carsonmartin Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Ok so at Roxy last weekend I see all these wanna be guido's dancing. First there is the "Beam me up" dance that they do during the buildups like some alien mothership has come back to earth to beam them up.Then there is the Nordic Track dance, which is self explanatory.If someone could fill me in on the other stylings of the guidos that I should look for that would be great as I am going to be filming a documentary soon for The Discovery Channel.Carson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 wow, Guidos nordic track too?I thought only raver kids could do 'em properly...I must be out of touch..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklynkid Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 add to the list:1. The rotating sprinkler head2. The lawn mower pull-start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italianchris19 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Dont forget the female guido "Booty dance".In which they spread their legs with their hands on their thigsbend slighty forward then proceed to make their rearspaz out of control.This is usually followed by a male guido...who is uncontrolablydrawn in to the "Booty dance". The male guido places himself behind the female guido holding out his arms to block other male guidos also drawn towards the booty dance.Then the guidos begin to dry shag each other. The procedings after this ordeal are quite intresting though.1) If the female guido is content with the males "Booty dance" technique. They both make what is known as a "Bathroom break" A "Bathroom Break" can also have many intresting outcomesA) If the male guido has remarable "K whoring" skills. It might be possible for him to aquire from her what is commonly refered to as a "Bathroom Shag" If the "Booty Dance" went over well but the male guido's "K whoring" skills are not in affect the "Bathroom Shag" would then be entitled "The chicken head chaser" This happes when the male guido is left with his pants down in the bathroom stall for having no "K whoring" skills in which he then must proceed to find the nearest breathing female guido to partake in the "Bathroom Shag" the male guido is usualy unsucessful....for once again haveing no "K whoring" skills.2) If the female guido overworks her "Booty dance" what is know as a "Triple Guinni Affect" takes place. The documents of these procedings were too grusome to be taken down...my apologies.3) And finally the fabeled "pinky affect" in which the male guido is unequiped for the "Booty Dance" The female guido flees from her male captor. Running back to her female herd holding up her pinky. The female guido herd then giggels amung themselves. Sending out some sort of vibe or signal which marks that particular male guido off of the "Boody Dance" list for the rest of the night.Har har....enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heretic909 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by gothzane Har har....enjoy. :laugh: That was brilliantly put. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Ok.....How About:1- The Guido Hands Clapping doubling the tempo time!!!2- The Guido Pumping the Fists in the air (no Hard pounding bass is even needed for this one)3- The Guido that PutS a Guidette on his Shoulders and woddles around pumping his fists in the air and proceedswith the double tempo Clap.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 :laugh: :laugh: you mother fawkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennEfer Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 When the first drop of sweat forms on the guido body, the shirt comes off. This is then followed by a dance where the guido flexes his muscles and makes it a point that everyone sees his bulging byceps by pointing to the muscle while he flexes it. This is also known as the meathead dance, but most guidos (about 75%) are also classified as meatheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 you guys forgot some originals.there is the "chicken dance and clap""I dont know what to call it but it lookes like a the are pawing the ground with one foot contiuoulsy then they wiggle thier knees""the white girl dance"the "my chest feels so good dance" where they proceed to rub thier cheststhe circle dance where a group of guidos for a cirle start clapping to the music but no one does anything.... or the friendly dance where they punch the nearest no guido in the arm smilling to the beat of the music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karch Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 :laugh: you guys are too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by xpander wow, Guidos nordic track too?I thought only raver kids could do 'em properly...I must be out of touch..... . . . No, you're not out of touch, you're actually correct. . . . . The "Raver" nordic track involves a whole shift in the direction of the body, swinging the legs back and forth while pivoting around the center mass of the body . . . . the "Guido" nordic track involves more of a bobbing forward facing arm chop . . . think of a turrets syndrome convention on angel dust and you'll get the picture . . . . . . . . hooo boy, that's left field talkin' . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . The "Raver" nordic track involves a whole shift in the direction of the body, swinging the legs back and forth while pivoting around the center mass of the body . . I call it the "CROSS COUNTRY SKiing DANCE"....hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . No, you're not out of touch, you're actually correct. . . . . The "Raver" nordic track involves a whole shift in the direction of the body, swinging the legs back and forth while pivoting around the center mass of the body . . . . the "Guido" nordic track involves more of a bobbing forward facing arm chop . . . think of a turrets syndrome convention on angel dust and you'll get the picture . . . . . . . . hooo boy, that's left field talkin' . . and only SOME ravers do this correctly...mind you....I have to see this other variety, though...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by siceone you guys forgot some originals.there is the "chicken dance and clap""I dont know what to call it but it lookes like a the are pawing the ground with one foot contiuoulsy then they wiggle thier knees"the "my chest feels so good dance" where they proceed to rub thier cheststhe circle dance where a group of guidos for a cirle start clapping to the music but no one does anything.... :laugh: :laugh: You're AWESOME!!!! Siceone!!!You and I see EYE 2 EYE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 "The Guido GLOWSTICK Dance".....EnuFF said!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by gothzane Dont forget the female guido "Booty dance".In which they spread their legs with their hands on their thigsbend slighty forward then proceed to make their rearspaz out of control.This is usually followed by a male guido...who is uncontrolablydrawn in to the "Booty dance". The male guido places himself behind the female guido holding out his arms to block other male guidos also drawn towards the booty dance.Then the guidos begin to dry shag each other. The procedings after this ordeal are quite intresting though.1) If the female guido is content with the males "Booty dance" technique. They both make what is known as a "Bathroom break" A "Bathroom Break" can also have many intresting outcomesA) If the male guido has remarable "K whoring" skills. It might be possible for him to aquire from her what is commonly refered to as a "Bathroom Shag" If the "Booty Dance" went over well but the male guido's "K whoring" skills are not in affect the "Bathroom Shag" would then be entitled "The chicken head chaser" This happes when the male guido is left with his pants down in the bathroom stall for having no "K whoring" skills in which he then must proceed to find the nearest breathing female guido to partake in the "Bathroom Shag" the male guido is usualy unsucessful....for once again haveing no "K whoring" skills.2) If the female guido overworks her "Booty dance" what is know as a "Triple Guinni Affect" takes place. The documents of these procedings were too grusome to be taken down...my apologies.3) And finally the fabeled "pinky affect" in which the male guido is unequiped for the "Booty Dance" The female guido flees from her male captor. Running back to her female herd holding up her pinky. The female guido herd then giggels amung themselves. Sending out some sort of vibe or signal which marks that particular male guido off of the "Boody Dance" list for the rest of the night.Har har....enjoy. OMFG That was magnifecently brilliant!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc I call it the "CROSS COUNTRY SKiing DANCE"....hehehehe so true..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furnace Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 the "elbow dance"This is where the guido/meathead looks like he is punching himself in the chin while holding his elbows out, so as to maximize the number of other dancers he can hit on the dancefloor. This dance is occasionally paired with an attempted 360. This dance is probably a close cousing if the "chicken clap" dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbocc10 Posted December 29 Report Share Posted December 29 Originally posted by carsonmartin Ok so at Roxy last weekend I see all these wanna be guido's dancing. First there is the "Beam me up" dance that they do during the buildups like some alien mothership has come back to earth to beam them up.Then there is the Nordic Track dance, which is self explanatory.If someone could fill me in on the other stylings of the guidos that I should look for that would be great as I am going to be filming a documentary soon for The Discovery Channel.Carson. this is one of the funniest threads i have ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 HILARIOUS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by klohe HILARIOUS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yup Yup... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 LMAO!!!! This def has to be the funniest thread ever!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookabutt228 Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 LMFAO!!!!!!!! hahaha its sooo tru.......I was at this club bounce in brooklyn..holly shit....i couldnt dance the entire night i was laughing my ass off...they had a whole clan of guido dancers!!!!....damm guido dancers...hahaha :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahkim13 Posted December 30 Report Share Posted December 30 Originally posted by furnace the "elbow dance"This is where the guido/meathead looks like he is punching himself in the chin while holding his elbows out, so as to maximize the number of other dancers he can hit on the dancefloor. This dance is occasionally paired with an attempted 360. This dance is probably a close cousing if the "chicken clap" dance. Dennis, why do I have this wierd memory of YOU doing this dance?SK13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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