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when was the last time you went bowling . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

i can see why she left . . . i'm gonna buy you a fuckin backbone for christmas . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

wow . . . that seems very, very low . . . i think i average 96 thrusts a minute for 15 min . . . ouch, my ego's growing exponentially . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

having one person that consistantly picks up the tab . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

pssstt . . . we also talk about sex . . . don't tell my mommy . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

naw . . . kiss my ass . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

i was reading about him and saw his picture . . . on the side of a milk carton . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

i went to a very small college . . it was called . . . F U --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

i'm black . . . only from the waist down . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

mine here at work is a dell, 266 pentium II. it glitches when i have too many windows open. but the connection is fast as shit, a T3 line . . . that's why i love posting to you fools. . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

be afraid . . . be very afraid . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

SHUT UP . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

got tylenol? --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

i'm not a fan of the Knicks. . . but i sweat Ewing cause he's a Georgetown boy! i think it's a tough deal for the big guy. BTW, how comes he wears a suit a brings a briefcase to game . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

fine, i'll give an explanation . . . the portions are unequal. when you mix the tomato juice + vodka into the pure vodka, the pure vodka has less in proportion, 1 tablespoon. so you're adding a the same amount, although diluted, to a smaller portion . . . i don't have an answer about the rich guy yet . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

and i feel like i just took it up the ass . . . fuckin taxes and deductions are killin me . . . thank god for 15% 401k and $.75 match . . . ira anyone . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

i think talking and writing are great forms of therapy . . . maybe we could get Dave the administrator to add a section on this site strictly for that use . . . from my short time here, i can feel the sincerity of everyone that posts. we've developed into a strong community and at the same time we are total strangers. if someone has a problem about relationships, work, or social life, there are many meaningful replies that really try to console or counsel that person. i've been on the receiving end a few times. it's online therapy for anyone in need. maybe it's extreme, but imagine if someone had written to us contemplating suicide. i'm sure we would do everything in our power to help this person . . . just a suggestion . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

i didn't have a coin to flip on this one . . . since is stopped drinking and i love tomatoes . . i going with more tomato juice in the vodka . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

KITTY . . . i had to add on here cause i'm taking care of your post . . . hahaha . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

not really a tough one . . . what's the next letter in the following sequence . . . A M J J A --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

thanx . . . looks like someone beat m"e" to it . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

Tchick forgot about his crazy ass . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

vote or nominate your own . . . "PLAYER HATER OF THE CENTURY" tom, elmer fudd, megatron, lex luthor "WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY" scooby doo, donald duck, soundwave "I'M NOT A JUICEHEAD, THIS IS NATURAL" hulk, popeye, moose, he-man "PLAYA PLAYA" pepe le pew, superman, archie "GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET A JOB" garfield, droopy, jughead "GIRL, YOU SO FINE" betty, daphne, josie and the pussycats, wonder woman "MY CREW WILL KICK YOUR ASS" legion of doom, teenage mutant ninja turtles, dinobots, x-men "I'M CALLING THE INS ON YOU" speedy gonzales --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

i'll try . . . two men are playing chess but they're not playing against each other . . . the fugitive can juggle the balls across and not exceed 158 lbs . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too short to be small.

blueangel . . . this one's for you . . . here's a tip boys. with your tounge spell blueangel's name on your girl's clit . . . more adventure . . . try the alphabet or chinese characters . . . --------------------------------------------- Life is too small to be short.