allishara

I called that lil freak-- I told him to switch his party to ABYSS last nite cause I heard Tribecca was a skank-hole.... did you go??... How was it??.... Where is Dr. Evil anyways.....................

Emm-- you seriously need to get laid..... alli

I was there-- i remember throwing ice at someone--and i remember ...... ummm....well... thats it... Soooo Sleeeepy.........

your F'in sick Emm...

Happy B-DAY Java-Lava-Ding-Dong!! i'll see you tonite..

JAV: Call me about this:D

thats the best thing i ever read on this damn bored!-- we're totally on the same page -- great minds think alike i suppose.. heehee -- Theres nothing wrong with a few friends and a couple drinks on a saturday night.. kinda keeps your sanity.. check your PM:D

JAVY!-- What the F!-- i didnt know it was your B-DAY this week?.. ill call you in a few... make sure YOU answer the phone.. the people at your job scare me...

"i woke up and my pants unbutton.... owwhhhh.. i cant even blow bubble when i drive cab..."

very romantic.......

"I can pull large pieces of furniture out of my ass...." JB

Ooh-- cause BrookLAWN smells like roses?.. gimme a BREAK... ------------------ "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with"....

who you talkin to?... Chester? ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

have you ever been to Tempts?.. you may like it ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

Wait a sec!.. what about Threes Companys Mr. Firly?? and those scarfs he wore!.. what a hunk ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

"Eyyyy ..Im Ova Hea Now" Whats up pussy cat... and your advice shouldve been to ALWAYS listen to what ALLISHARA has to say.. and to attend BoaVista every Friday nite for a wild game of fuseball... -its a joke my lil Newarkians... laugh it off ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

i was in a HBO flick.. The Joey Dipalo Story.. it was one of those HBO First Looks about a kid with Aids that lived in Brooklyn... i dont think a lot of people saw it though ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

Boy, i always thought i went un-noticed on the board... aww, i feel so special now ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

i suck.. i think everyones talkin about me and then i wont talk to anyone.. but EVERYTHING is soooo funny.. and i get soo pissed if someone doesnt agree with me about something.. i get so offended.. and with all that ill smoke anyways.. peer pressure, uggghhhhh ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

Heyyyy stranger! i wrote you some crap under your YAHOO name!.. ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

LADIES LADIES LADIES.. now tell me you cant relate to AT LEAST 5 of these.... too funnnnny... TO ALL THE DRUNK WOMEN: 19 CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN ... 1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are. 2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies room. 3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass. 4. In your last trip to "pee" you realize you now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess you were just four hours ago. 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating. 6. You start crying. 7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work. 8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd. 9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5th grade teacher. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming. 11. You've forgotten where you live. 12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from the cigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10x's by now) you only smoke when you drink. 13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin or vodka. 14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza. 15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way but..." 16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it. 17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves. 18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!). 19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really want to. ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

i'm allison... but you can call me alli ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

OH MY GOD.. i so know what your saying.. my friends are like "are you even listening to yourself?.." and i go "you just dont understand..." ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

Best part of that whole song: "So fast-other dj's say "dammn"...if rhyme was a drug, i'd sell it by the gram" ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*

i wish i never dyed my hair.. i wish i didnt eat that chocolate chip cookie at midnite.. i wish my boss would give me a raise.. i wish i got along with my parents better.. i wish i had a fridge full of mint chocolate chip ice cream... i wish i went to college.. i wish i was still a virgin.. i wish i wasnt such a messy drunk.. i wish i could meet Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen.. i wish it was 5 c'clock on friday already.. i wish i had a booty... i wish i had more wishes..... ------------------ *shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...*