allishara

wut up niga ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Me and my two girlfriends were headed to Exit one nite.. Me and my one friend Maria are the only ones that do E.. my other friend doesnt.. on the way there we picked up pills.. Then, right when we were about to get onto the parkway, Maria screams from the backseat "PULL OVER!".. we did and she opened the door and threw up the chinese food that she ate for dinner.. she still wanted to go out but Tiziana and I decided that she should just go home... Soooo.. as i drop my first pill we were hanging out in the hip hop room for a quick minute.. then as we were walking out i started talking to some guy who was smokin pot so i joined him.. then lil Tiz came running over with some random guy that she just met who was buying her drinks all nite.. she smoked with us and her "mystery date" left her with us.. i started dancing then looked to my left and saw Tiz passed out on the floor.. i tryed to focus in on her to see if i was seeing things..but there she was- practicly unconscious... i ran over to her and she stood up and said "i need air".. we walked for a lil bit then she just plopped her butt down near the steps.. i sat next to her and rubbed her back but alls i kept thinking to myself was "what the F is going on..".. then some fat EMT guy came over and brought her near the Exit and gave her his coat.. she refused to leave though.. we found our friend Kevin and he said he would drive my car home cause i couldnt function properly.. she got into the car and put the music up realllllly high and then screamed "I CANT STOP MOVING MY TOES!".. then lowered the music and started rambling on and on about how lucky we are to live so close to New York.. she goes "awww.. Look!.. its the New York Waterway!.. do you know how many people would KILL to live near the New York Waterway?!.. we are soo lucky!".. then rolled the window down (mind you its about 2 below outside) and stuck her body from the waist up outside the window with her arms spread open wide and yelled really loud "I LOVE NEW YOOOOOOORK!" whatever that guy slipped in her drink must of been some good as shit.. ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

i have never been so bored in my life.. my boss just called and said that i can leave by 12.. this is going to be the longest 2 hours EVER ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

where is that post anyways????? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

whats up with Meadows roomate?...wierdo ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

im just kiddin with ya girlfriend! Shots are on the house! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Sorry.. but if we ALL were to meet.. ALLISHARA would be bartending Can i see some ID young lady? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

hes locked in his basement chained to his turntables... call him! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

OMG! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Yea.. But everyone likes me here.. wish i can say the same for you ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

well if it doesnt bore you.. than you must luuuuuv it, eh?.. well then why talk shit about the people you admire? why dont you sign up for Sin's class and then get back to me... until then dont post things that make Allishara sleepy she's still at work ya know! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Hey there smart guy!.. check the month you started ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Go cry me a river of invisible tears and get off the damn board if you dont like it... ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

cuz its funnnnnnnnny!!!!! Duuh! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

is there a song out there that you just cant listen to or your ears will bleed?.. It could be ANY song from ANY year.. The kind where when it comes on when your driving somewhere and your ready to bash your head into the dashboard?... i have one... that stupid fucking song.. "Sorry Mrs. Jackson... i am for reaaal.. Never meant to make ya daughter cryy".. I HATE THAT SONG!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

call me ya nut! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

I knew it!.. your cutting class arent you! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

they should seriously take away your internet privileges at work....your wasting it.. go look at porn or something ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

shouldnt you be in 3rd period english or something?.. your ALWAYS making new posts! what do have mono or something? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

whats it like? ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

ya dun tuff ass?... call me when your back to normal ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

Ooooh.... i cant wait till he reads that one!.. YOU GO GIRL! ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

JAV you suck ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage

i'll be there ------------------ Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage