mugwump Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Wow weeks just fly don't they?It's tronic Treatment night then WHAMit's Pseudo and blink it's Friday...Where dooo the hours go?And as ususal once again I've beenentertained, angered, disturbed andarroused (rrrrrrrroouurrr) on CP.So once again I ask ya people:WHAT DID YOU LEARN ON CLUB PLANET THIIS WEEK? ************(Here's what I got...)I LEARNED THAT LOTS OFLOOSERS LIKE TO COME OVER FROM OTHERBOARDS AND BASH CP WHILE EITHER REALLYBORED OR JUST TOO RETARTED TO REALIZE HOWSTUPID THEY SOUND.I LEARNED THAT QUOTH IS A CRAZYSCARY IRISH KID THAT IS POWEREDBY HEINIEKEN ALONE RUNNING THROUGHHIS VEINS.(slow down kiddo)I LEARNED THAT IF I SAY I'M LEAVINGTHEN WORK OUT A COUPLE MONTHSTO STAY PEOPLE REALLLLY REALLLLYWANT ME TO GO...I LEARNED THAT PSEUDO GETS MOREAND MORE GHETTO AS TIME GOES ON AND THATPERHAPS THAT'S WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH.I LEARNED WE IS FAMOUS IN MIXER MAGAZINEAND THAT DAVE IS A HOT SEXY BITCH.I LEARNED THAT CROBRA IS THE NICESTGUY IN THE SCENE (aside fromhis Archie Bunker shinanegans)I LEARNED THAT I LOVE NY,I LOVE THIS BOARD AND THATIT'S GONNA BE ONE THE HARDEST THINGSI'VE DONE LEAVING.********(How about you?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Lets see... I learned that the people at baktun have no atari skill.I learned that Highmay has a scary obsession with guns... and powerful ones at that.I learned that Maudy should get the fuck out of nyc seconds after posting that hes leaving ( )I learned Crobra is archie bunker at coal.I learned Dj Wool has the ability to mindfuck me at will without even breaking a sweat... God i'm fiending to see another set... Is it wed. yet?I learned that Maudy's theory on female breaks djs & aesthetics is completely accurate, and proved further day by day.I heard about this great new Dj candra sollins (lol chris)I learned that we need to shoot the neighbors in the next building over from pseudo. (Thats where highmay's obsession comes in handy)I learned that its always a good night out as long as the cp crew is in effect.I learned I need to move the fuck out of jersey so I can more easily come out every night like the music fiend I really am.Oh, and I Learned that the cactus in justin's sig IS IN FACT less obnoxious than a picture of some guys cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roha3000 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Hey Joe, we should ask Kristi what she learned about you this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by roha3000 Hey Joe, we should ask Kristi what she learned about you this week. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I totally forgot about that!!! :laugh: :laugh: lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogb Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 1) I learned that getting mangled b 4 a set is a grate way to trainwrack very single mix.2) I learned that Maudy is the carrier of a highly contagious breakbeat virus that fully infected Joeg and is spreading rapidly throughout the board.3) I learned that weekday parties that are free or $5 kick ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I learned to never try this type of post on the sex board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 What I learned::::Pseudo is developing its own personalityEveryone and their mother hates ExitTunnelbandit doesn't wipe, hence he gets boils on his assPromoters just can't understand that promoting doesn't fly on CP.....and that maybe there are subtle ways to promote without sounding like a dickJealousys a bitchBump and "..." are taking things way too seriouslyBump and "..." post the same shit that is on the NY board but like to be different (can you say chat room or make a new board)People that need attention like to create their own dramaThere are some hopeless morons on this boardWorkenonlife doesn't mind showing his pee pee over the internetThe Draper at SF concept is not well liked, although that flyer is the funniest thing I have seen in a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I learned "pee pee" is a really funny alternative for "cock"...oh yeah, and I forgot how much of a suckfest exit is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I've learned that I smell. Badly.I've learned that my ass is hairier than people originally let on.I've learned that very few people give a rats ass about the Little Rascals.I've learned that going to Exit can be a painful, painful experience. I've learned that a lot of things people write don't initially appear to be written in the English language but apparently other people understand it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 I also learned that the later it getsthe more drunk I get..the worst I look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crobra Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I LEARNED THAT PSEUDO GETS MOREAND MORE GHETTO AS TIME GOES ON AND THATPERHAPS THAT'S WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH.Mugz - that's what is wrong with the place. I don't know how you can say you love it when people shit is getting stolen!!People are scared to take off their jackets and have to watch their stuff constantly!!Kids are tagging up everywhere and disrespecting psuedo and then starting fights!!!I'm sorry, but I learned that psuedo will not last long with some of the element that is hanging around there, it's only a matter of time!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bogb Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by crobra Mugz - that's what is wrong with the place. I don't know how you can say you love it when people shit is getting stolen!!People are scared to take off their jackets and have to watch their stuff constantly!!Kids are tagging up everywhere and disrespecting psuedo and then starting fights!!!I'm sorry, but I learned that psuedo will not last long with some of the element that is hanging around there, it's only a matter of time!!! You are 100% correct. I took off at 2. The entire elevator was tagged and then when I got to the lobby it was all fucked up. Spraypainted all in red, I’m talking wall, doors and windows. I was out side for 2 min and the cops showed up. I don’t think that PSEUDO will not happen again for a long long time. I’m pissed because it’s my favorite weekly party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 They will work it out..They are getting real SECURITY (Doing bag checks and Ids.)next time as well as promoting better to getthe place filled with more "clubbers"and DJs and less hoods..I knew the party was overwhen the BTS punks walked in..(I was being ironic about the Ghetto shit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bustaknut2001 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I learned that not everyone in this world will like me.I learned that this board is more into drama than music (I posted one question about music and got no responses!)I learned that most people are followers.I learned that some people just learned that Exit sucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by joeg ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I totally forgot about that!!! :laugh: :laugh: lol!!! peaked my curiousity????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 absolutely nothing worth mentioning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by tilly peaked my curiousity????? aren't you nosey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Ive learned that almost every club in NYC is gonna have the Phazon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 well its my first week posting here..and im pretty sure no one cares what i think..but here it goes n e way....I learned that this CP stuff can kill time between class..sleep..work..everything...i learned that people hate exit as much as i do but like Tiesto as much as i do. I learned that this Pseudo place might b ill to go check out..but that i should probably bring some of my friends from the "hood" along just in case shit "gets crackalacking"..i learned that some people are exhibitionists at heart and love to show off their SCHLONG..i learned Too Young is a man in China....i learned u guys Meet up...i learned u guys dont like newbies..i learned it takes like 2 fucking weeks forme to b able to post after i register.. well..thats about it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 "gets crackalacking" :laugh: :laugh: bwaaahahahahahaha i learned u guys dont like newbies..thats not true! actually, the people who you've gotten that impression from are probably relative newbies themselves.everyone likes to act all old skool... fuckin rookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 i learned that i am a "good kisser" i learned that roninmess is blowing djjoni learned that my accounting info systems class is pointless and hardi learned that CSFB (investment bank) is filled with moronsi learned that linabina is horny all the timei learned that i am a "stud" i learned that carl cox tix are $40, not $30 as i thought i learned that girls in glasses are fuckin cutei learned that the songs "sister sister" and "purple" make me have flashbacks of england *drool*, as well as cause me to pump my fist in the air no matter where i am (yes i need help yes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 I've learned that..I've missed all of you since my absence.I have gotten my resume shit together (finally) and am in the process of getting a job through an agency (yea good luck, quoth)I become not much different of a crazy fuck that i naturally am as compared to when im drunk, cept maybe funnier cause alcohol can make u talk some funny shit without holding back, right sexybabyd? lol.Even though i was gone for a while to get my shit together, i come back and as the song goes, I Feel Loved. Bigpoppanils is a cool kid, but i wouldnt be surprised if i see him on the news one day for sexual harrasment or molestation charges, or even redrum.Im a fiend for the bbq pork meal at REPUBLICI really want a fuckin nice piece of the hostess at REPUBLIC (ugh that face, smile and ass, not to mention rack)Mugz is severly a cool fuckin guy all around and he comes with no bullshit, no fronts, no fakeness or phonyness, but pure thoughts and words.jonstephen and i can still be drunk and make fun of one another ethnicities without getting "emotionally distrubed" lolPseudo is not worth going to anymore.Celia, (maudy's friend) has really pretty eyes and thought i was 24 Heineken is fast becoming my beer of choice over Guinness and i don't know why.There are Too Many Hoes Joeg has come a long way since his days in high school and its true that electronic music can be outlet for some who never really enjoyed life as much as they have now with the discovery of electronic music.People think just cause im drunk and having laughs with a "board friend" they automatically assume that i am hooking up with them. (assholes)Since i been back this board has tooo many newbies and one by one they will have to get either A) Schooled by Quoth or B)taken outTastyT has sexual thoughts about me (musta been them deep knee thrusts at APPLE)Kraftwerk-The Mix is always gonna be one of my fav albums and that i need to find it on vinyl.Thankfully my father's test results from his biopsy came back Negative for cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by quoth Bigpoppanils is a cool kid, but i wouldnt be surprised if i see him on the news one day for sexual harrasment or molestation charges, or even redrum.wha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Originally posted by bigpoppanils wha? oh christ dont be an anal bitch now about my posts? christ i hate explaining myself but all yer MANWHORE and "SERVICES" threads are proof enough haha. its all good bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallytrance Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 I learned that it sucks when ppl write a whole lot in one post...I'm just not willing to read it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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