allishara

Soo.. im headed there on Saturday.. rumor has it theres some type of lil party going on.. will you be there? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

anyone going this friday? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Hey ya horses ass-- what the F is wrong with ya brain ova there?.. HONESTLY-im totally convinced you have some sort of chemical embalance simply because of these posts you conjured up from.. wait.. gimme a sec...... ok.. from 10 in the AM till.. hmm.. hold on... ok.. 3:30 PM??????? You put your heart n soul into each.. for what reason?.. seriously.... All Joking Aside: WHAT IS YOUR GOAL HERE? to prove that all the WOMEN you stated in the above post are indeed BITCHES?.. is that all babyhead?.. is that all you want?.. Ok then.. well then I -allishara- hereby claim that I am truly.. ya ready.. A BITCH.. No, No, No.. wait.. im THE BITCH.. or wait.. #1 Bitch.. el numero uno B-Otch.. and if im driving my car then im A BITCH on wheels.. and if im eatin candy im a SWEET BITCH.. and if i fell in the mud then i am ONE DIRTY BITCH.. and when i go out on the weekends im a SEXY FUCKING BITCH.. and when i tell a joke im a FUNNY ASS BITCH.. on Monday im a BITCH.. on Tuesday im a BITCH.. and from Wednesday through Sunday... (say it with me sweetie).. IM A BITCH.. So.. ehem.. Mr.Darkhorse.. just like the song.. "a horse is a horse".. well.. i guess "a bitch is a bitch" You can sugar coat the word anyway you want.. it all goes down the same pipe well, now that we got all the way past 100 posts i hope this solves this lil issue youve been having on CLUBnyc and will help you to sleep better at nite.. NOW GET BACK TO WORK! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

everyone should go.. im going! should be fun ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

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ummmm..... what? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Sundays?.. smoke weed.. alllll daaaaay looooong then eat like a wildabeast at the diner ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Thank you!.. my brother and his girlfriend were going to go on friday nite and tell me how it was.. but it was $10 for guys and it was too packed so they went to bar Miami.. im from Union County as well.. i moved here recently from Hudson County so i dont really know too many people from around here.. but thanks for your help.. i think we're going to stop there on friday nite.. we need a local place ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Thanks!.. are you from Union County?? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Ugggh..theres soo many cheezy flicks i luv Drop Dead Fred Dead Man On Campus <-FUN-NEEEEE Big Man On Campus <--anyone heard of it? Goodfellas Godfather (only I & II) My Girl Young Frankenstein Billy Madison Dont Be A Menace To South Central Without Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood Pretty in Pink <--all time FAV Muppets Take Manhattan Tommy Boy Sleepers Ghostbusters Scream (only the first one) The Graduate i can go on and on.. BUT.. last nite i saw SNATCH .. it was sooooo goooooood i highly recomend it people... go see it!.. it was really funny ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

alright.. someone gimme the dirt if ya got it.. has anyone heard of the place KARMA in Elizabeth?.. ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

as for the question on the bmw 330. get it! it's a phat ride... handles like no other car i've ever driven... well at least not ones under $80 grand. i have a 740 myself, but the 330 definitely handles better.

Oooooh Boy.. you know the horse? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

alright wait.. im not really..umm.. understanding you.. Correct me if im wrong here Horse.. i can call you Horse, can i?.. Ok.. YOU my friend said in the above post that.. i duno.. some crap about them and they have childish comebacks and you wont.. umm.. i think it was "stoop" to their level.. and bla bla.. the level was below zero.. and bla blaaah... Am I Correct? Well.. what level can you find the terms "fat, ugly and smelly".. Geeez talk about K-head (k meaning Kindergarten, eh?)and Elephant boy lookin?.. Whaaaaaaaa? Ohh.. but YOU get "mad ladies"?..you a butta pecan rican?.. Ayyyyyy Papi Chulo.. maybe you know LatinoLoco? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

i gotta keep a low profile here.. my boss thinks im on Queer.com alll day long cause of that stupid advertisment on top.. im soooo fired.. i can smell it ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

ya kiddin me?.. ya think im HIM? come on Bump.. you know MY material.. i act like a lezbo and that im in LuuuuuV with Sinsational.. then ill call someone ugly and make fun of the way you type and bla bla blaaaaaah.. thats ME NOT him and dont you think i had a hidden agenda here i wouldve come up with a better screename than a MyLittlePony type? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

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Ya kidding?.. thats probably the FUNNIEST movie of all time.. (slight exageration.. but you know what im gettin at) ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

cute website papichulo ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

wanna know what i hate even more?.. well, i dont hate it.. i just wish something else was in its place... The lil billboard type thing on top thats for QUEER.com.. the people here at work will come to my desk to talk to me and theyll take a quick peek at my comp.. and TADA!..there it is.. clear as day..... i think they think im on some queer website all day.. grrrrrreat and this is my life ladies n gentlemen... ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

how annoying is that little fucking screen that shoots up every two minutes when you come on the board.. i dont really know what its about but the first 2 seconds of it goes "Creation is more than just a .. bla blah blaaaaaa".. its a little box that-i think- on the top says IBM Microsomething... i fucking hate that thing... ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

sometimes i really wonder about you... ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

i know man.. i read that over and i was like "shit, what the F just happened to me?".. Ehhh.. its late... V-Day = ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

> Your mama is so fat: > > > When she hauls ass she has to make two trips. > > When she dances she makes the band skip. > > When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her > 13 > years to live. > > She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (<- clearly the winner) > > Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. > > When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts. > > Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. > > Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." > > She has to iron her pants on the driveway. > > The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. > > All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 > Patrons OR Yo Mama" > > When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. > > Instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's. > > When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. > > She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. > > She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her. > > She could sell shade. > > When she crosses the street, cars look out for her. > > People jog around her for exercise. > > I ran around her twice and got lost. > > She gets runs in her jeans. > > Her blood type is Ragu. > > When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an > estimate. > > If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it! > > She has to put her belt on with a boomerang. > > She can't even jump to a conclusion. > > She broke her leg and gravy dripped out. > > She went to the movies and sat next to everyone. ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Thanks chikky ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage