREAT RACK)

Her breasts are:

CENTRALLY LOCATED

She will never:

GAIN WEIGHT

She will become:

A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She is not:

A SCREAMER OR MOANER

She is:

VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She does not:

SHAVE HER LEGS

She experiences:

TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION

She does not have:

A HARD BODY

She is:

ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE

She does not:

SUN BATHE

She experiences:

SOLAR ENHANCEMENT

Her breast will never:

SAG

They will:

LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD

She does not:

SHOP TOO MUCH

She is:

OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS

She does not:

CUT YOU OFF

She becomes:

HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She does not have:

BIG HAIR

She is:

OVERLY AEROSOLED

She does not:

SNORE

She is:

NASALLY REPETITIVE

She does not:

GET DRUNK

She becomes:

VERBALLY DYSLEXIC

She does not have:

BIG HOOTERS

Her:

CUPS RUNNETH OVER

She is not:

TOO SKINNY

She is:

SKELETALLY PROMINENT

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  • 3 weeks later...
Originally posted by blowflyii

You know what I am ashamed wth myself. I love women. There ae good ones out there. just becaue i m an angry male because a relationship of mine fell apart I should be a misogynist. I am running low on material, so I will take this time mention that I love you.

I see your therapist has not cracked this one yet.

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Originally posted by djjonstephen

Are you guys kidding me?????

A girl has fucked you over???????

Naw, that just can't be true. All girls are perfect and no matter what they say is always right and whatever they think is always the case.

perfect mentality.

best way to keep from being single.

unfortunately i just mind my own biz,

make my own opinions and agenda known,

and pretty much keep it real...

someday i'll find someone who respects that.

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Originally posted by xpander

girls suck...

guys are evil...

all that good stuff...

to tell you the truth, I spend my whole life with women...still totally in the dark about 'em...

I swear I'll never learn...

Read MAXIM & STUFF

;)

lol seriously...

Girls do suck n guys i guess are evil.

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Originally posted by xpander

girls suck...

guys are evil...

all that good stuff...

to tell you the truth, I spend my whole life with women...still totally in the dark about 'em...

I swear I'll never learn...

Isn't it supposed to be

"Guys are stupid. Girls are Evil"

I TOTALLY understand that. Everybody blames the other sex and we fire verbal shots at each other because we usually got together with a really POOR representative(s) of the other sex, and now because of it we blame the entire other side for their crappy performance.

Nobody can complain more than me. I'm serious. Five of my ex-girlfriends are now Lesbian. not Bi. Lesbian. If you can beat that, then you have a right to be more bitter and jaded than me.

But I don't hate ALL women. Just most of them. Too many are just stupid chickenheads that will never gain any respect from me... and I never meet these supposed "smart" and "cool" ones i hear everybody raving about.

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