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How you know you're too drunk!!!


crobra

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~~~ when u a) puke

b)pass out

c)don't have a clue where u are or why ru there

d) fall face first between stage and speakers at roxy (had to say it!)

e)wake up next to someone in the morning and freak out b/c u see how ugly the person next to is and u dont know who he/she/it is and what u did with that person last nite!!!!!!!!!

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I know I'm too drunk when:

1) I begin to refer to myself as "Scurvy Mike the Jewish zaftig Pirate!!" and give a big hearty "BLAAAARRRGGHH!!" every time I take a drink . . .

2) Carpet becomes inifinitely irresistable . . .

3) Every female in the room starts to look like a kitchen Wench in me Galley . . . . BLAAAARRRGG!!!! . . . c'mere salty wench!!! . . . .

4) X Y and Z goes from left/right, front/back and up/down respectively to : front/back and crouching on an angle, tilted sorta to the left/up and bent kinda and right face/feet are pretty . . kiss floor . . . .

5) Happy Hardcore starts to sound enticing . . . . nah . .strike that . . .

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YOu know you're too drunk when you keep mistaking people you don't know in clubs for people you think you know...

"Hey John... How are you doin? How's school?"

"Im not John"

"Yeah you are, JOHN, stop foolin around"

"Stop spitting at me, asswipe! Im not john!"

"Oh john, you're so funny, come off it already"

He then ensues to kick you in the groin :eek:

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