nickijay

When it comes to underwear, I really do lead a double life. I never wear it with my club clothes b/c of the lines. I wear thongs to work b/c I just feel too wild w/o my underpants on....Divalicous makes fun of me b/c I wear it to bed but not out at night. I don't know, I just sleep in a tank top and underthingies, panties, whatever. I can't sleep in a thong b/c it goes right up my butt, however during the day it doesn't. I don't know why and I'm rambling on. AAckk, bedtime, i'm tired. Let me go put on my panties, hee hee.... ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I had a very well-endowed boyfriend a couple of years ago. To put it plain and simple, he sucked in bed. I think he thought his size was all it took. I swear, he was awful...no creativity, just laid there. Clueless, totally clueless. On the flip side of the coin, I had a boyfriend who wasn't so lucky in the size dept. He was probably one of the best I've had!! He was incredible in bed.... ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I second that!!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I'm going on Friday to get my first one!! It's going to be on my lower back and it's going to be a postage stamp of the Union Jack with the words "Made In" above it and "England" below. I'm psyched, but that'll be it for me and tatoos. ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE [This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 09-12-2000).] [This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 09-12-2000).]

My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me. My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee. My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second and third. My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures. My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow. My dick is so big, movie theatres now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick. HEE HEE, from a list of 101 from: Michael "Air" Biza PS: I don't have a dick, but I thought these were funny! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Uh-oh, I'll be 33 years young on April 11!!! to everyone!!! UKNJ@aol.com ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE [This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 09-12-2000).]

Ha! Ha! Ha! That's even funnier, hooooo, that cracks me up!! I bet that guy just kept going too.... ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I agree, Israeli -- yay!!!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

In England your cake hole is your mouth. Regardless of which end it is, I still don't want to squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of it. Ouch. No kids, I'd rather have a puppy! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Wouldn't that be a total insult for a girl to spit it out? Who does that???? ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Done! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

That cracketh this chick up!!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

At this point I'd take ANY time sex!!! But good for you. I'm glad someone's getting some!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I've done it a couple of times and have to say it was really good, but this one time in college was just too funny! We were both wearing work boots and just couldn't get them off so he just kept his jeans around his ankles which really messed things up. (I had been wearing a skirt so that came right off!!) Gives a whole new meaning to "knocking boots", or no, wait, maybe not....All I know is it was awesome and I'll never forget the "sex with boots on" as we referred to it from that point on. ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Meaning ID, money, gum, lipstick, whatever...During the summer, clothes are so small and my outfits ususally don't have pockets. Winter they may, but I hate having stuff in my pockets. I once tried to put my money and ID in my boot, but I ended up losing my $$$ and it was a pain in the ass. Was just wondering.. ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I'm right behind you on that one, especially the honesty part. Yep, I second you all da way!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I can't dance with a purse!!! My clubbing friend, known to all here as Divalicious, made these ID size black satin drawstring pouches with an elastic drawstring and I usually hold it in my hand or put it up high on my arm. It's all torn up from stuffing it this summer, so my girl's going to have to whip out her sewing needle!! Hee hee I lose so much stuff when I go out. The insanity has to stop!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Napster rules!!!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

OMG, don't lie? I've dated some of the biggest liars ever, especially the last peckerhead I went out with. He told so many lies that he had to lie to cover up his lies!!! The thing is when you catch a guy lying to you, they still keep lying. Girls are way more truthful, or at least I am. I'm sorry some of you guys are having probs. w/the chicks, but there will never be complete understanding between the two sexes! I don't think I'll ever understand men! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

Being bored at work sucks. I'm really busy, but I can't get away from this board b/c I had lost my internet access for about a month and now that I finally have it back, I can't seem to get back to doing what I'm supposed to be doing. On top of everything, my co-workers and my boss keep interrupting me. The nerve!!!! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I used to get headaches like the one you're describing and they'd last for days and no amount of advil in the world would make them go away. Anyway, I got into a car accident and had to see a chiropractor for my neck and he told me he could remedy my headaches. I went to him for about a year and I rarely get one now. I don't know, maybe it's all in my head, ha ha! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

What I want to know is where are the fellas who know how to make me laugh? Funny men are hard to come by, and a good sense of humor is an awesome quality... I once met a guy who, initially, was so not my type but he had me in stitches by the end of the night and we ended up in a five year relationship. I haven't found anyone quite that funny since! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

ok, divalicious my friend, was this directed towards me b/c i burned you this weekend? Let me just say that reformed smokers are the worst when it comes to this soapbox!!! Pot smoking is just as harmful to one's health but you're all for that, right? If everyone who smoked cigarettes lit up a joint in a club instead of a cigarette, I guarantee you'd come home just as stinky!!! I take offense to this and I don't smoke all of the time as it is. Sorry about the burn, or burns... but when you go to a crowded club you have to realize that some things just come with the territory, like having your foot stepped on or having a drink spilled all over you. I've been burned on many occasions myself. I think you need to think back to when you were a smoker, b/c like I said, I've been on both sides of the fence on this issue,but I never went off on my friends about it! Peace dude! ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

omg, i can still do Rubik's cube!! (Without removing the stickers!) ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE

I have a typewriter, hee hee, and I totally relate to your dilemma b/c I needed one to fill out applications for teaching certification a few years ago. If you have no luck finding one you are welcome to use mine, but you'd have to come and get it... ------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE