gropasaurus Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Alas, your idol has expanded from the NJ to the NY cp message boards. Metropolitan Guidettes, Staten lsland Monsters, Luscious Long Islanders and all of you Strippers...I hope you've been taking care of those silicon enhanced tight and deeply tanned little bodies of yours for GROPASAURUS. I've groped and been groped by plenty of you in the off season, whether I was in Vegas at Bebe's and Drais, Miami at Level and Bed, Italy at the various clubs on the island of Rimini, NJ at Joey's, Bunkas & Casbah or here in NYC at Eugene's, Lotus, Pangea, Spa, Float, Halo...etc., and all of the other places I grace with my presence. I must say that while I did come across some outstanding specimens, I was disappointed to an extent regarding the quality and condition some of you appeared to be in. I blame most of it on those Middle Eastern scums of the earth and the absolutely horrific economic environment, but then again I packed on 10 more pounds of lean muscle (naturally of course), reduced my body fat to 8%, developed an absolutely amazing tan and improved my wardrobe to the point that anything not D&G, Gucci, Versace, Emporio Armani or BCBG was donated tp the Young Guidos of America charity, one I proudly sit on the Board of Directors for. Therefore, I urge each of you to drag yourselves to the gym, tanning/hair/nail salon, plastic surgeon and local guidette monster retail stores to prepare for the upcoming opportunity to meet me. As for all of you preppy Guido worshipping pussies out there...I hope at least some of you came to your senses and decided to apply for admission into THE ALLIANCE in this new year of 2002!!! However, I must warn you that THE ALLIANCE has grown and expanded globally at multiples beyond human recognition, so the consideration process will be even more difficult than it already was. All right, that's all for now, I need to go flex in front of the mirrors and admire how gorgeous I am while my assistants look at me in awe in this ridiculous corner office they gave me last summer...and to answer any of your questions out there...yes, I'm just that damn good. -GROPASAURUS, CEG (Chief Executive Guido) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 :laugh: guidos never cease to amuse me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 . . . you know it's funny that you talk like that . . . considering I overheard Fleximus on the Jersey Board talking about how you cry like a little girl when you think of his superiority . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 Fleximus happens to be one of my Guidos of THE ALLIANCE Table...are you as pathetic as you convey yourself??? Please don't waste my time wanna be...I strognly advise you to go play with the preps before you get hurt...-CEG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by gropasaurus Fleximus happens to be one of my Guidos of THE ALLIANCE Table...are you as pathetic as you convey yourself??? Please don't waste my time wanna be...I strognly advise you to go play with the preps before you get hurt...-CEG . . . . No, what you don't seem to understand is that your precious Board of Meatiness is being swayed against you by none other than Fleximus . . . He thinks you're a bitch, and therefore should be treated like one . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . . No, what you don't seem to understand is that your precious Board of Meatiness is being swayed against you by none other than Fleximus . . . He thinks you're a bitch, and therefore should be treated like one . . . "Does he look like a bitch??" 'what??' "I said, does he look like a bitch?" 'no....' "THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK HIM LIKE ONE?!?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by joeg "Does he look like a bitch??" 'what??' "I said, does he look like a bitch?" 'no....' "THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK HIM LIKE ONE?!?!" . . . . Indeed joe . . I do believe that gropasaurus is in shock at how much truth there is to Fleximus's words . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleximus Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 ALAS, The Don has returned. After moving on and establishing my own country, I have abandoned this site. However, I was called by my good friend Grope and was told that someone has been using my name. Future Boy, don't ever place my name in a post again. My name is like gold and is a hot commodity, I should sue you for copyright fraud. Don't try to imitate your idol. It's not my fault you look and the mirror and see my reflection. FlexGuido Team Delta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by fleximus ALAS, The Don has returned. After moving on and establishing my own countryB]Sorry bro but Lyndhurst New Jersey has been established already.Hey is anyone up for a fun game of pin the I ROC key to the guido.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by fleximus ALAS, The Don has returned. After moving on and establishing my own country, I have abandoned this site. However, I was called by my good friend Grope and was told that someone has been using my name. Future Boy, don't ever place my name in a post again. My name is like gold and is a hot commodity, I should sue you for copyright fraud. Don't try to imitate your idol. It's not my fault you look and the mirror and see my reflection. FlexGuido Team Delta . . . I just don't see why you don't just tell Grope that he's a bitch . . I mean you have the nerve to tell all the other Monster Guido's that he's not fit to be your Roider . . um . .I mean Leader . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 . . . oh . . . I almost forgot Flexiumus . . while we're on the subject of Monster Guidos . . . where exactly IS monster guido . . hmmm. . . could he be executing your plans to overthrow Grope? . . . Silence on the matter is conviction in this case beef boy . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterguido46 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . . . No, what you don't seem to understand is that your precious Board of Meatiness is being swayed against you by none other than Fleximus . . . He thinks you're a bitch, and therefore should be treated like one . . . Understand this................NYC IS MADE OF JERSEY MONEY!!!!!! THE POWER OF THE JERSEY GUIDO IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!! WE WOULD DOMINATE IN ANY COMPETITION!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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