synderella420 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Okay so I come home from work yesterday and my sister tells me this story here goes:She is walking the dog and some guy comes over to her and starts talking to her now she said he is kind of nutty but what a QT!!So anywayz she feels the shits coming on (its rumbling in her stomach and we all know how that can be) and she is trying to brush this nut job off but he just wouldn't leave her alone!!So she says to the guy listen I got to go home and take a shit:laugh: :laugh: So the guy just laughed and walked away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 ... only in NYC..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 I thought I handled it pretty well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by joeg I thought I handled it pretty well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by synderella420 So she says to the guy listen I got to go home and take a shit:laugh: :laugh: So the guy just laughed and walked away . . . That would definitely get rid of me . . . . Girls don't go number 2. . everyone knows that!! . . . icky icky icky .. . NO NO NO . . Girls don't poop!!! . . it just magically gets transported out of their bodies . . . . . . aaaaaah!!! . . bad bad bad . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . That would definitely get rid of me . . . . Girls don't go number 2. . everyone knows that!! . . . icky icky icky .. . NO NO NO . . Girls don't poop!!! . . it just magically gets transported out of their bodies . . . . . . aaaaaah!!! . . bad bad bad . . . . Yes magically transported lol...You are too funny lol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr0ne Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . That would definitely get rid of me . . . . Girls don't go number 2. . everyone knows that!! . . . icky icky icky .. . NO NO NO . . Girls don't poop!!! . . it just magically gets transported out of their bodies . . . . . . aaaaaah!!! . . bad bad bad . . . . hahaha oh yeah girls don't poop? if that's the case I got some german videos I'd like to show ya hahahha :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . . Girls don't go number 2. . everyone knows that!! . . . icky icky icky .. . NO NO NO . . Girls don't poop!!! . . it just magically gets transported out of their bodies . . . You're Right...plus we don't fart, or pee in the shower, or pick our nose.... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeprock Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by glowgrlnyc You're Right...plus we don't fart, or pee in the shower, or pick our nose.... :laugh: I thought only nuns don't poop or fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by synderella420 she is trying to brush this nut job off but he just wouldn't leave her alone!!So she says to the guy listen I got to go home and take a shit:laugh: :laugh: So the guy just laughed and walked away is this how I get rid of him? Thanks for the advise...I need all the help that I can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . That would definitely get rid of me . . . . Girls don't go number 2. . everyone knows that!! . . . it didn't seem to bother you when you were at my apartment the other night:laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gideonyago66 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 cleverly frickin hilarious! I'll use that sometime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 slightly off topic but related to the myth that girls don't ish, fart, etc.girls also "don't belch" but maaaaaan that's a lie.and just to share a personal weakness of mine:i think it's fucking sexy when a chiq just let's one echo right from her mouth clear across the room call me weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowflyii Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 What is he going to say deb,,,I mean you used to go with me in there. Why would he offend you if he wants to hang with u? Cute girl always have the exceptions........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdeep Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 She could've tried, "Hey buddy, pull my finger." That would've worked too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 i'd say i gotta take a shit too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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