mattyparsons

keep bumping this shit up, i want everyone to see this one ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

twilo is the only club i've ever been to where i can hear the next day. everywhere else i get cotton ear for a day or two. ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

attn all users of this message board many of you have seen post from a user named lee-kim. this person is obviously not mature enough to handle being around people other than his parents. if you see any replies or posts of his, just don't respond to it. his racism is not welcome, and let's show him that. each time we respond to his childish name-calling he probably gets a hard on. don't sexually please this fuck ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

"wait until my father finds out i'm here, he'll have me transfered to one of those classy joins where they treat you like a person, with respect, with sheets and towels like a big hotel with GREAT DRUGS for all of us mental patient lunatics" ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

"we see a deadly sin on every street corner and we tolerate it....we tolerate it because it's common" - seven ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

hel-LO, dj rap!!!! good lord she's hot as for oakenfold, he's frumpy looking and i hear he's about five foot nothing, and probably weighs about a buck ten, wet ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

granddaddy of all cool pics ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

homer waking up from a heart attack- "oh doctor i went to a wonderful land filled with fire and brimestone. and there were all these men in red pajamas poking me with hot pitchforks." ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

i'm not getting into this one, you're obviously not old enough to be in these clubs in the first place ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

hey that's real great buddy......tell ya what, next time i'm out i'll make sure to look for your pointy white kkk hat so i can meet you in person, you sound like a hell of a cool guy! or maybe looking for you in a club is the wrong idea, maybe i'll just swing by your parents house and look in the basement for you ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

ok, it better not be 21 because i already got tix for me and deanna11!!!!! if i get there and they check my id and tell me it's 21, heads will roll. ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

george acosta spun it at MOS ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

PAULa abdoul? (sp?) i don't think she sucks! as for oakenfold and pvd......if you have ears, bow before them and grovel for forgiveness of your sins ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

try nair next time.... one of my lifeguards did it once ........after he told us, we never looked at him the same way again...... ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

you know what? that picture of dj rap has made me do some serious thinking..... i'm gonna have to change my vote to 1. dj rap 2. dj rap 3. dj rap 4. dj rap 5. (three guesses, and the first two don't count) ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

i wholeheartedly agree that it's more about the person than the race....but seriously do you think anyone on this board would actually say "i'm against interacial couples"?? this is new york, not down south....we are fortunate enough to have family trees that branch ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

i heard a great quote the other day "one of the candidates is a complete moron, and the other is having a really hard time defeating him" you wanna know what? if bush wins, i don't wanna call myself an american because it means more people in this country voted for a complete idiot who has no idea what to do other than what daddys tells him to ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

last time i was at soundfactory they played zombie nation.....it was my second, and last time in that club ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

paul van dyk paul oakenfold sasha carl cox pete tong i know these are the standard answers, but hell...... i agree!! ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

well, when it comes down to it, i'd much rather see carl cox and hear him play one shitty anthem than go to exit or sounfactory and hear a shitty dj play a whole 8 hours of them. ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

dear lord, i love the ceiling lights at twilo.....i just look at them and zone out.......so awesome ------------------ beer is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

anyone else wish carl hadn't played zombie nation last night? ------------------ and on the 6th night god said "let there be trance, and dancing!" and on the 7th day he rested and it was damn good

his name wouldn't happen to be garry sinette would it??? everyone keep your eyes out for this guy, he's a total asshole. he lies and steals. he's a big s.factory guy and he claims to be a "promoter".......which he's not. so if someone comes up to you saying his name is garry sinette and he promotes....kick him in the nuts for me ------------------ and on the 6th night god said "let there be trance, and dancing!" and on the 7th day he rested and it was damn good