laurie619 Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 You're a genuine New Jerseyian if you recognize or can relate to at least ½ of these. . . You've been seriously injured at Action Park.You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.You know that the state isn't all farmland.You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "TheShore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a"sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a "hero."You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.You know how to properly negotiate a Circle. You knew that the last question had to do with driving.You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros. creation.You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ..Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?" You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different."You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.Every year, you had at least one kid in your class named Tony.You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits is. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.You have a favorite Atlantic City casino. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. And finally... You've never pumped your own gas. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 I guess not...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destinyschild Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Like you are the bomb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slim007 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 found it to be funny . . i know u were't . . but i hate when people bash jerseyi dont care what anyone says "I LOVE JERSEY"LAAAAAAAAAATE . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 :laugh:some of those were funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Definetely NOT a Jerzian. Sorry. NY born and raised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 You forgotIf you live in jersey : You know the girls in cranford are preppy sluts :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karch Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 lmao!! I love these ones....You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by notallthere You forgotIf you live in jersey : You know the girls in cranford are preppy sluts :-) I would keep you mouth shut if you are trying to make that comment to me, because you have no idea. Further more didn’t you tell me they where your friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkingchangox Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 ONE MORE YOU KNOW WHO THE "DIRTY TRENTON CLUB GIRLS " ARE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! i wish i saw this sooner "i would keep you mouth shut" ? What??! i wasent even talking about you even though i have herd a few things. I was talking about the person we where talking about!! Dont you remeber????!. I thought you where nice i had no problem with you till now yeesh.Originally posted by laurie619 I would keep you mouth shut if you are trying to make that comment to me, because you have no idea. Further more didn’t you tell me they where your friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurie619 Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 WHoops I'm sorry notallthere . . . What can I say it was a little miscommutation on my 1/2. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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