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Are you Truly ready for sex??? (LOL QUIZ)


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Originally posted by dgmodel

teen advisors are soooo fucking funny... along with guidance counselors or Christian Youth Leaders.. .ahahahha they make me laugh the most... LMAO... with these corny exams and lil things that make you feel...

Fuck em all...

lol yep

oh and yeah it says im ready to have sex haha

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Sex was only thing that meant anything in my life,

i used to have sex everywhere and with everybody,

females, males, dogs, horses, donkeys, some openings

in the concrete..

But now, i found Jesus! He proved me that my ways

were evil, and sex is the work of devil.

Now i live happily in small town of Bubblefuck located

in a beautiful state of Kentucky, and i attend church

at least once a day. I have found peace in a celibacy,

cause that brought me close to Jesus....

*2 minutes break*

oh fuck this, i cant possibly be THAT bored to write

shit like that, its just that i remember story similar

to this i read somewhere, it wasnt as graphical though...

I sex is a work of devil, i cant wait to get to hell....

I have an idea of what kind of orgies they have there :)

So fuck all christian youth advisors, whole bunch of

them 60 year old ladies that havent been properly

fucked in like 45 years if ever. Now they wanna

poison us by making sure we dont live our lives

full of pleasure just cause they were sucha morons

that they didnt?

Well i got news for them: WONT FUCKIN WORK GIVE UP ALREADY AND GET LAID EVEN JUST FOR FUCKS SAKE ;)

:drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:

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