tastey Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 just wondering what you guys use as sexual one-liners or what you use to interrupt her current thought train.i´m making a start:"Actually, I wasn't listening. I just like to watch your lips move."this is so gold, especially when she´s blabbing all kinds of stuff you´re not interested in i read here about the "nipple game", lol please someone explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Id tell you my one-liner...but then ill have to kill you."Nice shoes....want to fuck?"now I have to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 PICK UP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!!9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas,could I meet you between the holidays?10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount youor eat you!11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.12. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?14. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, andI'll put my head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barslut Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 I drive a corvette , wanna fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Sex and Pizza?::wait for the confused look and the WHAT?? then reply with..::What u dont like Pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted April 2 Author Report Share Posted April 2 ok how about:You: "All my friends said I was too intelligent to become a Porn Star"thenYou: "But its HARDER than it looks, you have to be really good to MAKE IT BIG in the biz..."orme: Do you know there's one word in the English language that will universally make someone smile?"her:"really, which word is that?"me:"moist"bring it on fellas ps: would someone please explain the "nipple game" to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahoo Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Here are a bunch i remember friends saying/using (always in the presence of lots of alcohol)...some may be off a bit because practice makes perfect and... well ya figure it out:->I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you->What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine->Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package->You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy->So what haven't you been told tonight?->What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!->Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead->Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?->I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand& finally:->I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make the BED ROCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneebee Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 REMEMBER LADIES THESE ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!! 1) me - "Do you like apples? you - :"yes, why? me - " well how about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you? Howya Like them apples"2) "Your lips would make a lolli pop very happy" 3) Start off.."This really isn't a line..seriously........."4) "I'm drunk...wanna get Pizza" (Z)to many to list all....P.S. - Any guys who use any of these in a serious tone and are really serious when they say them should just:blown:wahoo you got some good onse I never heard before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 bwhahahaha.... :laugh: Spragga those are classic babesjohnneebee..I heard the 3rd one before..guys are such dumbasses:rolleyes: wahoo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneebee Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 johnneebee..I heard the 3rd one before..guys are such dumbasses You are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT:laugh: we are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted April 2 Author Report Share Posted April 2 Originally posted by fierydesire guys are such dumbasses:rolleyes: well thank you *licks his index finger with his tounge**puts index finger on your dress*"now let´s get you outta these wet clothes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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