nickijay

Yep, you HAVE to take lots and lots of pics!! I always buy a camera with good intentions and it ends up sitting in my drawer for like a year and I always regret it later. And to hell with the ex's, not that any of mine are bugging me, but what the hell?? ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

You need to get rid of this peckerhead, as difficult as it may be!!! I was in the same situation and all it does is bring you down. You want to believe what he's telling you know in your heart your suspicions are correct. Maybe he's at a stage in his life where he's just not sure and he wants to have his cake and eat it too. In my situation we broke up and got back together and miracle of miracles, this guy truly loved me, but by that point I was just done with the whole situation. I couldn't forget the past and I lost all the respect I had for him. All this guy is going to do for you in the long run is make you lose your self-esteem. As some people have pointed out -- you need to listen to your intuition. Mine has NEVER failed me in relationships. I've always been right and I'll never doubt myself again in a situation such as this. First loves are hard, but everyone has one. Now you can look forward to your future love(s). ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Of course it's ok, and this is coming from an authority on the subject!!! I think we're in trouble, buddy.... ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

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Hey guys, I'm not the author of this!!! It's just a funny....thought some chicks would get a giggle from it. That's all. Sincerely, Nicki ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

***The nice men are ugly. ***The handsome men are not nice. ***The handsome and nice men are gay. ***The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. ***The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. ***The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money, think women are only after their money. ***The handsome men without money are afer our money. ***The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat hereosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. ***The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. ***The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!! ***The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. ***NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??? ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Muscles are beautiful on a man as long as they're not tooooo out of control and the dude doesn't walk like he's got something wedged up his ass!!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Yep, your body does start to feel it more as you get older, but it still won't stop me!!! I'll be going to that retirement home mentioned above, with my walker... I don't ever want to stop!!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I was going to say Elizabeth Bridal in Hoboken, too.... ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

If I could I'd grow, but it just doesn't happen... I know a lot of people would kill to be in my shoes and have my "problems".. I don't mean to complain, it's just I want to look good when I go clubbing and I see all of these hot outfits but they're are just too big!! And to Divalicious...you are far from average, you hot, sexy mama.....I'm jealous that everything fits you like it was custom made for your curves!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

UH-OH!! Maybe they don't make shoes in that size anymore, ha ha!! I still can't get over that guy who said that to me. I feel your pain!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Thank you, thank you!! No prob w/ long pants b/c I have to hem everything as it is!! I've become pretty savvy with the sewing needle!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I appreciate everyone's suggestions, really!! I've been to all the stores mentioned. I think what put me over the edge was yeserday I tried on an xm mini, cool print and it fell down. If I'm not an extra small, what the hell am I? There's no category for me Once in a blue moon I can find something, and I don't mean to bitch b/c I know there are thousands of women who have probs finding clothes to fit, but I feel like the sizes are so ridiculous. I'm less than zero for God's sake!!! How can someone be less that zero? And don't even get me started on shoe size. I'm a 5 and some dude in a shoe store had the balls to tell me that "they don't make that size anymore b/c it doesn't sell". Oh, ok asshole, so all the women with size 5 feet are now going to walk around barefoot. I almost bitchslapped the dick. OK, I'm getting all heated up again!! It just makes me so mad. Gap kids is ok for tee shirts and stuff but I have a butt and hips so the pants don't fit right. Well, I guess there are worse things to bitch about but I needed to vent. Thanks for listening . ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

In Clumsy Smurf's defense, I fall down a lot and I'm not always drunk, just on the weekends, hee hee. Just kidding!!:0 ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

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Hee hee, that's really funny! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Well, not really a club, but in '93 I met a guy in D'Jais down the Jersey shore and ended up with him for 5 years. I'm not with him anymore, but one of my college friends married a guy she met there and I know about three other couples who met there and ended up married!!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

How does it go?..."Take your shirts off now, but not everybody. Some of you should leave your shirts on." hee hee ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Another Aries to add to the collection! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

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Thanks for your your advice, girls. I'm short -- 5'1 and weigh under 100lbs. I'm always hemming things myself. As for custom made clothes, they just aren't in my budget unfortunately. I haven't checked out many petite sections in a while b/c I used to find the clothes to be not very hip. (OK for work, but not play...) It def. does depends on the brand, and sometimes even the brand is not consistent. It's very frustrating, but I know that probably the majority of girls have probs. getting the right fit when shopping. I think it's getting to me b/c I haven't had any luck in a while. Anyway, thanks again for the advice! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I'm so frustrated I'm about to scream!!! OK, in H.S. I was a size 3 or 5 jrs. Now it seems like a 1 is too big. No-one wants to hear it, I know, but being too small is almost as bad as being too big. Something has happened to clothing sizes over the years....The Gap used to start at a 1 or a 2 and then along came the 0 (whatever that is..how can you be a 0?) so I was all excited, thinking I could finally buy some clothes. Turns out the 0 is really a 1 or 2 in disguise. It just kills me. I went to the mall tonight to try to find some clubby outfits and everything was just too damn big. Does anyone else have this prob? If so, where do you shop? Kids pants are out b/c even though I'm small I have hips and kids pants aren't cut right, plus sometimes the length is too short. Summer is not so much of a prob. for some reason, but Fall and Winter are tough seasons for me. I'm going to become a hermit and stay home naked!!!! Yikes, can anyone relate?? I know I'm not the only small girl around! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I want boys. The younger the better!! No, just kidding. Boys are good to play with. It doesn't matter if they're bad if you're just playing. Men are for the real thing. ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

If you are still feeling the sting of a previous burn it is very difficult to enter a meaningful relationship with someone. Usually the person that follows a hurtful situation is the "rebound" person. Once all the pain is gone you can open yourself up to a new relationship. It honestly IS tough in this day and age to date and find someone. Even though I've been burned in the past I know there's someone out there in the future for me somewhere. I'm not actively looking for him but I feel there's someone out there somewhere for me.....WHERE THE HELL IS HE???????? hee hee, NO, seriously I'm finding that the older I get, the more difficult it is but my attitude now is if I'm meant to be with someone I will be and if not, oh well. Right now I'm just having a good time and going with the flow. You've got to kiss a lot of toads b/f you find your prince, or princess or whatever. Just don't settle for less than you deserve. I'm so wise in my old age...... ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

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