totallytrance Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 ..when you puke into your mail box... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 ~~~ when u a) pukeb)pass outc)don't have a clue where u are or why ru thered) fall face first between stage and speakers at roxy (had to say it!)e)wake up next to someone in the morning and freak out b/c u see how ugly the person next to is and u dont know who he/she/it is and what u did with that person last nite!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 dizzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 I start dropping things. That's my signature drunk sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 when I double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 I know I'm too drunk when:1) I begin to refer to myself as "Scurvy Mike the Jewish zaftig Pirate!!" and give a big hearty "BLAAAARRRGGHH!!" every time I take a drink . . .2) Carpet becomes inifinitely irresistable . . . 3) Every female in the room starts to look like a kitchen Wench in me Galley . . . . BLAAAARRRGG!!!! . . . c'mere salty wench!!! . . . . 4) X Y and Z goes from left/right, front/back and up/down respectively to : front/back and crouching on an angle, tilted sorta to the left/up and bent kinda and right face/feet are pretty . . kiss floor . . . . 5) Happy Hardcore starts to sound enticing . . . . nah . .strike that . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 Originally posted by crobra When quoth and mugz seem sober compared to you!!! lol I dunno know about Mugz, but I agree with the Quoth part!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted February 24 Report Share Posted February 24 :laugh: all of you go to hell. ouch. my jaw and left ass cheek ::sore:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted February 26 Report Share Posted February 26 YOu know you're too drunk when you keep mistaking people you don't know in clubs for people you think you know..."Hey John... How are you doin? How's school?""Im not John" "Yeah you are, JOHN, stop foolin around" "Stop spitting at me, asswipe! Im not john!" "Oh john, you're so funny, come off it already" He then ensues to kick you in the groin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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