prplhz Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 If you were an animal which one would you want to be, and why?One thing I might want to be is a fly, because you buzz in and out of the place and hear peoples conversations, and know what's going on when you aren't around without being detected. But the downside would be that you die within weeks, are a pretty sleezy character and people are always trying to kill you.The other animal I would really want to be is a cat. For all of the obvious reasons, first you don't have to go to work, get to lounge around all day, get fed for free, have a virtually careless life and have people all around you stroking and petting you all day long. MEOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 A penguin. One of the few species where the men do all the child rearing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by malanee A penguin. One of the few species where the men do all the child rearing! fuck that. i would be a tiger. but i do hear that male pigs can have a 30 min orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by malanee A penguin. One of the few species where the men do all the child rearing! OMG, that is funny. I saw that on TV once, the male penguins hold the eggs on their feet, and don't eat for like three months, while the women are off running around.... lol Should the human race be that way too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malanee Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 You know???? Those penguin females are on to something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crank47 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by jroo fuck that. i would be a tiger. but i do hear that male pigs can have a 30 min orgasm. Wild Boar Hog: 18 inch penis, penis shaped like a cork screw and it undulates back and forth... probably a 30 min orgasm too. Of course, you're a hog... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Ever hear the term "fuck like rabbits"? So, any question what kind of animal I'd want to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Actually that's the female pig whose orgasm lasts 30 minutes. but i don't really think I'd want to be a pig. Maybe a white unicorn with rainbow pastel wings and a matching twirled horn and yeah, a mane and tail to match. Oh and gold hooves. Why? Just 'cause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crownroyal Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 I would be a crab so I could chill in my favorite place all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaguero Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 I wanna be a race horse. Those animals get treated like super athletes, travel and win lots of money. Plus, when they retire, they get paid to screw other female horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmisglow Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 i gotta be a cat cuz all they do is sleep and eat and have people pet them. and they don't beg for attention, people beg them for attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsglow Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 id be a koala...every girl wants to hug and kiss koalas, their just so damn cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernextnation Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 I dont know why but I wish I was a dolphin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by vmisglow i gotta be a cat cuz all they do is sleep and eat and have people pet them. and they don't beg for attention, people beg them for attention. That is so true, that is why I would want to be a cat too. In fact this morning I was begging for my cats attention, she gets so much love then just bites me in return, but I still love her anyways. What a way to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by ernextnation I dont know why but I wish I was a dolphin. maybe because your a Miami Dolphins fan?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 How does everyone like my new Avatar? A1wave told me how to put one on last night, you like? Hard to find one to fit and that I liked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by prplhz How does everyone like my new Avatar? A1wave told me how to put one on last night, you like? Hard to find one to fit and that I liked. goes with your CP name also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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