sosultan

I hear Europa is a descent spot. What else is ‘happening’ in terms of clubs, lounges, etc.

Funny shit: It's that time of year again... > > Christmas Party Advice > > Some helpful hints for the upcoming Christmas party. > Advice from Letterman on some Christmas etiquette > > Office Christmas Party Tips for the Moderation > Challenged... > > > > 10. Once your pantyhose have a big "Easy Access" hole > in the > > upper thigh, just take 'em off already. You're not > fooling anyone > > there, classy-chick. > > > > 9. The president of your company does NOT want to know > how YOU > think things are REALLY going. Cause you know what? If > anyone really > cared,YOU'D be president. So just move along, > smarty-pants. > > 8. Eat any and all cheese products you are offered > throughout the > evening. It works. I don't know why, but it does. I > choose not > to look that particular gift horse in the mouth. Just > stick to the > cheese and be grateful. > > 7. Arrive at the party assuming you are going to be put > in a cab > and sent home. Translation, know your address, or at > least have it > written down somewhere. And for god's sake, hang on to > some cab > fare. > > 6. Nothing says class like a woman double fisting Bud > from the > bottle. (Use a cup, just this once.) > > 5. If your party is open bar all evening long, you've > hit > "BONANZA". Pace yourself, or you'll be pissed in the > morning when you > realize you were sent home in time to watch Jeopardy. If > your party is > open > bar only for an hour, offer to help "organize" so you can > get there > early and hoard alcohol for yourself and your friends. > If your party is > cash bar only, consider quitting now. It's only December > 12--you can > get a new job at a company that will at least pick up the > friggin' bar tab > for an hour. Jeez-it's Christmas, tight-ass! > > 4. Just because you can't see others while you're > hooking up with > your intern on the dance floor doesn't mean others can't > see YOU. > > 3. If you've fallen down more than once, and you still > want to > keep your job, thanks for playing, we have some nice > parting gifts for > you, buh bye. Check yourself out before someone has to > check you in to > the emergency room. (Note: Stumbling is perfectly > legal. Falling > and hitting the ground is not. More than once.) > > 2. Your body, especially your hands, do not belong > anywhere > within 6 inches of your boss's body. Not for any reason, > period. If you > find your hands in need of something to do, get another > drink for > crying out loud. Or wait till you get home, Spanky. > > And my number one piece of Office Christmas Party Advice > for the > Moderation Challenged is... > > 1. Stay a drink or two behind anyone you really don't > like. > Think of the hours and hours of fun and excitement you > will have talking > about what a drunken fool they were at the party the next > day! > (Oh...sure, I had 10 g&t's, but you'd think SHE'D at > least slow down after > number 11...duh?!?!?) > > > Happy holidays everyone!!!

Let me know if the russian tea room party works out. The place is notorious for their drinks, throw a good dj in there and you got your party essentials. Good meeting you the other night BTW.

you know your brooklyn...

Church ave. over here… Not the greatest nightlife but apts are fairly descent.

I see this board is still going strong. Keep it up ladies

We can all pitch in 10 bucks a person and come up with a brochure on “Enhancing Giving Head” for the inexperienced minds of the women of tristate area.

If you enjoy loungy clubs, try Cafe de Pari' or China White. Make sure to call in ahead.

Nice man, I'll be there.

why not fill us in on those 'real bad ones'?

In two weeks I'll be at the Big Apple... Anyone knows someone from a Brooklyn area who's looking for a roomate?

that would hurt

I'm already all over village voice... thinking about getting a studio at Park Slope any good brokers anyone can recommend?

it hurts to even think think about that shit... my deepest condolences

a lot of them are just plain silly

What has worked for you in the past when you were looking for an apt? Greately appreciated..

fanatism gone in a bad direction... somehow he was raised truly believing that U.S. is to blame for all the shit that ever happened to the Muslim world. It's fucking unusual to see a guy worth billions spend his life living in holes and desert.

You sample out a few flavors, and then you get the one that's so delicious you can't get your tongue off of it.

But of course the latter one:D

hands down TastyT

rude boy youth is a fuckin' anal expert... I am surprised he hasn't put up a response yet.

I don't know why you and the xtcgirl think I got rejected at the door after I clarified that her assumption is off. My last visit to SF was over 6 months ago and I didn't have problems getting in. I have no personal problems with Paris, I don't even know what that transvesy looks like. I inquired into her history simply out of boredom & curiousity sake. To clarify, you don't have to personally know someone to form your impression on them. I have no doubts that Sadam Hussein is a dirt bag that shouldn't be alive, though I never met the man. Similarly, the Paris' nasty rep convinced me that she is a bitch. Judging from this thread (and many others), it seems to be the predominant opinion, which in turn justifies the 'cunt' label I gave her. RBY said it best, "who gives a fuck about Paris?" For those of you who take this shit a lil too seriously, you need to relax a bit. If you noticed, I lost my interest in Paris early in this thread shortly after the crackwhore came at me with her nasty, ghetto bitch style. I let this thing go a while ago, while she just couldn't contain from tossing insults left and right. I don't think I witnessed another CP member getting pleasure from unloading such nastiness. I guess that's one way to feed off your emotions...

I don't think that there's such thing as my type of girl. Whether a woman is a blond, brunette, tall, short, big rack or not, white, caucasian or black, it don't really matter as long as there's something sexy about her. Given, most of us prefer women who are in good shape ( a nice ass is a must for me), but there's no set 'my type' standard that I go by. I'm 21 and still can't figure out for myself whether I drool more over blondes or brunettes. Some day...

what do you go by shady? (when you spin)

I'd do it. Providing you exchange photos and get on the phone prior to the date. Now blind dates is a different story...