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me... Mike. ------------------ AIM: Carson11115 [This message has been edited by guido215 (edited 11-04-2000).]

Hell yeah i still rock that song in my car... Lolly~~ that must have been some funny shit...i bet you werent the only one.. Mike. ------------------ AIM: Carson11115

1. The Teabagging The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead while she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase --"Who's Your daddy?" 2. The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to cum, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. 3. The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she'll look like an angry dragon. 4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. 5. Dirty Sanchez A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. 6. The Donkey Punch Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate. 7. The Flaming Amazon This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz! 8. The Flying Camel A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move. 9. The Screwnicorn When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. 10. The Zombie Mask While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead. Mike. ------------------ AIM: Carson11115

My first reaction is...no way...plaid pants?!?! ugh... But then again some people can get away with that, but the fact that Tommy is selling them...Are you kidding me....people are still rockin Tommy...LOL... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

Maybe it is him, of not that it is you...if you try to hard and think about it to much you just get tense and it wont happen, but if you just relax and let it come to you...it will. I know if i am tense it takes me forever to cum, but if i just relax and enjoy, it doesnt take long...i think its all in your head... my 2 cents... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

Yeah bro...went all night with this chic...right after we were done my shit hurt for a few days...but i didnt mind it cause the sex was the bomb...i think if i woulda went any longer my shit woulda fell off too.... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

I think the better question is who doesnt like to eat pussy.... C'mon pussy pussy pussy...we got black pussy white pussy spanish pussy yellow pussy cold pussy hot pussy purple pussy, pussy pussy pussy...pussy lovers!!!! Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

HA!!! LMAO komic... ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

I had a girl one time that LIKED me to push her head and face fuck her....i usually just let the girl do her thing...but this chick was like "Aren't you gonna help me?" God...i was like we might as well just fuck....but hey whatever you like....It was a damn good BJ too.... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

God...i only got a 125...i think the scale needs to be changed for all those 300+ scores we got... I couldnt remember all the positions...and all the places outside...oh well... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

Maxwell-Sumthin' sumthin' (mellowsmooth mix) ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

can u send that here to while your sending... FeverUSC@aol.com Thanks ahead of time.. Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

Song from back in the day that goes "shake that ass giiiiiirl make that koochy weeeet..." can anyone help me out?? Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

So what does everyone expect on the first date...You play the game, put up a front, act genuwine...everyones different so what do all u freaks out there do? ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

bros~ I cant find this song anywhere....can someone email it to me??? FeverUSC@aol.com thanks in advance Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

My friend bumps the ritalin...he wanted me to do it with him on nite and said it was fun....what is he deal with this shit...I'm not down with doing shit i don't know about... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

that track is soooooooooo fucking living up to its name.....shit is whack as hell..... get that shit outta here.... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

that track is soooooooooo fucking living up to its name.....shit is whack as hell..... get that shit outta here.... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

Hey me too please!!!! FeverUSC@aol.com Thanks bro Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

PFloyd~ I do have the Sexomatic track...I can hook up up....it will go faster if you catch me on AIM...My Screen Name is Carson11115 If you don't have AIM I can always email it to ya.... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

Here is my first guess bro.... DJ Jam X - Sexomatic (Dumonde Mix) ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

I also prefer the designer labels ibizaboy...but it also depends on how you wear stuff...i see people that can rock the fubu and pull it off good....style isnt just wearing a label like d&g and saying you look good, its about wearing the d&g and having the attitude and confidence to back that D&G label up.... Mike. ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.

Glowgirl...you are really a horny FREAK!!!! god... ------------------ The more haters I have, the more I must be doing right.