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The Pillsbury Doughboy Died

It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died

yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated

pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of

celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,

Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, Baby Ruth,

and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as long time friend

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy describing Doughboy as a man

who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life

was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very

smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Still, even as crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his second wife Play Dough. They have

two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at

3:50 for 20 minutes.

:)

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Originally posted by rachel1997

The Pillsbury Doughboy Died

It is my sad duty to report that the Pillsbury Doughboy died

yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated

pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of

celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,

Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, Baby Ruth,

and many others.

The graveside was piled high with flours as long time friend

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy describing Doughboy as a man

who "never knew how much he was kneaded."

Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life

was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very

smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Still, even as crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his second wife Play Dough. They have

two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at

3:50 for 20 minutes.

:)

Oh No!!

waa :cry: waa :cry:

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