xxlea

The World According to Garp

This wasn't a titty bar nor did any of my friends buy the lap dance. I guess she thought she'll get more $$ if she jumped on my lap.

I was at a dive in Queens last thursday and surprise, they had strippers for the patrons. The dancers came out around 3am and began shaking their ass/boobs all over the place. They didn't completly strip down, morel like a tiny thong and hardly there bra. My friends were handing out money to the girls and out of nowhere one of them straddles me. This girl starts grinding me, grabbing my breasts and cupped my pussy. I was so shocked that even in that dark bar you could tell my face was red!!! Good thing she was hot and I had tequila in my system or else I think I would of punched her in the face. So how was everyone's weekend?

whoa, reading this made me WET.

MAKE SURE NOT TO INCORPORATE BABY OIL W/ THIS TECHNIQUE!!!

I'll see what I can do to attract the other crazy kittens!! Hopefully this will take place before I head down to FL. again.

Did someone say liquor???

I missed the ass

Nah, Z horny??? Couldn't be!

Boring here also, it was his friend's bed and it SUCKED.

I can see how the natural lubricants wash away w/the shower, but not if move away from the streaming water. The most comfortable position for me would be doggy-style while placing both palms on the bottom of the tub. I also find showers excellent for great blow-jobs.

Don't forget the toys!! I had fun playing w/ the makeshift strap-on, right D?!?!

You beat me to it. spooky

:(

Dirty Pillows- Carrie:laugh:

RIP

<<<------5'9 and for some reason I only attract short guys.

Adios!!! I have enough things to worry about than to waste energy on a cheater.

Good to see everyone out last night! Wasn't even planning on going to Filter but luck has it there was a spot down the block. Next time I'll stay longer.

What?? No one likes vanilla anymore. I'm going to have 2 diff.sized nipples!

My left one pours chocolate milk.

Not this month babe, I waxed 2 days ago!!!

It's the height!! you know what they say about tall asians!?!?!

Has anyone squirted so much that it drenched the mattress?? In the past when it happened I thought it was just sheer luck, but I finally figured it out!!! Ladies it takes alot of:lol3: right on the G-spot. TRUST ME ON THIS....................

BBWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA:laugh: