hunglikahorse

Whenever i'm with my friends i'll just break out dancing. THe thing is i try and do it at the most inoppurtune time. Like we'll be walking to a club, crossing the street with like a hundred cars waiting, and i'll just stop and do like the "Carlton from "Fresh Prince" dance" or do a Michael Jackson moonwalk backwards. My friends just start runnin & laughin. uhh...guess you gotta be there

I have the same problem. Not good at all. Whenever girls see "Herbie" for the first time, all i ever hear is "What the Fuck is that?" or "Just where do you think you're gonna stick that, mister?". Honestly i'm very sensitive, so it hurts my feelings, and i've become well somewhat self-conscious about my member. Being big is not all it's cracked up to be. Believe me. And, as you said, word somehow spreads quickly amongst girls, like you have some kind of disease or something. Honestly, it scares girls and i don't know what to do. I'm thinking of getting a reduction or whatever. THis is driving me nuts.

hahah, (lol) THis shit is hysterical.

lol!! u guys kill me, LMFAO hung

Tomix, And how are we doing today, my fine French friend? Have you been listening to Christina Aguilera again? hung [This message has been edited by hunglikahorse (edited 11-30-2000).]

Excellent thread. This test. Are you to use a toilet paper roll or a paper towel roll? Being well hung is not all it's cracked up to be. There is finding the right size underwear. There are many health and hygiene issues as well. Not to mention the fear you strike into the girl who is seeing you drop trough for the first time. If i had a nickle for every time i've seen that "just seen God" look, i'd retire. Know what i mean? hung

John Holmes and Ron Jeremy, whoever the fuck they are

Thanks for the advice. Can anyone else can help me with my problem? hung

Anyone else have this problem?

Well, uh... i don't wanna brag but....uh-ra...

A big Johnson never hurts (no pun intended) peace

Me? I crack backs. Girl's backs!

Who is who in that pic?

Fuck that. What i wanna know is what were u thinking. U had a chick with no undies, wearing that outfit, practically asking u for it. That's like a chick with implants taking her top off, asking u to feel them and see if they feel real. Does she have to spell it out anymore for u? My man, u shoulda closed that deal, right then & there. next time (if there is one), read my lips, CLOSE THAT DEAL hung

This guy i know is on the board of trustees of Nassau. Last i heard, they were thinking of leveling that school, and turning it into one big parking lot.