Mike Meyers as the lil boy Simon "are you looking at my bum? you bum lookers!! David Spade, Adam Sandler and Chris farley as the GAP sales girls. I don't know her name but she would play Tori Spelling and make the most funniest faces. Also the guy that would sit in front of the mirror, motivational speaker..."Im smart enough, good enough and gosh darn it people like me!" The Ladies Man Church Lady ...so many more!