t0nythelover Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 After wrapping up his leftover bologna in newspaper sqeegeeman puts on his trenchcoat and leaves. aah what a day! sqeegeeman thinks to himself while standing on the corner. "what a beautiful sun" he thinks while feeling its warming glow caress his soul. during this daydream sqeegeeman's extension cord belt unties and his coat flaps open unleashing the pickled meat he calls "the manwhich" to any who were in range to see it. unfortunately he was standing in front of a catholic elementary school. sqeegeeman realized that there was a class of about 35 kids looking at his twig and berries and said "so you never seen one this big before huh?" to which one smalled redhead kid with freckles replied "only in your mothers mouth!" squeegeeman retied his extension cord belt around his coat and started walking off, but not before the priest escorting the children tried to give him his phone number. "fucking dirty old men" sqeegeeman thought while picking peices of ham with mayonnaise out of his beard and scratching his ass." squeegeeman decided to head downtown.after a long walk sqeegeeman arrived at the port authority. he decided to sitdown and finish his ham and mayo sandwhich. while he was sitting down he heard a group of people approaching. they were a group of girls just returning from the airport. they all stopped and looked at him. he said "so you girls just come from cancun huh?" and the tallest of the three said "how can you tell?" to which he replied "because your three white girl with peeling skin, braids with beads that make you look foolish, and cheasy bead and shell necklaces, that and the fact that your all walking like you got fucked by every college boy that could buy you a drink." the same girl said "guess you have a huge cock and like college girls huh?" to which sqeegeeman replied "how can you tell?" she said "well your coat is open and your cock is long enough for you to write manwhich on it with a sharpie, and the fact that you've been masturbating since you've seen us." oh yeah" he giggled "i like to masturbate, hehe." the girls stopped and looked at each other with a tenseness in their eyes. they all knew what was about to happen and one of them said "how would you like to rub your dirty cock all over my sunburned face?" squeegeeman just looked up at them and smiled, a slight whistle came from the gap of his missing tooth. he thought "damn, i think im sitting on my ham and mayo"...more to come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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