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  1. eggmok
    H2O ---------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small.
  2. eggmok
    Wow you're BACK!! How was your stint as a professional goat ball taster in Uganda? I honestly thought that it wouldn't pan out . . .
  3. eggmok
    JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
  4. eggmok
    ok . . . i'm gonna start the real trash talking! the Giants suck donkey dick! NFC champs will be the Skins without a doubt! f all of u!
  5. eggmok
    ok . . . i'm gonna start the real trash talking! the Giants suck donkey dick! NFC champs will be the Skins without a doubt! f all of u!
  6. eggmok
    cab it . . . it's not expensive and the curry aroma grows on you . . . literally!
  7. eggmok
    i'm getting very jealous . . . can i ride??
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    my aunt has an old tape of me prosing to that same question when i was 5 . . . "when i grow up, i want to be a fire engine!" go figure . . .
  9. eggmok
    hahaha!! what if you grab your own crotch . . . like i do?
  10. eggmok
    there was a bunch . . . superfriends, spiderman and friends, dungeons and dragons, thundar the barbarian, laugh-o-lympics . . . on the weekdays . . . g.i. joe, thundercats, voltron, robotech, transformers . . . i'm starting to smile and remember all that shit . . .
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    sweet deal . . . and all the kiddies will be back in school!
  12. eggmok
    OMG . . . that is so true. they all suck at dancing and they just stand there like pricks. i honestly say, i've never seen any of those juiceheads that can dance. i'm not huge, but some of those guys look like professional wrestlers! at least i look good dancing . . . and with my shirt on!
  13. eggmok
    crommy good lookin out. once the season starts, you won't have to worry about the giants fans. stick to the Skins and you'll be money. BTW . . . Giants suck balls . . . haha!
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    "Must be close cause I'm getting a hard-on!" Now it's time for trash talking. . . I'm a diehard Redskins fan so it's about time we have a chance. Do any of these names sound scary: Deion, Bruce, Lavar, Stephen, Darryl, Brad, Michael . . . oh it's looking good!! I can't fuckin wait!!
  15. eggmok
    KITTY!! HOOK A BROTHER UP! LET ME KNOW!! AND YES I BET YOU LOOK CUTE IN YOUR 4X4 . . . WHEN CAN I GET A RIDE?? LOL
  16. eggmok
    WHY DON'T BOTH OF YOU JABORONES SHUT YOUR MOUTHS BEFORE THE EGGMOK LAYS THE SMACKDOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASSES!!
  17. eggmok
    THANX
  18. eggmok
    SINCE EVERYONE'S IN SUCH A CRAPPY MOOD . . . I'LL HAVE TO TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN MY FIRST CAR WAS AN 92 TOYOTA PASEO . . . BTW I STILL DIRVE THIS CAR AND IT HAS 170K MI. . . JAPENESE CARS - GOTTA RUV EM
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    an hour ago i fell asleep in a meeting . . . what's up with this monday??
  20. eggmok
    ok . . ok everyone stop bickering and fighting why don't the both of you "divas" just kiss and make up . . . that will make everyone happy . . . especially me
  21. eggmok
    i like that . . . she's a hottie . . . lol glad you're with us!
  22. eggmok
    ok that's where i've heard that name before . . . he was on howard stern talkin about that time he knocked him out. that shit was funny . . . but still not as good as Bruce
  23. eggmok
    Do you and the fat guy battle it out all the time?
  24. eggmok
    The weekend was great. Played 18 holes yesterday and then went to the driving range. Young get back to me today. Thanks!!
  25. eggmok

    it's been...

    eggmok replied to JackMeOff's topic in Sex

    oohh . . . i didn't know. just an update 13 HOURS AGO . . . real sex
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