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"you shouldn't be standin' here - you could melt all dis stuff" hell yeah - lots of good looking girls at the supermarket OH OH - which reminds me, one time, in chicago marcel and i went for lunch at a place right near where he was working, and the ricki lake show (or some other trashy talk show) was there filming bootylicious nubian princesses prancing around the supermarket in bikinis and high heels... you should have heard some of the shit some that these self righteuos, african sisters had to say at that sight... good lawd point? nope - ain't got one. wasting bandtwidth i am i am.

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA ease up there little girl - (almost missed that one) don't want to make enemies so soon, sweetie

damn - i was hoping that lindsay would teach me a thing or two

i wasn't too happy to hear marcel was moving back to chicago, and then linds went a little while later - that sucked. i'd have no problem driving up to boston to hang for the weekend. chicago's a wee bit different...

i don't know if this old fart can hang with you rockstar - you have NO idea what you're in for.

ooof - you AND marcel AND my lindsay?!?! half the reason i still have a liver is because i have no partners in crime. the two of them are my favorite partners in crime - with you in that mix? hmm - now that i think about, i'm DOWN for THAT. i seriously can't wait to hang, david.

fit in? F*CK NO - and steal my thunder?!?!? woman, i'll kick your ass - and i ain't afraid to fight no girl, either.

ladies and gentlemen - our dear lindsay has lost her bird. a couple sandwiches short of a picnic, one might say. off her rocker, perhaps. eatin' lead paint chips... delusional, even. PLEASE DON'T LET HER GO BACK TO NY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we have enough loose noodles here to begin with.

david - you're a pisser

you have a dean who studies ketamine?

i haven't been able to listen to a cd for the last two days, as my computer is on it's last leg. this thing is ready for the heap BUT - i do have some tasty mp3's for my winamp. been grooving to erick morillo - live at tonic today

keep your eyes open for the really big box with wires poking out of it that ticks really loud, ok?

haggis? what the hells a 'haggis'?

the way my day/week is going, it's probably going to be sent to ny

i expect to be taken to this establishment in october.

HE'S ALIVE!!!! DAAAAAMN - you a rockstar!!!! hey, since you're awake - when's the dates for deep disha nd dave seaman? i know it's sometime in october, but i just found out that sander droolenberg is coming back in town, and i want to make sure i get to goo all over his leg...

that's my boy - getting that liver all primed up for three weeks from now. it's too early to be at work...

c'mon now, tell us what you really think. we're all friends here.

that cuts like a knife, dude.

fuck buying the world a coke, and teaching it how to sing (or whatever that jingle was...) i'd buy it all for me and party like a god damn rockstar - david - all this party talk has got me fired up bigtime...

i love the butterfinger, linds. i do i do but to me, nothing is better than a half melted snickers bar.. ohgreatgoogliemooglie

freaks, both of you

well, however long it takes me to get my two pumps in, then that's how long i am *FLEX* *GRUNT*

it's amazing what good twelve hours of hot monkey banging can do:D who's ready for the weekend?