bluewater Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 I know you all have one... Just loaded one into my pc to watch, the one where Marge has a gambling problem.. Fave quote from the episode goes to Homer!"No Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother..I call him Gamblor!!And its time to snatch your mother, from its neon claws!!!"Hehehe.. anyone else? Lou () Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribal Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 hehe love simpsons!Bart: "Dad, do you know anything about women?"Homer: "Yes son, women like it when you complement them on how they look"Marge and Lisa walk into the house;Bart:"Mom, Lisa, you look beautiful"Marge: "oh wow, how nice, someone is going to get some special cookies tonight!"Bart:"Wow dad, that really works! do you know anything else about women?"Homer: "Nope, thats about it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airatomic Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Homer : “I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.†Marge: What happened to you, Homer? And what happened to the car?Homer: Nothin’.Marge: I don’t think it had broken axles before.Homer: Before, before! You’re livin’ in the past, Marge. Quit livin’ in the past! Homer : “Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.†Bart : I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxdonxlavitoxx Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by airatomic Homer : “I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.†Marge: What happened to you, Homer? And what happened to the car?Homer: Nothin’.Marge: I don’t think it had broken axles before.Homer: Before, before! You’re livin’ in the past, Marge. Quit livin’ in the past! Homer : “Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.†Bart : I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyc420 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketaman Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Ralph has the best lines..Ralph: Miss Crobaple, I glued my head to my shoulder aggaaainnn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewater Posted March 11 Author Report Share Posted March 11 Heheh Ralph..Ralph: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!Ralph: Hi Lisa! Hi Supernintendo Chalmers!!Lou () Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deep77 Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 "DOUGHNUTS, IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN'T DO?"Homer J. Simpson"WHO NEEDS THE INFINITE WISDOM OF GANESH, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TOM CRUISE AND NICOLE KIDMANN"Homer J. Simpson:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybzee Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 "purples a fruit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 To start press any key. Where's the any key? Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never tryIt's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home winemaking course and forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: And how! You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?" Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals. Homer: Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him. Homer: (Offering Lisa a donut.) Donut? Lisa: Uhh... got any fruit? Homer: This one has purple in it. Purple's a fruit. Homer: If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English. Marge: Homer, have you been drinking? Homer: No... okay, ten beers! Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me... and maybe the boy! New York is a hell hole! You know how I feel about hell holes! Hey, this is mustard! I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepfenhardth Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 no more posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 "(Homer) ohhhh 20 dollars, but I wanted the peanut. (brain) 20 dollars can buy many peanuts, (Homer) explain how, (brain) money can be exchanged for goods and services, woooo hoooo"(Marge) Homer, you are over excited. We are going to get you home, get beer in you and then right to bed". (Homer) Woooo Hooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubmouse Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 ralph: I saw principal and teacher, and they were making babies, and one of the babies smiled at me.homer: I like my beer cold and my homosexuals FLAMING!homer: fame was like a drug, but even more like a drug, were the drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 some of my favorite mmmmmmm's Mmmm... logan berry Mmmm... Ooh.. Macamadamia nuts Mmmm... horse doovers Mmmm... purple Mmmm... salty Mmmm... the land of chocolate Mmmm... crumbled-up cookie things Mmmm... snouts Mmmm... soylent green Mmmm... organized crime Mmmm... sixty four slices of American cheese Mmmm... invisible cola Mmmm... convenient Mmmm... forbidden donut Mmmm... business deal Mmmm... free goo Mmmm... mediciney Mmmm... sacrilicious Mmmm... elephant fresh Mmmm... bowling fresh Mmmm... urinal fresh Mmmm... slanty Mmmm... incapacitating Mmmm... something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by lavendermenace some of my favorite mmmmmmm's Mmmm... logan berry Mmmm... Ooh.. Macamadamia nuts Mmmm... horse doovers Mmmm... purple Mmmm... salty Mmmm... the land of chocolate Mmmm... crumbled-up cookie things Mmmm... snouts Mmmm... soylent green Mmmm... organized crime Mmmm... sixty four slices of American cheese Mmmm... invisible cola Mmmm... convenient Mmmm... forbidden donut Mmmm... business deal Mmmm... free goo Mmmm... mediciney Mmmm... sacrilicious Mmmm... elephant fresh Mmmm... bowling fresh Mmmm... urinal fresh Mmmm... slanty Mmmm... incapacitating Mmmm... something Mmmm... unexplained bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 "oh, used grease is worth money eh? Then my arteries are filled with liquid gold!" "Homer no function beer well without." "Okay it's the standard Grandpa Drill, everyone into the celler!" "Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that so called 'Volunteers' don't even get paid?!?" "Oh, they have the internet on computers now!" "You gave away both dogs!!! You know how I feel about giving!!!" "The human wang is a beautiful thing." "I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T." Homer: “Every time I learn something new, a little of the old getspushed outta my brain, remember that time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive?â€Marge: “You were drunk!!!â€Homer: “And how.†“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.†Abe Simpson: “Homer you’re dumber than a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it.â€Homer: “Stupid traumatic childhood.â€Homer`s Revenge List 1. Bill of Rights 2. Grandpa 3. Fat-Free Lard 4. Gravity 5. Emmys 6. Darwin 7. H2WHOA! (the waterslide Homer got stuck in at Mt. Splashmore) 8. Billy Crystal 9. God 10. Soloflex 11. The Boy 12. Stern Lecture Plumbing 13. Econo SaveHomer : "Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!"Bart : "What about Abraham Lincoln?"Homer : "Err...He sold poisoned milk to school children!"Marge : "Homer!"Homer : "Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them..."Lisa : "Who will police the police?"Homer : "I dunna know. Coast Guard?"Lovejoy: Do you Marge take Homer, in richness and in poorness...poorness is underlined.Marge nodsLovejoy: ...in happiness and in blasting across the Alkali Salt Flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated...I'm going to stop there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorfern Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 everytime Mr. Burns says "EXCELLENT"& Barney has 2 of my favorites...at the Springfield film festival: "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"and when he's trippin' balls: "Thanks Pinky, you saved me again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 . . .you know what's kinda sad . . . I never really watched the simpsons . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribal Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Marge: Well HOmer, how are we going to get out of this situation?Homer: I know! We'll live under the sea! Under the sea, Unders the sea (dreams about living underwater, eats fish and lobsters, plays crabslike instruments, ala Little Mermaid) Under the sea!!!Marge: Homer! We cant go living under the sea! its impossible!!Homer: Well not with that attitude..Homer is the manheres another oneLisa watchinga govt film on meat production,"As you can see the cow is gently lifted by the lift and is taken onto the killing floor. But dont let the name throw you off, its not actually a floor, its more of a platform...."You dont make friends with salad, you dont make friends with salad!Homer: This is the flyer for my Barbeque party, it says "Come to Homer's BBQ party, BYOBB"Marge: Whats the extra B in the BYOBB for?Homer: Oh its a type-o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Homer: OK brain I don't like you and you don't like me, so lets just do this and then I will get back to killing you with beerAnd then the two in my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingartur Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 simpsons is the best long running show!!!Bart: Eat my shortsBart and Lisa fighting who loves Homer moreBart: you love him moreLisa: no you love him more!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Homer: "Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Ooops, gotta go, my damned weiner kids are listening"To pay tribute to Troy McClure, his educational filmstrip entitled "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluewater Posted March 20 Author Report Share Posted March 20 Homer after he realized he forgot to pick up bart after his soccer game, and he runs out of the house naked...Lisa: - Dad Hide your Shame!!!Flanders (Outside): Hey Homey! I Can see Yer doodle!Homer: - Shutup Flanders Lou () Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Homer: Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?Lisa: No!Homer: Ham?Lisa: No!Homer: Pork Chops!?Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0nythelover Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 homer: my gastronomic capacity knows no satiety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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