Dancing: Guido Style

[carsonmartin]

Ok so at Roxy last weekend I see all these wanna be guido's dancing.

First there is the "Beam me up" dance that they do during the buildups like some alien mothership has come back to earth to beam them up.

Then there is the Nordic Track dance, which is self explanatory.

If someone could fill me in on the other stylings of the guidos that I should look for that would be great as I am going to be filming a documentary soon for The Discovery Channel.

Carson.

[Xpander]

wow, Guidos nordic track too?

I thought only raver kids could do 'em properly...

I must be out of touch.....

[brooklynkid]

add to the list:

1. The rotating sprinkler head

2. The lawn mower pull-start

[italianchris19]

:laugh:

[gothzane]

Dont forget the female guido "Booty dance".

In which they spread their legs with their hands on their thigs

bend slighty forward then proceed to make their rear

spaz out of control.

This is usually followed by a male guido...who is uncontrolably

drawn in to the "Booty dance". The male guido places himself behind the female guido holding out his arms to block other male guidos also drawn towards the booty dance.

Then the guidos begin to dry shag each other. The procedings after this ordeal are quite intresting though.

1) If the female guido is content with the males "Booty dance" technique. They both make what is known as a "Bathroom break"

A "Bathroom Break" can also have many intresting outcomes

A) If the male guido has remarable "K whoring" skills.

It might be possible for him to aquire from her what

is commonly refered to as a "Bathroom Shag"

If the "Booty Dance" went over well but the male guido's

"K whoring" skills are not in affect the "Bathroom Shag"

would then be entitled "The chicken head chaser"

This happes when the male guido is left with his pants down

in the bathroom stall for having no "K whoring" skills in which

he then must proceed to find the nearest breathing female

guido to partake in the "Bathroom Shag" the male guido is

usualy unsucessful....for once again haveing no "K whoring"

skills.

2) If the female guido overworks her "Booty dance"

what is know as a "Triple Guinni Affect" takes place.

The documents of these procedings were too grusome

to be taken down...my apologies.

3) And finally the fabeled "pinky affect" in which the male

guido is unequiped for the "Booty Dance"

The female guido flees from her male captor.

Running back to her female herd holding up her pinky.

The female guido herd then giggels amung themselves.

Sending out some sort of vibe or signal which marks

that particular male guido off of the "Boody Dance" list

for the rest of the night.

Har har....enjoy.

[heretic909]

Originally posted by gothzane

Har har....enjoy.

:laugh:

That was brilliantly put.

[glowgrlnyc]

Ok.....How About:

1- The Guido Hands Clapping doubling the tempo time!!!

2- The Guido Pumping the Fists in the air (no Hard pounding bass is even needed for this one)

3- The Guido that PutS a Guidette on his Shoulders and woddles around pumping his fists in the air and proceedswith the double tempo Clap....

[msoprano]

:laugh: :laugh:

you mother fawkers

[jennEfer]

When the first drop of sweat forms on the guido body, the shirt comes off. This is then followed by a dance where the guido flexes his muscles and makes it a point that everyone sees his bulging byceps by pointing to the muscle while he flexes it. This is also known as the meathead dance, but most guidos (about 75%) are also classified as meatheads.

[siceone]

you guys forgot some originals.

there is the "chicken dance and clap"

"I dont know what to call it but it lookes like a the are pawing the ground with one foot contiuoulsy then they wiggle thier knees"

"the white girl dance"

the "my chest feels so good dance" where they proceed to rub thier chests

the circle dance where a group of guidos for a cirle start clapping to the music but no one does anything....

or the friendly dance where they punch the nearest no guido in the arm smilling to the beat of the music.

[karch]

:laugh: you guys are too much

[phuturephunk]

Originally posted by xpander

wow, Guidos nordic track too?

I thought only raver kids could do 'em properly...

I must be out of touch.....

. . . No, you're not out of touch, you're actually correct. . .

. . The "Raver" nordic track involves a whole shift in the direction of the body, swinging the legs back and forth while pivoting around the center mass of the body . .

. . the "Guido" nordic track involves more of a bobbing forward facing arm chop . . . think of a turrets syndrome convention on angel dust and you'll get the picture . .

. . . . . . hooo boy, that's left field talkin' . .

[glowgrlnyc]

Originally posted by phuturephunk

. . The "Raver" nordic track involves a whole shift in the direction of the body, swinging the legs back and forth while pivoting around the center mass of the body . .

I call it the "CROSS COUNTRY SKiing DANCE"....hehehehe

[Xpander]

Originally posted by phuturephunk

. . . No, you're not out of touch, you're actually correct. . .

. . The "Raver" nordic track involves a whole shift in the direction of the body, swinging the legs back and forth while pivoting around the center mass of the body . .

. . the "Guido" nordic track involves more of a bobbing forward facing arm chop . . . think of a turrets syndrome convention on angel dust and you'll get the picture . .

. . . . . . hooo boy, that's left field talkin' . .

and only SOME ravers do this correctly...mind you....

I have to see this other variety, though......

[glowgrlnyc]

Originally posted by siceone

you guys forgot some originals.

there is the "chicken dance and clap"

"I dont know what to call it but it lookes like a the are pawing the ground with one foot contiuoulsy then they wiggle thier knees"

the "my chest feels so good dance" where they proceed to rub thier chests

the circle dance where a group of guidos for a cirle start clapping to the music but no one does anything....

:laugh: :laugh: You're AWESOME!!!! Siceone!!!

You and I see EYE 2 EYE!!!

[glowgrlnyc]

"The Guido GLOWSTICK Dance".....EnuFF said!!!

[synderella420]

Originally posted by gothzane

Dont forget the female guido "Booty dance".

In which they spread their legs with their hands on their thigs

bend slighty forward then proceed to make their rear

spaz out of control.

This is usually followed by a male guido...who is uncontrolably

drawn in to the "Booty dance". The male guido places himself behind the female guido holding out his arms to block other male guidos also drawn towards the booty dance.

Then the guidos begin to dry shag each other. The procedings after this ordeal are quite intresting though.

1) If the female guido is content with the males "Booty dance" technique. They both make what is known as a "Bathroom break"

A "Bathroom Break" can also have many intresting outcomes

A) If the male guido has remarable "K whoring" skills.

It might be possible for him to aquire from her what

is commonly refered to as a "Bathroom Shag"

If the "Booty Dance" went over well but the male guido's

"K whoring" skills are not in affect the "Bathroom Shag"

would then be entitled "The chicken head chaser"

This happes when the male guido is left with his pants down

in the bathroom stall for having no "K whoring" skills in which

he then must proceed to find the nearest breathing female

guido to partake in the "Bathroom Shag" the male guido is

usualy unsucessful....for once again haveing no "K whoring"

skills.

2) If the female guido overworks her "Booty dance"

what is know as a "Triple Guinni Affect" takes place.

The documents of these procedings were too grusome

to be taken down...my apologies.

3) And finally the fabeled "pinky affect" in which the male

guido is unequiped for the "Booty Dance"

The female guido flees from her male captor.

Running back to her female herd holding up her pinky.

The female guido herd then giggels amung themselves.

Sending out some sort of vibe or signal which marks

that particular male guido off of the "Boody Dance" list

for the rest of the night.

Har har....enjoy.

OMFG That was magnifecently brilliant!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

[Xpander]

Originally posted by glowgrlnyc

I call it the "CROSS COUNTRY SKiing DANCE"....hehehehe

so true.....

[furnace]

the "elbow dance"

This is where the guido/meathead looks like he is punching himself in the chin while holding his elbows out, so as to maximize the number of other dancers he can hit on the dancefloor. This dance is occasionally paired with an attempted 360. This dance is probably a close cousing if the "chicken clap" dance.

[jbocc10]

Originally posted by carsonmartin

Ok so at Roxy last weekend I see all these wanna be guido's dancing.

First there is the "Beam me up" dance that they do during the buildups like some alien mothership has come back to earth to beam them up.

Then there is the Nordic Track dance, which is self explanatory.

If someone could fill me in on the other stylings of the guidos that I should look for that would be great as I am going to be filming a documentary soon for The Discovery Channel.

Carson.

this is one of the funniest threads i have ever read.

[klohe]

HILARIOUS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glowgrlnyc]

Originally posted by klohe

HILARIOUS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup Yup... :laugh:

[klohe]

LMAO!!!! This def has to be the funniest thread ever!!!

[pookabutt228]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

hahaha its sooo tru.......I was at this club bounce in brooklyn..holly shit....i couldnt dance the entire night i was laughing my ass off...they had a whole clan of guido dancers!!!!....damm guido dancers...hahaha

:laugh: :laugh:

[sarahkim13]

Originally posted by furnace

the "elbow dance"

This is where the guido/meathead looks like he is punching himself in the chin while holding his elbows out, so as to maximize the number of other dancers he can hit on the dancefloor. This dance is occasionally paired with an attempted 360. This dance is probably a close cousing if the "chicken clap" dance.

Dennis, why do I have this wierd memory of YOU doing this dance?

SK13