JonStephen Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 I have all this sewage water in my appartment.The septic water just kept coming through my toilet and bathtub. Now my appartment is semi-flooded, there is shit everywhere, mylandloard can't do shit but call a plumber and he's taking his sweet, fat-ass, buttcrack showing, beer bellied, no front-teeth having, garage sale clothes wearing time to come over here and fix this problem.All because the bitch English lady has to use Bounty to wipe her ass and flushes her tampons down the toilet......another reason to hate the English. I'm going to be mopping up shit for a little while.I'm going to put my fist through something soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Hey look at the bright side...you can invite some friends over and play Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.But that is fuckin nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubtness Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 need a lawyer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Sorry to hear that. Bounty to wipe her ass? You should make her clean it up. At home we've got our trusty septic tank to hold all the shit, up to 7 years worth. Anyone wanna go for a swim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubtness Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by teklord310 Sorry to hear that. Bounty to wipe her ass? You should make her clean it up. At home we've got our trusty septic tank to hold all the shit, up to 7 years worth. Anyone wanna go for a swim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Jon, seems like your in a.....shitty situation ::someone had to say it:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 HEY MAYBE MR. HANKYWill pop up with his friendsand play with you man!I actually had the same problem in my old Apt.Took a couple phone calls to the City Health Dept. andA few city summonses to get the super to act up.It can be a real SHITY SITUATION! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roha3000 Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Dude, I am not going near you tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 i lived in a basement apt in hoboken last yearand had the same thing happen everytime itrained heavily... it would flood either in my aptor outside by ground floor entrance by the drain...couldn't flush reliably for like 3 months and a plumbercame and snaked the line out several times exclaimingthe whole time that he couldn't believe he went through100 feet of snake each time... the situation got worse,and a hole was made in the hardwood floor (which i helpedpay for) in my living room to try to find a trap that wasn'tthere, masons came and broke concrete outside to try tofind the same trap that wasn't there, then wait longerwhile a trap was finally installed and the plumbing atlong last completed and both holes repaired. the landladymade claims that she never had a blueprint to refer tothat would have indicated where or if said trap was,and also felt threatened by yours truly when i askedfor some kind of refund for putting up with all the shit.needless to say, i didn't renew my lease at the end of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 10 Author Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by thehacker i lived in a basement apt in hoboken last yearand had the same thing happen everytime itrained heavily... it would flood either in my aptor outside by ground floor entrance by the drain...couldn't flush reliably for like 3 months and a plumbercame and snaked the line out several times exclaimingthe whole time that he couldn't believe he went through100 feet of snake each time... the situation got worse,and a hole was made in the hardwood floor (which i helpedpay for) in my living room to try to find a trap that wasn'tthere, masons came and broke concrete outside to try tofind the same trap that wasn't there, then wait longerwhile a trap was finally installed and the plumbing atlong last completed and both holes repaired. the landladymade claims that she never had a blueprint to refer tothat would have indicated where or if said trap was,and also felt threatened by yours truly when i askedfor some kind of refund for putting up with all the shit.needless to say, i didn't renew my lease at the end of the year. LOL......seeing as you are such a threatening person and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 dude that sux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicinfusion Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Always live on the top floor !!! u will not have such problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 10 Author Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by sonicinfusion Always live on the top floor !!! u will not have such problems Sound advice........a hard fact of life that you learn from experience with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutiny Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 wear rain boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codica3 Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Sorry to hear that sweetie..On a lighter note.. nice finally formally meeting you yesterday @ Roxy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 COME ON JOHN!COME PLAY WITH MEEE..HIIIDEEEHOOO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by mugwump COME ON JOHN!COME PLAY WITH MEEE..HIIIDEEEHOOO! :laugh: MUTINY- Rain boots LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 10 Author Report Share Posted February 10 Just a quick update on the situation for everyone who cares........The shit is gone, out, bye.While the plummer and my landlord, yes my landlord, were cleaning all this shit out, I was buying every cleaner and bleach known to man. The place is now spotless, so clean the virgin Mary herself would be proud to sleep on my floor. It did take some effort though.......now I gotta go yell at my bitch neighbor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 yeah go yell at that bitch tell her to stop throwing her fucking bloody ass tampons down the fucking toilet yuck!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breaksny Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Dude you should get yer landlord to give you a month free of rent for that kinda shit, or at the very least he outta pay for the cost of the cleanup to your appartment (or either subtract it from the cost of your rent and/or add it to hers). I dunno what your lease is like, but you should go to one of those tenant's rights organizations (or the city health dept like Maudy suggested) and file a grievance if he won't handle it himself (since she doesn't seem to care). Just a thought, but it might be worth the effort b/c that's like a serious health hazzard, not just an annoyance or inconvenience. And not that this'll happen, but she should be evicted for doing shit like that. I don't care how old she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA Jon you got shitted on! :laugh: Clubkat and Mugz, I think I laughed harder reading your replies than I have all week! toooooo funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutiny Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 check every corner, making sure no floaters are hiding.just another advice.as for the english lass, tell her eat fruits, tacos, bean burritos, peanuts, prunes, or whatever so she shits easy and regularly.that's my advice for her.hehe... just kidding man. glad to hear you got all of the shit out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danni133 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Glad the stank is gone ~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutiny Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by danni133 Glad the stank is gone ~Danielle hehe now jon got rid of the stank... he can work on getting rid of the skank that caused the stank by giving her a spank...goddamn i say stupid shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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