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Well, my only comment is that these girls look like Grade A fatty beef. I mean that one girl in the white has thicker legs than Missy Elliot and some of the worst flap jacks ever. The other girl I recognize from doing the whole SF thing with some of my friends back in the day and I'm not going to comment on. No wonder these girls go to SF and get cracked out...Who else is going to try and screw them besides cracked out dirt bags or someone too twisted to realize what they are about to bang. It is obvious that these girls wanted you to post their pictures becaues they feel the need to show off because they want feedback because of their insecurities. Its basically the same reason they go to SF dressed like whores...They're probably love hungry girls that drop 10 bombs, each, to go out and right "daddy." I think I may know you (Evan) through my boy Richie Rich from Jersey City...If thats the case PM me...If not go on enjoying your thick legs/ass. You must like em big kid...

This was the sickest HBO undercover show that I have ever seen (not that I have seen a lot of them) and it really upsets me to see this kind of B.S. Questions: Who the hell gives their 13 and 15 year old son and daughter, respectively, Ecstasy? Who has E parties for their kids/friend? Who goes to raves with their kids specifically for "house music"and bombs? Who lets their kids sell drugs to make a living?????? Answer: White trash, hicks from the middle of bumble fuck Northern California. The main character, the father, has some serious emotional problems and is totally compounding them with the abuse of substances (primarily E). He totally destroys the little family structure he has and is destined to go to jail. When you fuck up this bad, you make drastic changes. It's as if this guy wants to go to jail...WTF? How funny was it when the stupid hick sees the cops searching his place and was like fuck I have 9 bombs in the car and a little pot...oh no I sold 7 so I have 2 left. Do I have to go in my house or hang around? What should I do? Then the dumb fuck tells the cops where his pills were and the uses of the ziplog bags in his bedside table! This guy deserves to go to jail!!!! I can't imagine how dumb/ignorant this guy was before he started popping bombs!!!! I found those brain imaging pictures to be particularly disturbing and wonder what the hell mine looks like.....I fortunately dont drop bombs anymore!!!!! How ironic was it that the eldest son (the 19 year old army kid) got arrested for felony vandalism? In conclusion, thank god my dad never fed me bombs, thank god I'm not from some uneducated, hick family (although my mom is from south carolina..lol), and thank god I don't see more crazy old people out that look act/look like that dude. (I do usually go out with a few crazy guys in their mid 30s but they are relatively secure/grounded people. If you were at Vinyl last night I'm sure you saw us bouncing around with our little crew.) By the way, did anyone catch Danny Howells tearing it up last night? The breaks were just sick...That was a good sober (well I was a bit drunk) night of progressive house beats...Late Andrew

Alright, two nights away...I'm psyched to hear those two Persian magicians lay down some sick beats....Anyone else going? If so, maybe my friends and I will run into ya. Possibly a pregame meetup, as we plan on getting intoxicated, if anyone is interested. Later Andrew

Alright here goes: I arrived around 2pm and began to get intoxicated in the Beer Tent. I immediately ordered four beers and hung out next to the register/front table so that getting more beer didn't mean waiting on a long line. Maybe some of you saw me..I was wearing a BLUE/WHITE Hawaiian shirt with PALM/MARIJUANA leaves on it. So, I got a little buzzed off the watered down Budweiser (I'm a Vodka drinker but wasn't going to touch the garbage they were selling) and began my day. I totally got separated from my group of friends but didn't care because I ran into lots of old ones and met many new, cool people. The highlight of my night was definitely Derrick May/Richie Hawtin (although for Hawtin I was walking around like a crackhead searching for the girls I came with). Richie Hawtin dropped a really sick set, although it wasn't as good as the set I heard at Destination NYC. I also really liked some of the beats I heard Pleasurehead drop. There were many more good sets just not any that I fully recall at the time. What I didn't like: 1. The fact that KRS ONE pulled a no show. 2. The fact that there were 13 year old kids wandering around rolling face (it seems like the scene is attracting way too many little kids these days or I'm just getting too old for it...I'm 23 FYI) 3. That SOE had some nazi security guards that frisked me like prison gurads upon entering the venue (my TESTICLES were FONDLED by some fat, disgusting spanish woman..normally I would have gotten aroused...but I felt violated in this instance) 4. The signage for the tents/DJs absolutely sucked. 5. Too many nasty smelling dips were being smoked. 6. Seemed liked more people were out to get fucked up than for the actual music. (I guess thats why I tend to go to smaller parties/go out to see select DJs only...Did I mention Papas/Sasha/Digs were sick last weekend?) FINALLY, for $5/cup or $7/vodka+redbull I expect a decent quality alcohol to be served. Anyway, I hope you all had as much fun as I did and got home safely. Later Andrew:D

YOU GUYS FORGOT ABOUT KOSHEEN and AK1200!!!!!!

I think a few friends and I are going to go....Should be hot!!!!!! Anyway, I hope to see you CPs in full force at Sasha and Digweed at World next Friday (Forget all the World sucks comments...I already knew that! I'm going for the music not the venue and will enjoy COKE and WEED wherever they play. hehehehehe Has anyone here seen them since Thanksgiving, at Cipriani, and if so how was it? I have downloaded lots of their newer sets and they seem to be moving towards a different tech house kind of sound....I still like their sound and think its great that they are constantly changing/evolving with their sound. (More DJs should evolve!!!!!!!!!!) Andrew

I used to see that guy/his girl all the time. They used to be out at Twilo very often. I saw them last at Cipriani for Sasha/Digweed. I believe he's friends with my friends Nancy & Mike who I haven't seen since then either. Anyway, those are definitely some chill people....I post on naughtybooth.com too....My buddies nubreedgoupie and DarkRob frequent the place as well... Andrew

Well, if you have a S4 I'd look into the UUC Motorwerks or the unit made by Remus. I installed a UUC ssk, UUC exhaust, brembo brakes, Koni coilovers, MTM chip, some intake (forget the brand), and downpipes in a buddies car and it was like a different car (AFTER MANY HARD HOURS). Unfortunately, his turbos eventually died (which is pretty common even in stock s4s). So, he got them replaced under warranty (a friend of my family owns an Audi dealer in Manhattan...not dropping the name though..hint its on the west side) He now is talking about upgrading to completely new turbos and doing some engine internal upgrading (ie. cams, lower compression pistons, etc.) Anyway, good luck with the exhaust....I personally think Borla products are way overpriced. I put Supersprint mufflers on my 00 540 sport and really like the sound. I'm not sure if supersprint makes audi mufflers though. Oh yeah, dont blow money on an exhaust for looks/sound alone...If you have the S4 do the chip/exhaust...then if you have a few hundred more get the intake. It's a world of difference...Don't put too much oil on that K&N either or you may get some mass air sensor problems....Later Andreww

I'd be Zeus because I'm in the power thing...hehehe...It's nice to see that other people read the board before heading to work/school/whatever...Ah rise and shine to another rainy day..Oh well, time to go make some $$$$. Have a good day... Andrew Oh yeah, how can you ask a question and not give a answer...I'll check it later....

I had a good time last night...Did anyone else see that blonde girl with the huge tits (like a natural ddd) wearing the t shirt. She was trying to dance to the DnBass and it was soooo funny...She didnt seem to be self conscious about the size of those things either (considering the skimpy t shirt). I was actually flirting with her miserable friend sitting on the floor of the basement...Anyway, I had an overall awesome night and must say that I would like to see d n bass take off here like it has in the UK (where it is real popular...in fact, i'd go as far as saying its popularity is similar to House in the US) Anyway, have a good night people Andrew

Nobu is on Houston (if you want a good/expensive meal)...I like a little lounge called MAGNUM for pregame drinks...I suggest checking it out...i used to go there with some friends that lived in that area... Andrew

I went to check out Aphrodite and Eric Morillo last night and had a good time. We left at about 4-5 (not sure because i was very intoxicated from my favorite Ketel One on the rocks) and I was hooking up with some really cute blonde (at least she looked that way at the time 13 drinks later...I have proof of that too...bar tab 9x13=too much money to get fucked up) that gave me a flyer for Native Theory Newsense party tonight at Pseudo Loft. Has anyone been to this part and is it a decent place? Thanks for the anticipated reply. I figure I might head out and check it out. I'm in the mood to just relax and chill out tonight. No hardcore partying...Is this the kind of spot I'm looking for? Thanks for the anticipated reply. Oh yeah, Aphrodite was off the hook as usual. I hadn't heard him spin in several years and I must say that he still tore shit up like he did when I was big into the party scene years back. (Tunnel Style then for Aphrodite...)

My sister and mom got back from Paris this evening. They're now sleeping but the first thing my sister said to me when I asked her if I would like it was "Andrew, you'd love the clubs and girls." She brought me back some awesome cologne that can only be purchased in France. I'll let you know the names of the clubs/cologne tom. when she wakes up. By the way, if you like to shop plan on bringing a second suitcase just for clothes, handbags, etc that you buy. (My mom and little sister bought soooo much stuff its unreal) Andrew

Totally off topic but..... I was just interested if anyone is interested in a clubplanet car or motorcycle cruise. A group of friends and I usually cruise from the Morristown, NJ area up 287 to Bear Mtn. with our cars. We all drive our sporty cars and tend to move relatively quickly. I drive an 01 M3 coupe and the other guys (all club heads) drive S4s, 3000gt, e36 m3, supra, eclipse, trans am ws6, clk55, and one of the original vipers. We all are car buffs and take this trip every Sunday during the spring (and some summer weekends) when the weather is nice. Another group of my friends rides motorcycles. They have all sorts of sport bikes ranging from cbr xx's to r1's. These guys are trying to convince me to get a bike again (I havent owned bikes since I went to college in Indiana and am a bit leary about riding in Jersey/NY). If I get one GSXR750 or Ducati 748 is the only thing I would consider riding....Anyway, if you ride or drive and are interested in cruising (GUYS OR GALS) we're always looking for more people to join the fun. We always tend to meet people on the drive also. Oh yeah, we have another group of guys that rides ATVs some weekends. During the summer, we all ride waverunners in Manahawking. So, if you're interested in any of the above and like high speeds come join the fun. Anyway, have a good week and pray for a warm weekend. I'm totally tired of this unpredictable, rapidly changing weather. Andrew

With my driving record (4 pts. and 12 ins. pts), my cars (01 M3 and 00 540), and my lead foot I need all of the cards possible. I recently got a NJ FOP shield, 5 NJ FOP cards, and a NJ PBA card. I could always use some NY stuff since I tend to drive in the city, Brooklyn, and upstate. Where the hell did you get all of these? I'm more than willing to buy these from you or give you something you need/want in exchange for them. Better yet, if you like strip clubs I can take you to my friends and the night is on me (its called Curve on Staten Island you should know it since you're from SI) Anyway, send me an email and I will totally take them all and take care of you. Regards, Andrew

I saw many of the new cars that were displayed at the Chicago auto show. I'm in the process of selling my 00 540 sport in order to replace it with a truck. I'm undecided between getting an MDX now or waiting until the summer for the new Hummer H2. I don't really think that GM can build a good quality first year car so I'm leaning towards the Acura. I wish that new Lexus GX470 was going to be out this summer I would definitely buy it. I don't need a truck now as I have another car, 01 M3, and only will use the thing to carry around my german shepherds, tow by jetski, and tow my atvs. Anyone have any feedback into the SUV's that are out. DONT EVEN TRY AND RECCOMEND AN ESCALADE. (IM NOT A DRUG DEALER OR RAPPER!!!!) OR THE X5 (BITCH MOBILE and according to my BMW dealer it is the most unreliable BMW made and I cant even begin to imagine what a POS it must be after all the problems I have had with my ultimate driving machine (M3). Anyone like the Mercedes G-Wagen (kind of out of my reach for a second car; don't want to spend over 45-50k) How about the Audi Allroad (is that too soccer mom/old lady like? It is, however, fast and relatively nimble. Have a good, safe weekend everyone. Andrew

Well, I have two BMW's a 2000 540 Sport (6spd) and a 2001 M3 Coupe...I have had nothing but trouble with the M3 (bad driveshaft, blown differential, differential came separated from the driveshaft 3 times, rattles galore, etc.) I have filed lemon law papers on the car through the state of New Jersey. I bought it for 57k after taxes and will never buy a BMW after the shitty service, factory support, and terrible reliability I have had with the car. The M3, when it came out March of last year, was commanding 10-15k premiums above sticker. Luckily, I paid sticker and wasn't one of the suckers...(maybe I was actually) My 540 has been a perfect car and it is currently for sale because I want to get rid of both of these cars. My older sister has an 00 M5 and the clutch went out at 12k miles and believe me she can drive stick better than anyone I know (her husband is a former race car driver and they spend their weekends in California at the track). I should have realized I was getting into a problematic car before buying the M3 because of her problems and the fact that it was a first year car. The problems I am having are widespread in the M3 community. See Bimmer.org and read for yourself. I plan to replace my m3 and 540 with a Jaguar XKR convertible and the new Lexus GX470 truck. I think both of those cars have better reliability than any BMW or Mercedes. I absolutely hate the way trucks drive but I need something to carry my German Shepherds around in, tow my jetski with, and tow my atvs with. My previous car was a 1998 Infiniti Q45 and it was an absolute gem. My mom is driving it now and it has 34k miles on it and has never had a single problem. The tires still even look new! I highly reccomend Infiniti automobiles primarily because they are what I feel are the most solid built cars out, the dealer support is by far the best (ok maybe equal to Lexus), and they aren't overly flashy (that's why I bought the Q45). Anyway, if I were a young girl and wanted something that was safe, reliable, and sporty I think I would look at the Acura CL Type S, Acura TL Type S, Audi TT, Lexus IS300, Infiniti G35, Mercedes C class, or Infiniti I35 (kind of an older persons car but they drive pretty good for a front wheel drive car), maybe a Volvo C70 (my 19yr old cousin has a convertible and she loves it), if you like trucks (gas guzzling, school bus driving things) I reccomend the Acura MDX, Toyota Sequoia, or Lexus RX300 (kind of minivanish though). If you want car advise drop me an email...My family and I have owned almost every car besides Bentley, RR, and Lambo. Anyway, good luck...its a hard decision...This girl I date just put a deposit on a new Nissan 350ZX (awesome car for the money) and currently drives a Mercedes E320 4matic (not a bad car..underpowered, floppy handling, but elegant, stylish, reliable) Regards, Andrew

Hey glowgrl...I actually really like ravers...most of them are the coolest people you will ever meet...However, the stereotypical fake raver as seen on that site totally annoys me...That's the type of girl I want to just keep feeding drugs and then feed her some of my big........you fill in the blank...hehehehe...Did you go to the South Street Seaport Party? If so, you can't tell me that wasn't off the hook!!!! By far the best party I have been to in over 5 years...Anyway, keep up the good vibe people....Late Andrew:)

http://www.eneone.com/tuningspork/SLAP.htm "I just did 5 bombs, 4 bumps of meth, 3 bumps of K, 2 bumps of coke...ummm...do you have any pharmies?" "Do you know where the glostick stand is?" That is such sick shit....Speaking of RAVES, I'm psyched for BOO 6...it should be the next hot party to hit the east coast. Anyway, does anyone else think that the Richie Hawtin, Carl Cox, Hippie&Halo, and Eric Morillo party was the best party in the past few years? I haven't read too much positive about it....I thought the venue absolutely rocked, the weather cleared out the people that weren't there for the music, and did I say that the venue rawked...hehehe....The vibe was AWESOME...The people were into the music..RICHIE HAWTIN tore it up like I have never seen (the last time I saw him was in November at Limelight) Also, I saw lots of old Twilo peeps....Anyway, it was cool except for the fact that we got totally soaked, there were no bathrooms, it rained, we couldn't hang outside, the coat check was FUBAR, the ticket situation was out of control (who were those bitch ticket girls? I actually read on Naughtybooth that they were clubplanet people...if so, dont ever talk to me...you girls were completely rude, were obnoxious, and did I mention you were busted!!!!)...Anyway, this was the kind of party that New York needs more of and it gives me some reassurance that the scene is still alive in NYC...I can't wait until Sasha/Digweed tear it up in April and I think this summer is going to be rife with sick parties!!!! Party on and keep the REAL parties alive... Andrew

I heard there is going to be a bar....Anyway, my crew and I are going to meet up at Drinkland on the lower east side prior to going to the show...I'm a younger guy (saturday is my 23rd birthday) and I will be with guys in their late 30's...You wont miss us...We will be drunk and funny...We go out to have lots of fun...Come and join us, you're more then welcome...Drop me an email if you want to meetup and get f'd up...Later Drew

You and your friends should come to Drinkland around 11 to get bombed before hand...Then we're going to check out the 2 DJ's that count Hawtin/Cox...Hope to see you guys there... Drew

Well, I don't do drugs any longer and am really looking forward to hitting this party up "sober." I miss those good old Twilo nights/mornings with Carl dropping the sick beats and playing with my heightened perceptions. Anyway, I haven't seen Cox play since last summer at the PNC bank arts center (also in a big outdoor tent) and am totally psyched! Does anyone know of a good place near the South Street Sea Port to meet up and grab some drinks prior to going out? I'd like to meet some of you peoplem see what you're about, and see if you can keep up with my Ketel One consumption. Anyway, drop me a line and maybe we can have a meetup and get a bit drunk/stoned (pot doesnt count as a drug in my book) before going out. Oh yeah, it's my birthday so I'm probably going to go all out! Let me know people...In the meantime get ready to have a sick night...... Andrew

Whistler, British Columbia...Can you say awesome, cheap skiing? Oh yeah, B.C. bud....Mmmmmm....Its legal too....Have safe trips...I know Im going to have a fun one...Whether its safe..Im never safe on skis Andrew

Alright this party is going to be hot...There is no doubt in my mind about it! Well maybe a little doubt being that the party is at the World. I went there once and the place was a total pickup spot for cheesy "Exit types." (I'm not trying to start an argument..ron't touch subject with 10ft pole....Thank you vely much..lol) Not that I mind the pickup scene, I went because I heard the music was good and that venue was cool. The club is a bit on the small side which isnt terrible, I did find the layout a bit akward, and the dance floor is very tight. I just looked at the World website and saw that tickets are going to be $60 at the door! What the hell is wrong with this club? Anyone know a place where I can save a few bucks. I don't mind parting with the money, I just find $60 for a club a bit overinflated. I mean I'll probably spend another $60 on water/juice...Anyway, thanks for the anticipated assistance and hope to see some of you get down to Deep Dish's progressive beatz.....

H BOMB your name is Gary right? I bet you know who this is...Here is a hint: I talked to Weehawken Brandon the other day...So, what's your story? Give me a ring one of these nights. I called your house not to long ago and was told some strange shit by your moms. Take care.... 2nd hint: My cars: 98 Green Q45 01 Laguna Seca Blue M3 02 White SC430 (Uncle's car that you saw me driving)