laurie619 Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 -It is impossible to lick your elbow! A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in their head. <--I like there heads! -People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a mili-second. -In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. -A pregnant gold fish is called a twit. <--Who the fuck would know that! On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. <--hope so! More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. -Rats and horses can't vomit. -If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out. -Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over one million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? -In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. (LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE ONE) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. <--you have to be a loser..LOL A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. <--I'm one of the 23%...LOL In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. <---Let's not think about that one! Most lipstick contains fish scales. <--YUMMY! Cat's urine glows under a black-light. <--GROSS I HATE CATS! Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. I'll bet you tried to lick your elbow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endo Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 intresting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karch Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 very very interesting.....and yes i tried licking my elbow...haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 I tried to lick my elbow... damnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 :laugh: Don't feel bad I tried too when I read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith11878 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by laurie619 :laugh: Don't feel bad I tried too when I read it :laugh: LOL...I did too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovygirl Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Interesting facts...and yup, I tried it too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 I almost dislocated my shoulder. That was mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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