hunglikahorse

Whenever i'm with my friends i'll just break out dancing. THe thing is i try and do it at the most inoppurtune time. Like we'll be walking to a club, crossing the street with like a hundred cars waiting, and i'll just stop and do like the "Carlton from "Fresh Prince" dance" or do a Michael Jackson moonwalk backwards. My friends just start runnin & laughin. uhh...guess you gotta be there

I have the same problem. Not good at all. Whenever girls see "Herbie" for the first time, all i ever hear is "What the Fuck is that?" or "Just where do you think you're gonna stick that, mister?". Honestly i'm very sensitive, so it hurts my feelings, and i've become well somewhat self-conscious about my member. Being big is not all it's cracked up to be. Believe me. And, as you said, word somehow spreads quickly amongst girls, like you have some kind of disease or something. Honestly, it scares girls and i don't know what to do. I'm thinking of getting a reduction or whatever. THis is driving me nuts.

hahah, (lol) THis shit is hysterical.

lol!! u guys kill me, LMFAO hung

Tomix, And how are we doing today, my fine French friend? Have you been listening to Christina Aguilera again? hung [This message has been edited by hunglikahorse (edited 11-30-2000).]

Excellent thread. This test. Are you to use a toilet paper roll or a paper towel roll? Being well hung is not all it's cracked up to be. There is finding the right size underwear. There are many health and hygiene issues as well. Not to mention the fear you strike into the girl who is seeing you drop trough for the first time. If i had a nickle for every time i've seen that "just seen God" look, i'd retire. Know what i mean? hung

John Holmes and Ron Jeremy, whoever the fuck they are

Thanks for the advice. Can anyone else can help me with my problem? hung

Anyone else have this problem?

Well, uh... i don't wanna brag but....uh-ra...

A big Johnson never hurts (no pun intended) peace

Me? I crack backs. Girl's backs!

Who is who in that pic?

Fuck that. What i wanna know is what were u thinking. U had a chick with no undies, wearing that outfit, practically asking u for it. That's like a chick with implants taking her top off, asking u to feel them and see if they feel real. Does she have to spell it out anymore for u? My man, u shoulda closed that deal, right then & there. next time (if there is one), read my lips, CLOSE THAT DEAL hung

This guy i know is on the board of trustees of Nassau. Last i heard, they were thinking of leveling that school, and turning it into one big parking lot.

Good point. And i guess someone who's named after a boardgame is an Einstein himself, huh? Little piece of advice for u. Mind ur own business. And another piece of advice. Look out your window. I think the "little yellow bus" just pulled up. hung

I read a post where you were looking to buy a bridge. The Brooklyn bridge, i believe. Well F*ck that! Have i got a deal for u. I'm looking to sell my bridge, the George Washington. I will flat out beat the price offered for the Brooklyn bridge. GUARANTEED! I will not be undersold. It's a steal. Let me know, okay? hung (p.s. do u know anyone interested in a tunnel?) [This message has been edited by hunglikahorse (edited 09-12-2000).]

DWI? oh shit..that is some serious shit WEll, as Richard Pryor so eloquently put it once: "You, can kiss the baby"

Definately reduction!! I'm tired of seeing that frightened, "just seen God"-look on a girls face when I drop trow(ugh). hung

..but look like a man, don't take your clothes off at SF. My opinion. End of story.

I prefer to freeball it. Don't like restricting Herbie. He don't like underwear. peace

F U

I agree. Who gives a flying f*ck. So they're getting a little ass. What? Are yoou jealous?

Uh Danny, not trying to start any trouble, but i just got off the phone with Denny Tsettos. Basically what he said was that u spin like a girl. He said that Jackie Christie laughs at u. He said that u couldn't spin ur way out of a paper bag. I think u need to find Denny and handle ur business. Know what i mean?

Call me. I've got the answer to ur problems. Hung (516) 922-9463 And another thing, just move on. No need to fret. Too many guys in the NYC area. Next!!