guest00901 Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as youenjoy listening. 3. Don't say you understand when you don't. 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest! 5. You don't have PMS; don't fuckin act like you knowwhat it's like. 6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 7. If you talk about having a big Dick; we know you don't 8. Size does matter, but only to hoes not girls thatwant real relationships. 9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us. 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. 12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes. 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,apologize. 14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cutit. 15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. 16. We are DrAmA queens. 17. Fashion police do exist.18. Don't ask us to give u head; if you are nice youjust might get it. 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, carsystems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... inother words shut the fuck up 20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 21.We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it. 22. Don't make bets about us; we will always find out. 23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee orbeard or mustache looks, we always hate it.24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emittother strange gases from your body, itisnt, so DONT.. 25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's;hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers, you may as well give it up now) 26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 27. We are beautiful at all times. 28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tellus we aren't. 29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down bigfat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it. 30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don'tforget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Originally posted by sexxybabyd 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest! 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. 18. Don't ask us to give u head; if you are nice youjust might get it. 21.We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vixenfoxxy Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Hahaha well maybe it's just me but I loooooooove cars. Talk to me for hours about your car, what you installed in it, what's wrong with it, what you wanna get to replace it and why and so long as you aren't talking about a mustang chances are I'll be pretty well enthralled. Oh, but be prepared to hear it all back from me too... **Natural Born Car Chick** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Nice list.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Hahaha well maybe it's just me but I loooooooove cars. Talk to me for hours about your car, what you installed in it, what's wrong with it, what you wanna get to replace it and why and so long as you aren't talking about a mustang chances are I'll be pretty well enthralled. Oh, but be prepared to hear it all back from me too... **Natural Born Car Chick** Agreed, girls who dig cars absolutely RULE! Nice list! 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... in other words shut the fuck up (OUCH!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubtness Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 For #11: No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.When you break up with him, would you be consider a hoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breaksny Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 My ex wanted me 2 have a goatee. I think cuz I look 17 w/o 1. & 2 b honest, I don't understand men, let alone women. I don't think I understand people in general. Probably y I'm single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesarleo Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by vixenfoxxy Hahaha well maybe it's just me but I loooooooove cars. Talk to me for hours about your car, what you installed in it, what's wrong with it, what you wanna get to replace it and why and so long as you aren't talking about a mustang chances are I'll be pretty well enthralled. Oh, but be prepared to hear it all back from me too... **Natural Born Car Chick** If you ever break up with your boyfriend.....PM me and I'll marry you:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubmouse Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 so any girls wanna come over listen to the system in my car, then we can go to a monster truck show, all the while i'll be farting and blowing snot rockets, i hope none of those get stuck in my beard, and on the way i can stop off at my ex's for a quickie, becuase she is so much hotter and skinnier than you...after that i'll take you out to dinner and a movie (one with pamela anderson) while wearing my pink polyester suit, but you dont have to worry about the movie, because you'll be down on my oversized wang for most of it...then i'll take you home, never call you again, and tell all my friends what a hoe you were....btw did i mention you're paying for the whole night !! So, that should leave me dateless until middle age:D -_-MiKeY-_- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by sexxybabyd 4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest!9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. 13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,apologize.15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.17. Fashion police do exist.20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don'tforget it. Words of wisdom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by cesarleo If you ever break up with your boyfriend.....PM me and I'll marry you:eek: Gimme the ring baby!!! hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skystepper27 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 clubmouse :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoked Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Originally posted by sexxybabyd 19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, carsystems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... inother words shut the fuck up Ohhh yeahhh??? check out this woman who has great taste in race cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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