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allishara

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  1. I know he was in San Fran till Christmas Eve - but Im not sure where he's been since!!
  2. cool it Michael Jackson... Shouldn't you be hanging out at the Coliseum right now?? Liquid - I was referring to Cigs signature. Not directed at you hon Just the pedafile above.... DKNY - thanks girlfriend!! Someone sent it to me in an EMail once and I thought it was awesome
  3. You are too funny!!!! that was awesome
  4. Im sick of grown men with naked boys attached to thier sigs.
  5. PS - I just picked up something on my GAY-dar. Whats up with the little boy with his pants down in your sig? Hmmm - is someone a little light in the loafers? Email me you pedafile
  6. and yet you continue to dig your hole deeper.... and deeper ..... and deeper..... What is your goal here?? For people to agree with you?? ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN To express your opinion?? WELL NO ONE CARES You can type... and type... and type until you develop carpul tunnel and its not going to matter!! You keep this up and you'll be added to the Tri State Area BANNED list with Laurie619. Keep up the good work dicccck!
  7. P-diddy - you are one smart cookie I'll buy you a drink next time I see you.... But JPDD needs the dollar - the woman has been on welfare since she moved out... LOL. and.... eheeeem - Jen-a-faaaaah, why did you call that gaylord?! Im calling you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Are you at your mothers house AGAIN?! You dont live there anymore - "go to your HOME!!" "What are you too good for your home?!?!" Name the movie and I'll give you a dollar (cause you know your broke ass needs it...lol) Im not sure. I have to call the ol' ball and chain and see. Im bored blondie - email me.
  9. You go girl!!! Back to the subject - you going tonight!??
  10. I dont like eggnog myself - but this tastes awesome!!
  11. Spanish eggnog called Coquito??? Its delicious!! Nothing like liquid breakfast
  12. this is pretty funny...... INTERESTING FACTS: 1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) 2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) 3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Oh my God...!) 4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) 5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy) (I'm still not over the pig) 6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home .. maybe at work) 7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....") 8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine??) 9. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) 10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.) 11. Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know) 12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) 13. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) 14. Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) 15. A cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) 16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) 17. Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) 18. Polar bears are left-handed. (Who knew...? Who cares!) 19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about the pig????)
  13. What are YOU doing in here Tommaso?? If the subject said "Anything Cool to do in Hoboken" then I can see you posting here, but not for this. PS - your sig is gay
  14. Do I have to like - go there to get them?? Im just a tad too lazy to do that.... maybe I'll just send JPDD as my messenger Isnt there like... ummm... I duno... a metro lounge website thingamajiggy that I can order them from?? Nothing like the last minute, ehh??
  15. How much it is for Metro for New Years Eve. This has probably been brought up like 75 million times already - Im too lazy to search it though... Thanks...
  16. CONGRATS! You're a Depth Charge! Yaaarr... scurvy dog! You drink like a sailor and think like one too. LOL - under category: Things I already knew!! My mother would be so proud
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